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snoot
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Registered: 01/30/05
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926637 - 08/02/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Holy shit, I've been piss tested countless times ,infact it got too a point were they put me on a color system were I'd have to call everyday and see what color it is and if it was mine I'd have to go in. This was totally random, sometimes 3 times a week sometiems once a month. I figured out standerd dip tests and how too pass em depending on how fat you are. I'm pretty skinny with an incredibly high metabolism. I got it down to were I could smoke the day before and pass. Its all about precision and timing.
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nookjohn
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926651 - 08/02/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did you mean piss tested?
I've been pissed many times at exams at my university.
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Amatoxin
Injected With A Poison


Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1,934
Loc: Not So Great Britain
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: snoot]
#5926654 - 08/02/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Land of the free, eh?
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926793 - 08/02/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah pissed was a typo, so fucking what.
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Amatoxin
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#5926804 - 08/02/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Que?
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musicturkey
Mitakuye Oyasin


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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5926840 - 08/02/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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my parents woke me up every fucking monday morning and I got tired of it real quick so I had a tendency to have "bad" aim. I finally smartened up and put salt under my nail the night before and when I was done I just stirred my finger in and I duno it was nasty but worth it. After I started passing my dad had to sit and fuckin stare at me piss, which was the most violating feeling of my life. After like 3weeks of that I "accidently" spilled it on him and all out brawl occured. Im not proud of it but cops came and it eventually led to me being chased by the police at 6am. Man I really fucked up that time.
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bhamlaxy
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Re: Have you ever been pissed tested? [Re: musicturkey]
#5926841 - 08/02/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ohhh yes. After a stupid little littering ticket, i was randomly piss tested. Now i do it twice a month! Its fun trying to take a piss with a huge hairy guy staring at your junk..
btw theres a guide to passing piss tests in my sig.
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