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OfflineTwister
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Fucking spider
    #5936414 - 08/06/06 08:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

There's a ton of spiders in my apartment and I'm usually cool with them. I don't ever kill one unless its on me. Well, just now I felt a little tickle on the leg hair on my inner thigh. So I look down and see it's a damned spider about to make his way up my boxers and about 2 inches from my junk. Needless to say I got freaked a little and smacked it away, however, in the confusion I also tagged my right nut, and boy did that hurt. I quickly found him on the ground and killed him. Fucking spider.


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InvisibleAlteredAgain
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Re: Fucking spider [Re: Twister]
    #5936599 - 08/06/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Feel better now?


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InvisibleSpacerace
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Re: Fucking spider [Re: Twister]
    #5936610 - 08/06/06 10:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

thats fucking scary as fuck. When I read the title I thought you were being a littl e cruel, but damn.


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OfflineDeadmaker
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Re: Fucking spider [Re: Twister]
    #5936645 - 08/06/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I know a dude that got bit on the head of his dick by a spider because he was outside naked and tripping his ass off.


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: Fucking spider [Re: Twister]
    #5936660 - 08/06/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

lol

the other day, i said something that made my girl mad. She smacked my nuts. Not hard, but hard enouph.
So i punched her twice in the boob, and she got all pissed off, and tried to say that it was an accident that she hit me in the nuts.


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: Fucking spider [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5936662 - 08/06/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, and the other day, i went to a baseball game, and aparently somebody from work saw my girlfriend beating up on me, so now everybody makes fun of me.
Domestic abuse is no laughing matter :tongue:


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