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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.


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Too long without a fuck
#5928750 - 08/03/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Have you ever gone a long-ass time without a lay?
I'm seriously starting to feel all awkward and virgin-like around chicks that I could fuck if I really wanted to...
I don't feel like I could perform like I normally would had I been getting some steady ass... i'm not saying that i couldn't fuck... its like riding a bike... but i think the bike is getting rusty or something... hahah
Maybe i'll just have to get shitfaced sometime and re-lose my virginity and stop being such a fucking pussy...
and the sad thing is there's really no reason for it but drugs and the lack of motivation that accompany them... now that i've laid off the hard drugs and started drinking again instead, i'm starting to get my drive back... i just lack the confidence of my studlier days...
any opinions or advice?
should i just go fuck some slut and not defend myself at all when i cum in 2 minutes? hahah... i'm seriously in the dark here... i haven't gone this long without ass since i was a virgin...
-j
-------------------- I promise to live, love, exist, and be, and hope that all life will love to be in existence with me. Also, fuck you. -j
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Silversoul
Rhizome


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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5928757 - 08/03/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's been almost 3 years for me. To be honest, it doesn't really bother me that much.
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Atheist
Stranger


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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5928759 - 08/03/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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whats been stopping you?
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coda
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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: Silversoul]
#5928762 - 08/03/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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1 year and a few months for me. I dunno, it's great when it's available but i really don't miss it.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Adden

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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5928770 - 08/03/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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"You gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal."
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Afroshroomerican
Oprah's Minion


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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: Adden]
#5928773 - 08/03/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Omg 3 years?
Fuck it's been 2 months and Im whiny
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drtyfrnk
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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: Adden]
#5928779 - 08/03/06 02:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
S_2 said: "You gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal."
Double
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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.


Registered: 08/08/03
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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5928800 - 08/03/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's exactly what i needed to hear... thank you pub.
-j
-------------------- I promise to live, love, exist, and be, and hope that all life will love to be in existence with me. Also, fuck you. -j
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Adden

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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5928813 - 08/03/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude rub one out before you go out so when you get laid you won't bust in 2 minutes or whatever. That irrational fear is easily remedied by your CPU and some tissues.
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carshissbymywinda

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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5929111 - 08/03/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hear ya completely, I won't fuck just anybody though
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CaptainH13
Scum


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i went like 13 months once...and it was pure hell..
like those people that start acting like a sterotypical pothead after they quit smoking pot
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5929128 - 08/03/06 04:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's been a while for me too. After a shitty marriage to a closet psycho and a bitter divorce, I've kinda sworn off women for a while, at least beyond friends.
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Cepheus
Balance



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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5929137 - 08/03/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheSlapnCapn said: Have you ever gone a long-ass time without a lay?
I'm seriously starting to feel all awkward and virgin-like around chicks that I could fuck if I really wanted to...
I don't feel like I could perform like I normally would had I been getting some steady ass... i'm not saying that i couldn't fuck... its like riding a bike... but i think the bike is getting rusty or something... hahah
Maybe i'll just have to get shitfaced sometime and re-lose my virginity and stop being such a fucking pussy...
and the sad thing is there's really no reason for it but drugs and the lack of motivation that accompany them... now that i've laid off the hard drugs and started drinking again instead, i'm starting to get my drive back... i just lack the confidence of my studlier days...
any opinions or advice?
should i just go fuck some slut and not defend myself at all when i cum in 2 minutes? hahah... i'm seriously in the dark here... i haven't gone this long without ass since i was a virgin...
-j
A-FUCKING-MEN
Man drugs have isolated me from females like theres no tommorow. The only people that are interested in me are skanky coke whores. damn.
...but now that I'm starting to lay off the drugs .. doors are starting to open again and I'm a shitload more flirtatious... and girls seem to flirt more with me.. maybe I'm sobre enough to notice heh.
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: CaptainH13]
#5929138 - 08/03/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude... you need to get out more. Don't fear the pussy. Just hit that shit and have fun. Don't ever question yourself. The second you lose your confidence your chances are shot. Be a man for Christ sakes
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wiggles
Miffed a Milf


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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5929151 - 08/03/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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If it makes you feel better, I've been celibut for a year now. I only had one girl before that. About 6 months after we broke up I found out she had an STD. I tested positive afterwards. Isn't that fun? Nothing like getting a disease the day you lose your virginity.
Either way, I plan to maintain my celibucy until the day I die, my nuts explode and kill me, or I meet an amazing girl who loves me enough to risk it. Until then I can't allow myself to go looking for sex - if I passed it on to someone I could never forgive myself.
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D4NK
Omni-Potent



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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: wiggles]
#5929215 - 08/03/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tripping Teddy, your avatar is fucking great. Just thought I should mention it.
Also, about a week without a lay and feeling pissed off in general. God damn. On a side note, if you're not getting any on a regular basis, not getting laid for a period of time isn't TOO frustrating.
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absolute zero
The Hero

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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5929244 - 08/03/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, my love life died about a month before my last relationship ended...
Current Streak: September 2005 - ?
Which means it has currently been... OH SHIT! 11 MONTHS!
My self-confidence was shitty for quite a while after the breakup, but its been steadily on the rise
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Eraserhead
Lost Soul


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I got out of a nasty 5 year relationship a little over a year ago with a verbally abusive psychotic finicky woman.
I'm at 1.5 years without.
I see chicks flirting, I just blow em off like there's no tomorrow, and realize what I did after I do it, and then it's too late. Damn the pot, and anti-social behaviors I have.
I suck  Besides sex causes to much drama in the first place, it's really not worth it.
^^ who the fuck am I kidding.. lmfao
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Kerr
Who else would I be

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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: Eraserhead]
#5929520 - 08/03/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Its been at least 3 years for me! haha, but to be honest its not really a big deal. I have gone through some major life shifting experiences and lessons and have grown much. I cant even really remember what its like, hhe where does my penis go again? joking, but Im essentially a virgin again .
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boatlaunch
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Re: Too long without a fuck [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#5929523 - 08/03/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can recommend some toys for all you poor sex deprived souls. What a horror. I can't allow myself to go too long (need it, "every other daily")...... Dont' operate well under sex-starved conditions.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
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