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TheFakeSunRa
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Have you ever been pissed tested?
#5926366 - 08/02/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Have you ever been pissed tested?
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926377 - 08/02/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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8 times.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: GabbaDj]
#5926385 - 08/02/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yes, once, I passed easily, because I quit doing drugs for long enough to pass.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Nashbar]
#5926420 - 08/02/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah and I had blood taken so they could do a full 'tox screen'
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926428 - 08/02/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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3 times, 2 were jobs, one was jail
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5926451 - 08/02/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Twice. One of the worst feelings of violation ever.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926470 - 08/02/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Twice...
First time was because I accidentally cut my fingertip with a carpet knife on the job. It really wasn't anything bad at all, just a nice clean cut on the fingertip, but my store manager wanted to be a dick... I had been clean of everything but alcohol for about 3 months at that point...
Second time was after that accident, I started looking for a new job, so I was also clean...
Now, I'm seriously debating whether I want to take a piss test for any job, however, i need the money, so i'll probably have another within the next month
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926474 - 08/02/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes, but it was totally voluntary...for a study I was participating in 
I feel sorry for all you folks who get tested because of your job
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926483 - 08/02/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Twice, both of them were fake.
I took them both at the same place. I wondered how i got through the first time but after working there abit i found out they were fake. I think they thought it was enough saying there was a piss test on the application form to put people off.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Mike_yy]
#5926488 - 08/02/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A few times. Our high school had inane bullshit reasons to test us. I was tested, but at the times I didn't smoke much, if any.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: trendal]
#5926492 - 08/02/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said: I feel sorry for all you folks who get tested because of your job
I passed all three and smoked prior to the tests
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Mike_yy]
#5926514 - 08/02/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A piss test in the UK???
I've worked in many fields and have not once had to take a piss test
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5926518 - 08/02/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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trendal said: I feel sorry for all you folks who get tested because of your job
I passed all three and smoked prior to the tests
youlove being asked to explain huh? so how did you pass?
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5926521 - 08/02/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can say that over the last year I have had at least two piss tests every week so how many times would that be? A fuckin lot. I have a very high ratio of neg/possitive or pass/fail or else I wouldn't be posting here. My best advice if you are unfortunate enough to be male(only a disadvantage in a testing scenario) is to go with the whizzinator if you think you may be indirectly monitored if you think the dude is going to be staring straight at your cock the whole time don't even try anything funny but it hes looking in a mirror/over your shoulder go for it.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926535 - 08/02/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Amatoxin said: A piss test in the UK???
I've worked in many fields and have not once had to take a piss test
Malton Bacon Factory. I was working for an agency so i don't know if that makes any difference, i don't think it does though. Fuckin terrible job,,
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Mike_yy]
#5926550 - 08/02/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said: Malton Bacon Factory.
Dry cure or did they pump that shit full of water and chems???
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926571 - 08/02/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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twice first time pre-employment, bought something at head shop, passed second time needed stiches for at work injury, passed, I had been clean for a long time.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: wiggles]
#5926594 - 08/02/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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wiggles said: Twice. One of the worst feelings of violation ever.
Yeah? Try getting piss tested monthly by your parents because you smelled like pot once, which they figured gave them reason to dig through all your posessions while you were away, finding a tin with a single crumb of pot in it. Seriously, fuck.
I didn't get an inch of slack until I was 17, moved out when I was 18 and just went crazy. I had to learn everything the hard way; those years of sheltering didn't teach me a thing.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926596 - 08/02/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The bacon was some of the best ive ever had, that was from the canteen . They do bacon and some other stuff for all the supermarkets own brands.
I know the chicken gets defrosted then treated because i used to watch the machine/drum they used. I don't know exactly what they put in, alot of water. Then it gets packed, and you eat it.
The gammon joints were nice too !
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Mike_yy]
#5926618 - 08/02/06 07:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said: I don't know exactly what they put in, alot of water. Then it gets packed, and you eat it.
It pisses me off when I'm trying to cook meat and the pan floods with water. I want to fry the stuff, not fucking poach it !!!
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926637 - 08/02/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Holy shit, I've been piss tested countless times ,infact it got too a point were they put me on a color system were I'd have to call everyday and see what color it is and if it was mine I'd have to go in. This was totally random, sometimes 3 times a week sometiems once a month. I figured out standerd dip tests and how too pass em depending on how fat you are. I'm pretty skinny with an incredibly high metabolism. I got it down to were I could smoke the day before and pass. Its all about precision and timing.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926651 - 08/02/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did you mean piss tested?
I've been pissed many times at exams at my university.
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Amatoxin
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: snoot]
#5926654 - 08/02/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Land of the free, eh?
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926793 - 08/02/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah pissed was a typo, so fucking what.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926804 - 08/02/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Que?
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926840 - 08/02/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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my parents woke me up every fucking monday morning and I got tired of it real quick so I had a tendency to have "bad" aim. I finally smartened up and put salt under my nail the night before and when I was done I just stirred my finger in and I duno it was nasty but worth it. After I started passing my dad had to sit and fuckin stare at me piss, which was the most violating feeling of my life. After like 3weeks of that I "accidently" spilled it on him and all out brawl occured. Im not proud of it but cops came and it eventually led to me being chased by the police at 6am. Man I really fucked up that time.
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: musicturkey]
#5926841 - 08/02/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ohhh yes. After a stupid little littering ticket, i was randomly piss tested. Now i do it twice a month! Its fun trying to take a piss with a huge hairy guy staring at your junk..
btw theres a guide to passing piss tests in my sig.
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