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wiggles
Miffed a Milf


Registered: 11/09/05
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Gnomes! Gnomes Everywhere!!!!
#5922471 - 08/01/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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We all know about these little guys? But who are they? What makes them tick? Are they good or evil? Please, share some of your gnome experiences, and hopefully we can figure out if these guys are friends, or foes.
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DivinePsychosis
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Registered: 07/24/06
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Re: Gnomes! Gnomes Everywhere!!!! [Re: wiggles]
#5922732 - 08/01/06 06:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gnomes are harmless, listen to the song The Gnome by Pink Floyd ,eating,sleeping and drinking their wine.
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GatesOfDawn06
its been a longstrange trip..


Registered: 07/23/06
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i want to tell you a story! about a little man, if i can! a gnome named grimble grumble, all little gnomes stay in there homes. eating, sleeping drinking there wine! and then one day... hooray! another way for gnomes to say, ohhh my!
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Mike_yy


Registered: 10/28/05
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Re: Gnomes! Gnomes Everywhere!!!! [Re: wiggles]
#5922846 - 08/01/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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They look like thief gnomes to me, i reckon most of them are carrying stolen goods.
Don't let their cheery faces fool ya !
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rod
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Registered: 06/29/05
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Re: Gnomes! Gnomes Everywhere!!!! [Re: wiggles]
#5922877 - 08/01/06 07:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gnomes are evil demons, they cause your plants to die, and wilt, yes, they suck the living juices out of the leaves, and sprouts. That dog, and cat food you put out every morning, do you really think your pets are eating it. NO WAY, its those things. Those shoes you leave outside for garden work, do you really think, your dogs carry them off, Ha, no way, they take them and repair them, and sell them to be able to bring more of their kind to this country . If we don't band together as a country we are doomed.
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twiggedoubt
twigburst


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Re: Gnomes! Gnomes Everywhere!!!! [Re: rod]
#5922915 - 08/01/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gnomes piss me off, always stealing my socks and hiding my wallet. If I ever find a gnome, I think I'm going to fuck with him for a good 2 days until I let him go. You can never trust little people, they are out for themselves and are all envious of our penis size, as they have a penis that isn't even as long as a staple, and is as thin as a paper clip. I almost feel sorry for them, but since they steal shit and hide shit, I hate them. They also pollute the forrest with their mini-meth labs, maybe they were fine 30 years ago, but as soon as they started tweaking, their species went down hill.
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habitat0789
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Registered: 03/09/06
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Re: Gnomes! Gnomes Everywhere!!!! [Re: twiggedoubt]
#5923041 - 08/01/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i hate them
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some1whoisntme
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Registered: 09/21/05
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Re: Gnomes! Gnomes Everywhere!!!! [Re: habitat0789]
#5923099 - 08/01/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once when I was peaking on 2c-i I saw an infinite line of rainbow-colored two dimensional dancing gnomes. It was cool. Therefore I like gnomes.
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