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Offlinemikeownow
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I came
    #5923424 - 08/01/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

into my gf mouth and she threw up.


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5923429 - 08/01/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

thats sad/weird/funny.


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5923434 - 08/01/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's because she's a being of light, while you carry the demon seed.

Opposites attract.


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5923436 - 08/01/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:spit:  :puke:  :scat:  :spit:

:lol:


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Re: I came [Re: Noviseer]
    #5923442 - 08/01/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

At least she let me do it, she has only let me do it one other time wich was like 5 months ago


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5923454 - 08/01/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

did you just shoot it in. or was she sucking it
theres a big difference


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Re: I came [Re: notapillow]
    #5923462 - 08/01/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

She was sucking it but I told her I was going to cum into her mouth, and I did.


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5923482 - 08/01/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know what's sweeter; you blowing a load in your GF's mouth and her vomiting up your cum, or you doing that and then posting about it on the Internet...


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Re: I came [Re: MXNR]
    #5923517 - 08/01/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I was at a party last friday night and as I was walking out of the bathroom I heard the sounds of a sweet fuckfest in the back room.About 10 minutes later a very young looking girl with braces comes out of the room with a bra and granny panties on.She asks "where did Josh go?" Then about five minutes later she was laying in the floor crying because she still couldnt find Josh.She was very drunk.

About 2 hours later josh shows back up(I use to go to school with josh) and he tells me what happened and why he left the room.He explains she was giving him head when all of the sudden she threw up all over him.

She was 15 he was 21.I dont know what to say.


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Re: I came [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5923532 - 08/01/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

FAP FAP FAP FAP


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5923638 - 08/01/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

lol


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5923739 - 08/01/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mikeownow said:
I came into my gf mouth and she threw up.




Thanks for helping me along with the imagery, I just came too...


:lol:


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Re: I came [Re: absolute zero]
    #5923744 - 08/01/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

try not to put it down her throat when u shoot.

That's mean. :undecided:


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Re: I came [Re: Afroshroomerican]
    #5923784 - 08/01/06 11:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

exactly. cum in her hair instead, it will upset her so much more. especially if it's only one in the afternoon and she's already taken a shower.


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Re: I came [Re: Cham]
    #5923807 - 08/01/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

So am I the only one here who thinks it improper to ask a young lady to swallow your Jizz?


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Re: I came [Re: MXNR]
    #5923812 - 08/01/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Um yeah because it feels better than just having them wank it out of ya ;-/


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Re: I came [Re: Afroshroomerican]
    #5923823 - 08/01/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

bang bang shoot em up 123



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Re: I came [Re: Afroshroomerican]
    #5923825 - 08/01/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

who ASKS? they can't say NO if your cock is already down thier throat.


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Re: I came [Re: Cham]
    #5923932 - 08/02/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ha! Do you guys have a sign you give the girl right before you finish?

Once my manager at a deli I worked at told me that the universal signal (he had apparently used it in all his world travels) was to tap her on the back of the head.

What do you guys think?


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Re: I came [Re: MXNR]
    #5924048 - 08/02/06 12:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Is this OTD???


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Re: I came [Re: Cubenisseur]
    #5924163 - 08/02/06 01:31 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

just ask her beforehand whether or not she swallows.. that should make things simple.


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Re: I came [Re: mikeownow]
    #5924333 - 08/02/06 03:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Tsk, it's so much more fun to make her gooey on the outside!

Maybe I'm twisted but I prefer the imagery of it covering various parts of her anatomy than the idea of her having to guzzle it down.

Anyhoo, no matter how good the head I've never been able to come through mouth stimulation alone.


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Re: I came [Re: MXNR]
    #5924470 - 08/02/06 05:36 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MXNR said:
Ha! Do you guys have a sign you give the girl right before you finish?

Once my manager at a deli I worked at told me that the universal signal (he had apparently used it in all his world travels) was to tap her on the back of the head.

What do you guys think?




that is correct


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Re: I came [Re: MXNR]
    #5924696 - 08/02/06 08:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, I don't think that its rude to ask a girl to let you come in her mouth... If she doesn't want to, she doesn't have to do it... and she could :spit: ...


Also, I dunno if tapping the head is a universal sign...

Its definitely proper etiquette to be like "I'm getting close"... and then also be sure to let her know when you start to come, as this will give her a few seconds warning...

She can decide what she's comfortable with from there...


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Re: I came [Re: absolute zero]
    #5924705 - 08/02/06 08:20 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

haha my old girlfriend used to hate swallowing and would always pull away as I was about to come... one time she left it too late and I blew my load all over her face :laugh:


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Re: I came [Re: Cepheus]
    #5924727 - 08/02/06 08:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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haha my old girlfriend used to hate swallowing and would always pull away as I was about to come... one time she left it too late and I blew my load all over her face :laugh:


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Re: I came [Re: MXNR]
    #5924909 - 08/02/06 10:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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I don't know what's sweeter; you blowing a load in your GF's mouth and her vomiting up your cum, or you doing that and then posting about it on the Internet...



How about cumming on her toothbrush without her knowing? That way you always get to cum in her mouth regardless of what she likes.

Or maybe shoot a few in her change purse. Then smile as she digs into it and hands the sticky coins to the cute girl behind the register. Cum-swapping incognito


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