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fastfred
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Re: Weevils in WBS [Re: ]
#5909299 - 07/28/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Interesting stories. Usually if your return takes too long a line will form behind you and they will give you a refund just to get things moving again. I'm one of those great people who will holler "Just give him his money back, your crap was bunk!" from the line if I ever see any holdups.
The only time I've ever given up was when they wouldn't take back a pack of smokes that was stale as fuck. Some bullshit about state laws.
-FF
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Re: Weevils in WBS [Re: fastfred]
#5909866 - 07/28/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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to get cash from walmart and kmart and shit like(especially if your one of thos people who will bitch and scream with no embarassment) that you can check around the parking lot and out side (and if youreally wantta the trash cans) and get some recipts and then walk your ass into the store and pick the stuff off the shelves thats on the recipt and then walk up to the counter and return it and if that doesn't work you can walk out and when the damn thing rings (if it even does) you can be like "bitch i payed for it!" show them the recipt and then walk out! 
free stuff but stealing from people is just fucked up so don't do it. walmart isn't stealing from people its stealing from the big ass business that don't need that fucking money.' and if your feeling extra robbinhood ish you can steal shit and give it to good will :):) -SenselessRebel
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Yamidude
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that's stupid. Not to mention that when you go in walmart they mark your returns with a sticker so that you can't do that..
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Omnicracker
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you are flawed in your ways rebel, but the footsoldiers can teach you many things.
they put stickers on items for return when you enter the store. you need to bring something cheap in to return, get the sticker, and put it on something else. anything. you wont get money back without a reciept, but you will get a free exchange or credit. buy something else and take that back for cash.
they are tightening up security at such places these days, but it is still easy to get anything you want out of a walmart for free. my first handfull of grows were sponsored by sam walton himself
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Yamidude
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my wife almost ate shit in the fresh fruit section a few weeks ago. As she went towards the floor after slipping on a piece of plum my eyes swelled with dollar signs..
The she had to go and ruin it by catching herself on me and the cart.
DHOH!
she said too bad she didn't fall. Bruises and bones heal but they heal alot faster with a few hundred thousand for a slip and fall with tons of witnesses.
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Re: Weevils in WBS [Re: Yamidude]
#5909997 - 07/28/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ahh... The good old slip and fall gag. People often have someone go in ahead of them and drop some grapes on the floor so that they can later slip and fall on them.
Just be sure to start hollering "Ahh! my back, Ahee! my neck, Ahh! my back and my neck!" when you go down. I watched a whole video on these scams. It looks like it's pretty easy to pull one off. I saw someone grab something from the top of a stack and casually pull the entire stack down on themselves at the same time. Looked great on camera. It looked exactly like a dangerously high stack of merchandise falling on a customer just trying to take their item off the top.
Of course all that shit is wrong, but it couldn't happen to a more deserving company.
If you really want to get back at them why not bring your leaky weevil infested bag back and have a friend come in behind you and slip on it? That would be a double whammy. They would never want to take that one to court. "Uhhh.... Yeah it wasn't our fault that somebody slipped and fell on our weevil infested WBS that was spilled in the entryway."
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Re: Weevils in WBS [Re: fastfred]
#5910014 - 07/28/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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...then while theyre distracted by the spilled weevil bird seed, start the fire!
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2FiNiTe
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Burn it, burn it all.
-------------------- "Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living." General Omar N. Bradley
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Re: Weevils in WBS [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#5912036 - 07/29/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i will not shop at walmart
but do you think they would be so bad if people were not stealing and trying to rip them off all the time. if u owned a store and people rode out with your bike with a backpack full of cd's you would be pissed to. don't let me catch u stealing i'll beat your ass right in the parking lot.
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Yamidude
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keke, one time when i lived back home and was much younger i worked in a head shop. It was run by a famil of middle eastern guys. They were young and cool as hell. Well once we caught a guy stealing pipes and caught him outside the store. The store owner ran outside and jerked him out of the car through the window, and dragged him inside. He then took him in the back of the store by the piercing room and took his wallet and took all his money. Gave him the option to GTFO and never come back or he coud call the cops and have him arrested for theft..
He chose to leave and the owner kept his money and his pipes..
it was sweet. I laughed for about a day..
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Omnicracker
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Quote:
boosthappyvw said: don't let me catch u stealing i'll beat your ass right in the parking lot.
you might want to think twice Muscles, i stole a bat too...
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yea i don't condone it too much either use to be into that shit..but...ive out grown that  but yea i still don't think that way they do to their employees is very nice. bad pay and unfair pay for women who do the same job as a man does and they don't get payed the same. alittle fucked up but i always enjoyed being able to rip off their vending machiens with a smashed quarter hahahaha oh how i miss the baddness  also their 25 cent sodas are amazing too !!! haha later guys -SenselessRebel
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oh shit that post didn't make too much sence.....oh well thats what ia get for posting stoned  -SenselessRebel
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