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 Asante
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 Masturbation! 
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Banez
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 Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5928906 - 08/03/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what do u mean? like cartoon porn?
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Asante
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Banez]
#5928918 - 08/03/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well if cartoon porn does it for you, then yes 
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5928923 - 08/03/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol.. i mean i dont really get into that kind of stuff.. but idk.. maybe
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5928926 - 08/03/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pron when I can get some privacy, fantasy if not, hot videos on MTVjams, of I just unload on my gorls ass when she is sleeping.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5928929 - 08/03/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fantasy is better, but porn gets me off quicker for some reason
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5928931 - 08/03/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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true.. music videos work.. idk anime porn has always kinda interested me.. im fuckin wierd
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Banez]
#5928935 - 08/03/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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www.notpron.com
This is pron if you guy's get off to puzzles than more power to you.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mikeownow]
#5928937 - 08/03/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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you forgot about the autoerotic aspyxhiation option.
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Banez
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this should be this sites expertise.. i know im getting more pussy than most on here
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mikeownow]
#5928945 - 08/03/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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hmm why doesnt my link work well just copy and past it.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mikeownow]
#5928949 - 08/03/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It works in firefox! I actually re-checked to make sure what you did there 
So far the fantasy people pwn the pr0n people
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5928955 - 08/03/06 03:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I do about an equal amount of each.
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So does drawing porn count to fantasy or porn?
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Pithlit]
#5928964 - 08/03/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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fantasy.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Pithlit]
#5928971 - 08/03/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good one.
If you think it up, its fantasy.
If you draw it and then take a long hard look at it its pr0n.
If you get off drawing it I'd say that counts as "best of both worlds"
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Banez]
#5928983 - 08/03/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
anime porn has always kinda interested me..
The google word you're looking for is hentai
Do a http://images.google.com/ search on that 
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im fuckin wierd
If you weren't weird you wouldn't be online.
At least you have the guts to admit it 
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5928986 - 08/03/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I said none of the above. I haven't had a single sexual urge for the last several weeks. I even went to a strip club a couple nights ago but that still did nothing for me. I think I should get myself checked out.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: pantsboy]
#5928999 - 08/03/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you think its a problem, then you might consider seeing a doc for it, or better just ride it out for a while. Not a few people have "dry spells" where sexuality just isn't an issue. On the other extreme you have Asexuals, who never have a sexual urge ever and are just fine with that.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5929008 - 08/03/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:On the other extreme you have Asexuals, who never have a sexual urge ever and are just fine with that.
God, would that be the best or the worst thing that could happen to you? We would be living on Jupiter right now if it weren't for sex.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Terillius]
#5929021 - 08/03/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well, if you won't mind then it won't matter to you ofcourse.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: pantsboy]
#5929037 - 08/03/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a visious cycle.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929052 - 08/03/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I personally liked it better when I had to jerk it every day to satisfy my urges. I think I just need a woman or something but I'm honestly not quite sure.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929070 - 08/03/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
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I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a visious cycle.
Labial compress? OMFG, you're killing me! 
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5929207 - 08/03/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Up until this past October, I had been with this girl for 4 years...
During that time, It was mostly pr0n...
We broke up, and then the fantasizing started to become more dominant...
Lately, porn just isn't all that it was, and I find it more difficult with porn alone (taking 2-3x as long)
So, now its mostly just fantasizing
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You also need a poll for male or female. The difference is astounding.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: pantsboy]
#5929359 - 08/03/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tell the doctor you eat a lot of drugs....... I bet he will give you an answer.
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I get better results with fantasy. Just last night I got off to some firemen on local TV. Was much easier than those little sluts you see on late at night. They're hidious.... but I guess in a crunch..... they'll do.
Firemen + good hand coordination = great O.
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Haha what a funny post. I like to start off with some porn to get things started, then finish off with a little personal fantasy.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5929405 - 08/03/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nifty.org has some good stories, Im into that sorta thing 
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Terillius]
#5929504 - 08/03/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Terillius said:
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mntlfngrs said:
I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a vicious cycle.
Labial compress? OMFG, you're killing me!
Thanks for noticing. I am kind of proud of that one.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929544 - 08/03/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I didn't want to say it but yes, that was funny
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5929589 - 08/03/06 07:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just for that I'm going to have a fantasy about you right now!
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929599 - 08/03/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what the fuck is pr0n!!!!!
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Quote:
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what the fuck is pr0n!!!!!
If you don't know then you are probably to young to be at the Shroomery, and definitly to young to see it.
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what the fuck is Google?
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5930000 - 08/03/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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both
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