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InvisibleAsante
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Terillius]
    #5929021 - 08/03/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well, if you won't mind then it won't matter to you ofcourse.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: pantsboy]
    #5929037 - 08/03/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a visious cycle.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #5929052 - 08/03/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I personally liked it better when I had to jerk it every day to satisfy my urges. I think I just need a woman or something but I'm honestly not quite sure.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #5929070 - 08/03/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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mntlfngrs said:
I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a visious cycle.




Labial compress?  OMFG, you're killing me!  :jiggy:


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
    #5929207 - 08/03/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Up until this past October, I had been with this girl for 4 years...

During that time, It was mostly pr0n...

We broke up, and then the fantasizing started to become more dominant...

Lately, porn just isn't all that it was, and I find it more difficult with porn alone (taking 2-3x as long)

So, now its mostly just fantasizing


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: absolute zero]
    #5929293 - 08/03/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You also need a poll for male or female. The difference is astounding.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: pantsboy]
    #5929359 - 08/03/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Tell the doctor you eat a lot of drugs....... I bet he will give you an answer.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: absolute zero]
    #5929381 - 08/03/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I get better results with fantasy. Just last night I got off to some firemen on local TV. Was much easier than those little sluts you see on late at night. They're hidious.... but I guess in a crunch..... they'll do.

Firemen + good hand coordination = great O.

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Re: Masturbation! [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5929390 - 08/03/06 06:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:discodance:


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5929401 - 08/03/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Haha what a funny post. I like to start off with some porn to get things started, then finish off with a little personal fantasy.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #5929405 - 08/03/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Nifty.org has some good stories, Im into that sorta thing  :whacker:


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Terillius]
    #5929504 - 08/03/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Terillius said:
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mntlfngrs said:
I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a vicious cycle.




Labial compress?  OMFG, you're killing me!  :jiggy:




Thanks for noticing. I am kind of proud of that one.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #5929544 - 08/03/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't want to say it but yes, that was funny :wink:


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
    #5929589 - 08/03/06 07:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Just for that I'm going to have a fantasy about you right now!


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #5929599 - 08/03/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

what the fuck is pr0n!!!!!


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: habitat0789]
    #5929615 - 08/03/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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habitat0789 said:
what the fuck is pr0n!!!!!




If you don't know then you are probably to young to be at the Shroomery, and definitly to young to see it.


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Re: Masturbation! [Re: habitat0789]
    #5929798 - 08/03/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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habitat0789 said:
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what the fuck is Google?




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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
    #5930000 - 08/03/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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