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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5916762 - 07/30/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Evening LNC

The hell with trends. Wear what you like.


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Offlineadamj
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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5916766 - 07/30/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

PurpleKush said:
i'd wear diapers and suspenders if i thought it would get me laid.




That would be quite the sight.


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: theuser]
    #5916772 - 07/30/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Late night crew is the late night blue
colors and tunes, stand on the street,.\Take your hands on your knees,
take my riddles rap, take some more of the cracks, plant a seed and make a sack.
Take a hunt to the field, take some yield, take a bill and take the killers gone gills./


We both got the bones on the tailpipe, you both got the chrome on the white spike.
Take in position, take stations be ready for alien nations to take the pear stare.
Make a state, equate this rhythm for a plate.
:rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket:


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5916774 - 07/30/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: Good point.. It's hard to disagree with that.
I think that with the right attitude and enough confidence, you can still get most girls to like you, even the so called hot ones... no matter what you look like or dress like.


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5916818 - 07/30/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i want to go to a jazz/blues bar when im 21.

that would be the shit.


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5916819 - 07/30/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

normally i lurk 100% of the time, but uhh

feeling sort of psychedelic tonite. =-o


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Offlineadamj
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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5916820 - 07/30/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

true... any girl is attainable.

Actually no.. there's some super stuck up's out there.

The hardest part is the opener. Those crucial first few seconds make or break it.

I've broken it many a times. A story if you will.

Outside of a club, 2AM. My buddy is pressuring me once again to mack some chicks. He points to a girl leaning on a car smoking a cigarette. I hobble over, quite drunk. This is what I had:

Me: Hey
Her: Hey...
Me: ... whatcha smoking?
Her: ... a cigarette
Her: (gives her friend that look)
Me: ... hey... allright....
Me: *slowly slink away*

but my genious and even more drunk friend came to the rescue!
"Hey don't fucking worry about him, he's so fucking drunk. Haha, like soooo fucking drunk. Hahahahaha..."


Yeeeup.


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: zSDMF]
    #5916827 - 07/30/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Allright, quickly off-topic for a second.

I'm celebrating my 1000th post with this pic.



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OfflinePurpleKush
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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: adamj]
    #5916838 - 07/30/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

theres been a few rare moments in my life when things went just right and i was in the right frame of mind to take almost any hot girl on the planet home, and i did. but most of the time im completely clueless on women. first impression is key though. i try to smile alot, it seems to help.

i think once im 21 and can drink and frequent bars, things will pick up for me. i hope.


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Invisiblekake
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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5916853 - 07/30/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

id rather pick up a girl at a grocery store than at a bar.


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: adamj]
    #5916856 - 07/30/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2:
that pit looks JUST like my dog, onyl with ears



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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: adamj]
    #5916864 - 07/30/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

Yeah, to me those "super stuck up" ones are only good for one night anyways.
If they think they are too good for me, or only go for certain trends, they aren't really worth my time.
I'd just try and get laid on principle and then not have anything to do with them the next day.


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: kake]
    #5916874 - 07/30/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

kake said:
id rather pick up a girl at a grocery store than at a bar.




If I was drunk enough when leaving a bar, I'd pick one up at the bar on the way out.. and then while going to the store to pick up some grub for my beer munchies - I'd pick another one up.
When drunk and looking for one night stand.. two are better than one.. actually the more the better. :shrug:


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5916878 - 07/30/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i have shallow morals for shallow girls.

but when im looking for love, i wont be quick to move. the girl i will marry will be the girl i can get along with without sex first. that will make the sex that much better


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5916892 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:smile:


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: theuser]
    #5916898 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:argh:


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5916914 - 07/30/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I didn't have shit to say so I did a :smile:


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: theuser]
    #5916916 - 07/30/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Good evening everyone. Hows it going tonight? :cheers:

I'm having a Corona that's been in the freezer too long, it's like drinking a beer slushie. :drooling:


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5916922 - 07/30/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

sup guys, anyone from the plains?...nebraska?


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Re: LNC!!!!! [Re: theuser]
    #5916925 - 07/30/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

theuser said:
I didn't have shit to say so I did a :smile:




I didn't know what to say in response to it either, so I tried a sarcastic approach.


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