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OfflineHyper_Panda_GO
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I have nothing better to do so I'm going to post random lyrics
    #5927767 - 08/03/06 03:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Can I lift my dress up for you?
Can I lift it in the night?
White undersides of my thighs look much better
In the dark light

There’s a kid in there
And he’s big, and dumb,
And he’s… kinda scared
Well, he’s too old to be there

And he’s just looking for a light.

Well, I’ll lift it to the ceiling tiles
I’ll stay —- in a trance
You see something to reach about
I’ll tell you that it’s mine
I’m sorry that your mother died
That one was my fault
I’m sorry anybody dies at all these days

Oh I see the night…
With my own two eyes.


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Invisibleking_cobra
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Re: I have nothing better to do so I'm going to post random lyrics [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5927779 - 08/03/06 04:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

A foul odor rises from behind
A bloodstained door
Where she has been left for days
I can't wait to see her rotting face
Taste her putrid crack
A whore adorned with crown of flies
Upon her severed head
She looks more attractive now that she is dead
Feverishly I bend over her
Cheeks rip as I spread her ass apart
Snort her rancid hole
Tongue the puckered bung
Shit-caked anus fucked with my fist
Flies swarm to my dangling ballsack
Maggots fall from her gangrenous crack
Stiff and engorged with blood
I shove my dick in her gaping asshole
Cunt drips stale piss rank stench intense
Aroused by the swarming sound of insects
I blow my load on her clod dead white ass
Kicked in her mouth loose teeth fall out
Gagged with my log balls slap her chin
As shit protudes from holes I've wrecked
Compulsion to violate the deceased
Seduced by death


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Re: I have nothing better to do so I'm going to post random lyrics [Re: king_cobra]
    #5927789 - 08/03/06 04:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard


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"You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind"
Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist

"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw


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Re: I have nothing better to do so I'm going to post random lyrics [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5927819 - 08/03/06 04:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball


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Re: I have nothing better to do so I'm going to post random lyrics [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5927822 - 08/03/06 04:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who dont shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee thats snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites


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