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Capless
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Where is the weirdest place you've had sex?
#5917651 - 07/31/06 03:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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These are always fun stories to hear. My ex and I once had sex in a graveyard. Yes a graveyard... No were not some wanna-be goth freaks, we just didn't have anywhere to go at the time, neither of us drove to this location, we were both driven. He little brother was playing a softball game, and we were supposed to be studying for something. Anyway the closest place ended up being the graveyard, and we had sex behind a guy's plot.
Later I wrote a funny poem about it, but that's not the point, the point is that's definately the weirdest place I've done it. :P
Even more of a plus was that that night it was cold as balls so you know... oh it was so warm...
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Capless]
#5917661 - 07/31/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I only have sex on powerlines, fucking birds can already fly, I wont let them take over the fucking power lines also. Winged beasts. Ramshackle
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: TheCow]
#5917666 - 07/31/06 03:34 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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on a see-saw
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mojika
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: indica]
#5917708 - 07/31/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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next to a highway
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Capless]
#5917717 - 07/31/06 04:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't have a good answer, but on a tone related to your post...
I know a guy that lives in a graveyard and will never have sex.
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: mojika]
#5917718 - 07/31/06 04:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- Wheels of cheese wheeels of cheeeeese!!!
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Merkin]
#5917722 - 07/31/06 04:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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is he dead?
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Capless]
#5917738 - 07/31/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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In a cemetary on the hood of my car..
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Capless
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Left Nut City]
#5917743 - 07/31/06 04:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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On another note once we had sex in her parent's bathroom. For whatever reason she wanted me to watch her take a shower, so I agree. Seriously, how could I not? After she got out I dried her off, and we had sex in front of a 3-way mirror in the bathroom. It was fun to say the least, but that's probably the second or third weirdest place. Another being a church parking lot on New Years.
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Capless]
#5917746 - 07/31/06 04:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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in a minivan up in the hill surounded by snow
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: indica]
#5917748 - 07/31/06 04:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
xk3m_indica said: is he dead?
No, although honestly I think he wishes he was.
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Dobie]
#5917749 - 07/31/06 04:59 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
dobie said: in a minivan up in the hill surounded by snow
Supposed to list the weirdest place, not the coolest!
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Left Nut City]
#5917750 - 07/31/06 05:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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bending a girl over the railing of a second story apartments balcony was pretty fun
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Left Nut City]
#5917751 - 07/31/06 05:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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the laundry room of an apartment complex, that serviced 8 apartments
I left my tag on the wall....
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Capless]
#5917765 - 07/31/06 05:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Losing my virginity in my parents bed was kinda weird. Just because...ewww.
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: MOTH]
#5917778 - 07/31/06 05:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't feel bad. For the last 3 or 4 years I've slept in my parent's old bed. I lost my virginity in it, and had copious amounts of wierd sex in it too.
Ok I have another on to add to the story. My G/f and I had anal sex for the first time ever in my downstairs 'play room' area, while my parents were doing whatever they do upstairs. It was, badASS shall I say?
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: MOTH]
#5917782 - 07/31/06 05:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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In the room in which I was born - I was born at home in what was my brother's bedroom (largest room in the house, hence why it was there), it became my room when my brother left and is now a storage room.
Up against a bookcase in the hallway of a flat was pretty good - the shelves were at just the right level for both of us to grip onto, plus the bookcase was actually screwed to the wall and thus couldn't fall on top of us.
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Capless]
#5917807 - 07/31/06 06:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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hmm weirdest place.....
walmart parking lot in them middle of the night...in the back of my mazda truck
-------------------- Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Capless]
#5917838 - 07/31/06 06:49 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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in someone's fucking professionaly made tree house.... we got caught having sex in it.. by the owner!!!! lol it was so fucking cool.... He told us that we were the first ones to have do that.... and that we were very disrespectful and other bs... I felt very special.
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Re: Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? [Re: Merkin]
#5918311 - 07/31/06 11:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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in a corn maze and in the same bed with her sleeping parents ha ha hotel hot tub you knew your friends were going to swim in and they did and you told them...
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