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Kerbouchard
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chick magnet? a long story short
#5926884 - 08/02/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ever since I turned 21, I have been out to bars twice and both times extremely attractive women were getting all over me. Or letting me get on them. Tonight I went out to American Pie ( to buy my second legal drink) And this other chick was there with this gay guy. Well since it was my birthday I was getting free drinks but just had a Corona and lime. Well she came over and said it was her birthday, the hot waitress eyed me sexy after she caught me looking. Well this other woman who was turning 41 came over and started to try and solicit me for dance, drinks, kisses, and ( even more) Well I had just got to the bar and only had one drink but clearly I could have some fun with it. The most I got out of it was a kiss, but it was a good one, she had tight quarter thigh pants on and an amazing rack for her figure, when she kissed me I felt her up in a respectful way. It was my way of saying " 41 is too old for me tonight" I tipped the waitress $2 for my free beer and hugged the woman before I left. Well I was going to head down to Atlanta, but I am way to smart to fuck it up on the first night I am legal.
But more to the subject, the girl last night, when I as too intoxicated ( apparently) to be at the bar, and ordered my first real tequila, I had it and about two glasses of water before I was escorted out to the cab. LOL. But before that while I was there, I sat down at the end of the bar, next to these two girls. One girl was 26 and the other I don't know. But I was sitting next to the hot one. The other girl was pretty fucking she was all like " I will eat some pussy like a hamburger!!" But the younger one must have been really crazy because she came right up to me in My face, and grabbed me arm and was like " happy birthdAY!!" wELL i WAS REALLY INTO IT AND MOVED UP CLOSE TO HER, OUR LEGS TOUCHING WHILE I caressed her arm and lightly brushed her breasts. Well apparently this made butch hoe mad because she decided to call the fucking cab in the first place and alert the " bar manager" that I needed to go. Fucking bullshit.
Well so I was feeling her up some more, and we went in for a kiss, but I backed away playfully( at this point thinking I would have much more time with this girl) My first two times in the "city", in the night life. And everywhere I go women are throwing themselves to me! What a wonderful feeling. I'm not going to tell you the waffle house story, because there was another sexy woman incident there later on. and they all wanna fuck my hot little muffin stack!
Well if that was a long story short, I don't know what this is.
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roby000
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5926898 - 08/02/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha wheres your wingman mavrick?
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: roby000]
#5926903 - 08/02/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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well when you're drunk, in a bar with other drunks, all you have to be is even slightly good looking to get laid... Even ugly old fatties with bad personalities get fucked in bars.
Welcome to the world of social drinking.
-------------------- I went to st thomas and camped out ontop of the island... Despite my entire family being poor all my life, the land is priceless. I was chased by haitians in the main city charlotte amalie when my girlfriend and I got some cocaine for free in a bar and mixed it with alcohol, to form a stronger drug. With such confidence at 2am, we walked the 4-5 or so miles down to the beach where the african slaves lie like lions waiting on tourist prey. The war isen't on drugs... the war is on the causes that influence people to abuse drugs. drug-abuse is a by-product of the system and much like radioactive waste occurs from utilizing nuclear power, drug addicts with drug-problems will need to be properly disposed of, like the decaying radioactive waste produced from nuclear energy. -i2ancid
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: roby000]
#5926909 - 08/02/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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HAPPY B-DAY Post a pic so we judge hot-or not.
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Kerbouchard
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Rahie]
#5926924 - 08/02/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5926945 - 08/02/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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eh I don't see any that are you lol....
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Kerbouchard
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Rahie]
#5927102 - 08/02/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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They're all me
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5927151 - 08/02/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Flowda said: They're all me
You smug self-satisfied bastard. A man after my own heart.
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5927590 - 08/03/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
when she kissed me I felt her up in a respectful way
i laughed
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5927617 - 08/03/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Were you wearing chain mail? That shit attracts the ladies like you wouldn't believe.
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Kerbouchard
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: bobjones]
#5927621 - 08/03/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
bobjones said:
Quote:
when she kissed me I felt her up in a respectful way
i laughed
She really did kiss me, on the lips. It was nice. She was turning 41 I turned 4! tonighjt!@!!!!
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5927631 - 08/03/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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im a player, what can I say.
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5927737 - 08/03/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5927769 - 08/03/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha, props flowie. happy belated birthday.
Edited by king_cobra (08/03/06 04:20 AM)
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Kerbouchard
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: king_cobra]
#5927784 - 08/03/06 04:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I bled tonight. which means I accidentally cut myself open. It was a fun time. I left zoro all over the tree and all up in me, and I managed to cut my foot so thank goodness I am free Kneeee
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5927800 - 08/03/06 04:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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shouldn't you be sleeping?
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5927821 - 08/03/06 04:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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and you?
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Kerbouchard
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5927966 - 08/03/06 07:47 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL! Since the time we talked I finish the LOTR movie, went to the park, and took twelve picture. I gave my dad a nice digital camera for fathers day, but I have been hogging it. I got tons of pictures, but no software to upload them. I have to ask him for the disk, so I can take these one hundred pics of the cannon and into discerning eyees,.
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5928573 - 08/03/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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So what's the magnet?
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Re: chick magnet? a long story short [Re: trunksan]
#5928804 - 08/03/06 02:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
trunksan said: So what's the magnet?
beer.
And lots of beer.
oh yeah, Chloroform too.
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