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InvisibleMOTH
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my GOD
    #5927177 - 08/02/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I just pulled a 2 inch clump of hair out of my EYE.  I saw it poking out, so I pulled, and it could feel the slithery sensation of the hairs coming out from BEHIND MY EYEBALL. 

That's right.  BEHIND MY FUCKING EYEBALL. 

There were two hairs connected.  I am so grossed out.  I could feel it moving around my eye as I pulled it out. 

This happens to me on a daily basis, people. 

Dog grooming =  :thumbdown:


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InvisiblePat Bateman, VP
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Re: my GOD [Re: MOTH]
    #5927187 - 08/02/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:scat::puke:


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: my GOD [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5927199 - 08/02/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Should I mention how the hairs were coated in a mucous-like white slime? 

Blaggghhhh!! :sad:

Don't even get me started on the other foul aspects of my "job." 

What it barrels down to:  I squeeze assholes for a living. 

*anal glands.


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: my GOD [Re: MOTH]
    #5927205 - 08/02/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's almost as gross as pulling hair out of your ass.


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Re: my GOD [Re: MOTH]
    #5927206 - 08/02/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That is really weird.
Sorry babe but it is.
You're weird sexy like that. and I'd hit on you some more but I don't do married chicks(
(unless they are ) wait I better not say. It's driving me insane. love hate relationship0s. Driving me inside.


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Re: my GOD [Re: MOTH]
    #5927212 - 08/02/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

that is sooo gross.


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Re: my GOD [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5927222 - 08/02/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I got you beat. I used to be horrible with contact lenses back in 8th grade when I first got them. I used to rub too much (I've learned how to rub correctly since) and they used to really bug my eyes. Anyhow, one mourning while in the car with my mom waiting for the bus, I rubbed my eye and all of a sudden my vision went back to normal in that eye. I thought it had fallen out (and couldn't find it) and just took the other out and went commando for the day.

A week later, after wearing contacts every day, I took out my contacts one night. Right after taking out the right contact, I felt another drop onto my hand. It was a withered, wrinkled, YELLOW (not clear-blue) contact.

I stopped wearing contacts for over 2 years, until I decided to give it another try (simple as pie for me now). Can you blame me though?


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Re: my GOD [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5927223 - 08/02/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Flowda said:
That is really weird.




The more I do dog grooming the more I can't stand it. 

But regardless. 

I'll give your anals a squeeze, flowie.  :heart:


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Re: my GOD [Re: MOTH]
    #5927845 - 08/03/06 05:17 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

wear goggles?

"The goggles! They do nothing!"


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: my GOD [Re: blink]
    #5927904 - 08/03/06 06:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

The goggles get all steamy! Then you can't see anything.


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Re: my GOD [Re: MOTH]
    #5927906 - 08/03/06 06:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Tell your eyes to stop breathing so heavily.

Seriously though... that's pretty disturbing. There must be something that can be done to prevent it.


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