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OfflineChickenPotPie
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5932016 - 08/04/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

We were both 19. Been engaged for about 2 years at that point. Ten years later this year.


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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: ChickenPotPie]
    #5932081 - 08/04/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

great most of the time although she can't keep up with my sex drive. but I've never met one that could. Probably a product of living in Colorado. Anyway, usually when I shoom I see her as my perfect match. We fight occationaly but not as often as we used to. Hell, by all accounts we shouldn't even be together. We were broken up when we found out she was prego 11 years ago. Anyway we had about 5 rough years where we almost splits every couple of months. kept it together though and the last 6 have been pretty good and it is getting only better. In about the last year she has become my private little slut as she likes to be told. She finaly started givin some BJ and one day she was remarking on how she thinks shes starting to like it. She said she thought she is turning into a cock monster. Thats my girl!!! She absorbs a little more of my life philosophy every day. maybe someday she'll feel like I do about a true lovw having no restrictions and allows for the full range of human experience both together as a couple and seperate as individuals but forever sharing life together. Yeah, boild down I'm hoping to talk her into a 3-way someday, but what guy isn't? But I has to be by her desire and will or it is invalid. Anyway, I think it is pretty close to perfect and although I can imagine sharing my bodily fluids with the rest of the world I can't image sharing the rest of my life with any one else.

She calls me her fuck monster and snatch master.


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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #5932119 - 08/04/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

She calls me those names too.


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OfflineLeanin
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5932151 - 08/04/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

man, I am trying to have the most fun while I still can!


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Offlineunbeliever
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: ChickenPotPie]
    #5932465 - 08/04/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I've got a super chill wife and barring the random complete clash of bad moods we don't really argue about shit. We love each other too much to stay mad long too. Lots of fun partying together also. Yeehaw!


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OfflineAninator
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: unbeliever]
    #5932602 - 08/04/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i've never been in a serious long term relationship.... sigh...


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: Aninator]
    #5932984 - 08/04/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm goin to the garlic festival in Geneva tomorrow. You anywhere near there? Dinner's on me.


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InvisibleGnuBobo
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: daimyo]
    #5933027 - 08/04/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
"Who's got a GREAT women??"

"a" implies singular.  Women is plural.




We're clearly dealing with a pimp, here.  C'mon--get your initial conditions set.  :wink:


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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: ChickenPotPie]
    #5933064 - 08/04/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I have myself, and I am a great woman.


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5933070 - 08/04/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Pussy poppin lesbian?


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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: daimyo]
    #5933076 - 08/04/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ludacris-quoting pussy-poppin' straight woman


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5933082 - 08/04/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Excellent. Keep that pussy poppin on a hand stand and you'll always be a GREAT women.


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Invisibleirascible_raunch
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: daimyo]
    #5933105 - 08/04/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I was actually quoting a Method Man song in my title, not the actual Pussy Poppin' song. Although I suppose pussy poppin' is a common hip-hop term.

I may actually be a pretentious pussy poppin' poser. I have only pussy popped with my pants on.


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Invisibleindica
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Re: Who's got a GREAT women?? [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5933186 - 08/04/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i only want a woman so i can fuck her in her dying moments and still be inside her when she's dead


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