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Offlineloopin20
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seriously, who taught you about sex?
    #5928453 - 08/03/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If someone else, who and how....
sex poll
Users may choose only one (16 total votes)
mom
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9 56%
dad
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7 44%
Votes accepted from (08/01/06 12:26 PM) to (08/31/16 12:26 PM)
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll.


Edited by loopin20 (08/03/06 02:25 PM)


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5928457 - 08/03/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

Picked it up from porn/school/friends.


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OfflineAninator
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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5928477 - 08/03/06 12:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I never asked my dad. I asked my mom and she told me sex was kissing. Then my oldest sister told me what it really is.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5928484 - 08/03/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

When I was really young, probably around 1st grade, my best friend, my little brother and I found a book in our basement that belonged to my parents. We opened it up and were amazed to see all sorts of different positions for having sex. From then it's all down hill.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5928498 - 08/03/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Liquidkick said:
My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

Picked it up from porn/school/friends.




Me too, sex is still a taboo subject at my house, always will be.  Fucking Catholics.  I'm also a pretty private person, so I don't generally discuss sex (probably a product of psychological warfare during my Catholic education years :frown: )


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: TODAY]
    #5928533 - 08/03/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

The Internet.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5928535 - 08/03/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Liquidkick said:
My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

Picked it up from porn/school/friends.



:yesnod: :thumbup:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: blissedout]
    #5928620 - 08/03/06 01:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
Quote:

Liquidkick said:
My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

Picked it up from porn/school/friends.



:yesnod: :thumbup:




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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5928628 - 08/03/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Liquidkick said:
My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

Picked it up from porn/school/friends.




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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: TODAY]
    #5928632 - 08/03/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

":
My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

"probably a product of psychological warfare during my Catholic education years :frown: )


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #5928635 - 08/03/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I was born a legend.
:grin:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: TODAY]
    #5928639 - 08/03/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

shagt


Edited by loopin20 (08/04/06 08:43 PM)


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: evolprim]
    #5928647 - 08/03/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

evolprim said:
Quote:

blissedout said:
Quote:

Liquidkick said:
My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

Picked it up from porn/school/friends.



:yesnod: :thumbup:







I'm surprised all 3 weren't an option on the poll. :crazy:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5928810 - 08/03/06 02:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Porn!


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5928815 - 08/03/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

friends, at school, and an older female babysitter.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5928818 - 08/03/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

These are astounding fuckin results man, wow..

=P


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5928869 - 08/03/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

neither.


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OfflineRamlaen
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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Asante]
    #5928877 - 08/03/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Internet, Porn,Experimentation


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Asante]
    #5928886 - 08/03/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My mom did give me a book on where babies come from when I was younger but I already mostly knew by that point from the same place a lot of you did. I probably learned more in elementary school from my friends than the teachers.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5928892 - 08/03/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TheMadConductor said:
The Internet.




I thought I was going to have to type that out for a minute.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Terillius]
    #5929043 - 08/03/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, I forgot to mention Ace Ventura.

"Three times?"
"Sorry, that's never happened before; I must be tired."


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Asante]
    #5929467 - 08/03/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
neither.




Since I went to a catholic school, we never had the luxury of "Sex Ed" so I watched Sue Johanson for years, then picked up some books, got online and figured out the rest for myself. 

Now, I'm working at my close friends Adult Store, and I've been working in Adult Stores for about 5 or 6 years.  I love it.  I'm a sex fiend.  I love sex.  I love toys.  I love to experiment all aspects of love making, mastubation, exploration, fantasy play..... whatever. 

I've always believed that one of the best ways to stay healthy, is to stay sexually active.  (whether going solo or with your partner(s) )

Your body releases endorphines and hormones that are very good for your nervous system.  Helps keep stress levels down, and is also great for blood circulation. (go figure)

Great post.  Really.  Keep it cummin'.  ha ha.  No pun intended.
:humpme:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5929479 - 08/03/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

What's sex?


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5929492 - 08/03/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Neither mom nor dad, I learned the reproductive system in school, then learned the basics from my much "cooler" friends. I was pretty in the dark as a child. haha.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5929503 - 08/03/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
neither.




Since I went to a catholic school, we never had the luxury of "Sex Ed" so I watched Sue Johanson for years, then picked up some books, got online and figured out the rest for myself.




I went to catholic school and we were still taught the reproductive system and eventually about sex.. your catholic school was even more sheltered than mine! haha


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Bowers]
    #5929526 - 08/03/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Seriously. We had sex ed in the Catholic school I went to. Of course, they tended to emphasize abstinence over birth control.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5929533 - 08/03/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

We had sex ed in the Catholic school I went to.




Who is this Ed you all speak so fondly of?


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Asante]
    #5929573 - 08/03/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Haha its sex education, we had it on school as well, thats where I learnt all I know :smirk: My parents never said a thing to me


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Kerr]
    #5929633 - 08/03/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

started watching shitty 70's porn at like adge 10 i think i was...

the real shit was well after i had had sex and relationships..from a very loving relationship with a pornstar,model,friend of a big porn producer..


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5929820 - 08/03/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

watching shitty 70's porn




I bet you panicked when you first saw a condom.

70s pr0n = pre-AIDS era when they could cure anything.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Asante]
    #5929865 - 08/03/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

One day my cousins kind of forced me to watch some porn. I didn't want to watch for some reason, but I peaked and saw what was going on.
A skin pickle was going into a pink taco at a rapid rate.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Asante]
    #5929905 - 08/03/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
Quote:

watching shitty 70's porn




I bet you panicked when you first saw a condom.

70s pr0n = pre-AIDS era when they could cure anything.




your exactly right,haha...i didn't use a condom once until i had already been having sex for quite a few years...

shit...still rarely use them,but i don't have a lot of random sex these days...


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5930001 - 08/03/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

the internet...although once my dad tricked me into taking a walk with him where he tried to give me 'the talk'. i was so embarrassed i started crying...


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5930068 - 08/03/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Liquidkick said:
My parents have never said anything to me about sex.

Picked it up from porn/school/friends.




Yep.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Dety]
    #5930268 - 08/04/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

eh, dad tried to explain it when i was 10, but failed utterly...enter "the internet"


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5930324 - 08/04/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i don't really know, i never had "the talk"

i just picked it up on da mean streets, i guess :foshizzle:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: loopin20]
    #5930342 - 08/04/06 01:35 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

seriously, who taught you about sex?




Yo mamma.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: eris]
    #5930353 - 08/04/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:rotfl:

It was TM's momma! :wink:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5930410 - 08/04/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: eris]
    #5930585 - 08/04/06 06:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My uncle:shocked:


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5930592 - 08/04/06 06:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Actually, my church taught me! I went to a Unitarian church as a kid, and I learned 90% of all sex stuff in a "coming of age" class in the 8th grade. It was really informative.


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Re: seriously, who taught you about sex? [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5930620 - 08/04/06 06:48 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
My uncle:shocked:




Pics?

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