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Asante
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Terillius]
#5929021 - 08/03/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, if you won't mind then it won't matter to you ofcourse.
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mntlfngrs
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: pantsboy]
#5929037 - 08/03/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a visious cycle.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929052 - 08/03/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I personally liked it better when I had to jerk it every day to satisfy my urges. I think I just need a woman or something but I'm honestly not quite sure.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929070 - 08/03/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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mntlfngrs said: I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a visious cycle.
Labial compress? OMFG, you're killing me!
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absolute zero
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5929207 - 08/03/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Up until this past October, I had been with this girl for 4 years...
During that time, It was mostly pr0n...
We broke up, and then the fantasizing started to become more dominant...
Lately, porn just isn't all that it was, and I find it more difficult with porn alone (taking 2-3x as long)
So, now its mostly just fantasizing
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Newbie
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You also need a poll for male or female. The difference is astounding.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: pantsboy]
#5929359 - 08/03/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tell the doctor you eat a lot of drugs....... I bet he will give you an answer.
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I get better results with fantasy. Just last night I got off to some firemen on local TV. Was much easier than those little sluts you see on late at night. They're hidious.... but I guess in a crunch..... they'll do.
Firemen + good hand coordination = great O.
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bhamlaxy
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Haha what a funny post. I like to start off with some porn to get things started, then finish off with a little personal fantasy.
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5929405 - 08/03/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nifty.org has some good stories, Im into that sorta thing
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mntlfngrs
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Terillius]
#5929504 - 08/03/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Terillius said:
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mntlfngrs said: I almost wish I had that problem. I think about it so much I can hardly get anything done. I jack it so much it hurts and then all I can think about is how much I could use a nice labial compress to sooth the pain. it is a vicious cycle.
Labial compress? OMFG, you're killing me!
Thanks for noticing. I am kind of proud of that one.
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Asante
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929544 - 08/03/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I didn't want to say it but yes, that was funny
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mntlfngrs
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5929589 - 08/03/06 07:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just for that I'm going to have a fantasy about you right now!
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: mntlfngrs]
#5929599 - 08/03/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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what the fuck is pr0n!!!!!
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mntlfngrs
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Quote:
habitat0789 said: what the fuck is pr0n!!!!!
If you don't know then you are probably to young to be at the Shroomery, and definitly to young to see it.
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Asante
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Quote:
habitat0789 said: . what the fuck is Google?
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Re: Masturbation! [Re: Asante]
#5930000 - 08/03/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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both
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