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 Did Jesus eat mushrooms? 
#5915421 - 07/30/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If he was so spiritually enlightened do you think he at mushrooms for spiritual growth?
And if so what about the schizophrenics and hearing voices?
Are the voices from a spiritual realm?
Discuss.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5915506 - 07/30/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've heard theories that claim Christ ate fly agaric at the last supper, though none are very sound. If you're interested in the subject, you may want to check out Magic Mushrooms in Religion and Alchemy by Clark Heinrich.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: RRRR]
#5915534 - 07/30/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think he ate babies for spiritual growth.
   
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5915573 - 07/30/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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No, for the umpteenth time, Hebrews did not eat 'unclean' fungus that grew out of piles of animal dung.
What does the first question have to do with schizophrenia and audible hallucinations, unless you want to acknowledge a further claim of demonic possession?
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I thought he smoked weed and dropped acid...I even heard he did peyote with the indians.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5915760 - 07/30/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus: "I am drugs."
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5915784 - 07/30/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know for sure he ate the white button ones at the grocery store.
A friend of a friends sister works at Safeway and rang him up one time.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Icelander]
#5915813 - 07/30/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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So if they didn't eat mushrooms, what kind of drugs did the hebrews use?
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 Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5915843 - 07/30/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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They fornicated. 
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5916098 - 07/30/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Droz said:
If he was so spiritually enlightened do you think he at mushrooms for spiritual growth?
And if so what about the schizophrenics and hearing voices?
Are the voices from a spiritual realm?
Discuss.
Droz
Thinking that the voices come from a higher real IS a part of being a shizo
My mother used to be a judge, and one of the judges on her court was a shizo, but she was everyones friend, including the president of the court, so they kept her as long as she was on meds.
Otherwise if someone reported her she would be out of a job in a second. I mean, a shizo judge?!
Well anyway, nobody knew about this exept people that worked with here, and there were times when she for some reason wasn't on meds.
She suspects everyone of everything, suddenly the security guard is ploting against her, and all her friends want to kill her etc...
One time she was working in that state, lol, and a guy came in for a hearing (it's a trade court, so hearings are held before only a few people, not like the big room like in movies and all)
Now before I say this, I must point out that an old tradition in schools here was to send kids in the corner to stand there for some time as a punishment for misbehaving.
The guy was speaking, and she could get him to shut up, so she said:
mr. xxxx , you get up now and go into the corner.
The man was all confused, he didn't know whe was sick, and he actually did that, until someone came. He didn't know what to do, she WAS a judge, so he thought he had to do it. LOL
They suggested to her many times that she resignes, but she begged them every time because she was the only one working in the family and had a couple of kids and all, and then the president and other judges decided to keep this a sicret and let her work, but like the above case there are some "accidents"
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5916102 - 07/30/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Droz said:
So if they didn't eat mushrooms, what kind of drugs did the hebrews use?
Alcohol
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Yeah, a nice glass o' Manischevitz.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5916209 - 07/30/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I always knew he did. And he smoked hash. And had even done opium.
BEcause a man like Jesus, with power over the kings, would ahve access.
And he drank too, of course. And had sex.
All of this is contrary to the bible, but somehow I'm sure it's possible.
I think Jesus's DOC was Marijuana. Jesus might have given his shroom stash to John to write Revelations.
This is where we wait for the experts to chime in on " How possible is it that dired mushrooms( or fresh) made to to the area Jesus was in, during that time frame>
Despite all this, Jesus would not used painkilelrs on the cross. And I trust the Man because of that.
He died to the switchman, the thug blend, heavy on the hands, cooking love tomes and slammers.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916223 - 07/30/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Isn't there some evidence that shows how his 'magical healing powers' came from oil of weed?
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916249 - 07/30/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Flowda said:
I always knew he did. And he smoked hash. And had even done opium.
BEcause a man like Jesus, with power over the kings, would ahve access.
And he drank too, of course. And had sex.
All of this is contrary to the bible, but somehow I'm sure it's possible.
I think Jesus's DOC was Marijuana. Jesus might have given his shroom stash to John to write Revelations.
This is where we wait for the experts to chime in on " How possible is it that dired mushrooms( or fresh) made to to the area Jesus was in, during that time frame>
Despite all this, Jesus would not used painkilelrs on the cross. And I trust the Man because of that.
He died to the switchman, the thug blend, heavy on the hands, cooking love tomes and slammers.
Well then he was quite a hypocrite. He came to preach about a god that forbids adultery, yet he did it himself
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Fractalated]
#5916257 - 07/30/06 08:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Isn't there some evidence that shows how his 'magical healing powers' came from oil of weed?
Actually it came from his spit. He cured the blind by using spiting on their eyes, then rubbing it with fingers
For those who don't read the bible, I'm not joking, check it
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916287 - 07/30/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Despite all this, Jesus would not used painkilelrs on the cross
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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I have this book called " The lost books of the bible"
It's about a 1000 pages of recognized historic writings based right around the time of Jesus Life.
Most of the writtings were removed from the " Official Bible"
So before you start telling me waht he came to preach, and what he was doing, read it.
He came to preach about a god that forbids adultery, yet he did it himself
He did?  
He fucked another woman besides Mary? He was not a slut. He had a woman, and the Romans had that up, and lied about it.
Jesus was faithful to his Woman
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916372 - 07/30/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus was faithful to his Woman
There's got to be a hit song in there somewhere.
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Icelander]
#5916386 - 07/30/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You always picked my punch lines.
I know my content can lay mines,
but it;s fine. it's golden in time.
A lot you say, and a lot you do,
is a lot like me, and a lot of hues.
To Fear, to resolve, to destruct,
to fall, to ransom, to deceive her,
to write her, to try, to ask the,,
top ruthless, to ride, to move ahead.
And I See it here. And I. And you lead.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916420 - 07/30/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shwing!  
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Icelander]
#5916432 - 07/30/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It was so perfect at the moment I know./
Things are getting sintense over here, this jazz is playing bullets.
Straight to my heart like spearing mullets. 
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916614 - 07/30/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Right the fuck on Longfellow. 
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
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The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Fractalated]
#5916852 - 07/30/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fractalated said:
Isn't there some evidence that shows how his 'magical healing powers' came from oil of weed?
"Evidence?!" No.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5917754 - 07/31/06 05:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Flowda said:
I have this book called " The lost books of the bible"
It's about a 1000 pages of recognized historic writings based right around the time of Jesus Life.
Most of the writtings were removed from the " Official Bible"
So before you start telling me waht he came to preach, and what he was doing, read it.
He came to preach about a god that forbids adultery, yet he did it himself
He did?
He fucked another woman besides Mary? He was not a slut. He had a woman, and the Romans had that up, and lied about it.
Jesus was faithful to his Woman
Well If he was married to Mary, I doubt he "fucked" her, I think he had more love and respect in him to "fuck" someone. Fucking is sex out of pure lust.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5917982 - 07/31/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wine. But I cannot say if they did or did not add narcotic plants to their wine as the Greeks and others were known to have.
http://www.csp.org/chrestomathy/eleusis_3_1999.html
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Quote:
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Fractalated said:
Isn't there some evidence that shows how his 'magical healing powers' came from oil of weed?
"Evidence?!" No.
Yes, there's evidence
But instead of trying to explain it, I will leave out to a pre-arranged meeting .
When I said He fucked Mary, it was just a way of saying : if someone knew how to fuck a woman right it was Jesus
And I do mean with the ultimate love, and no disrespect.
Imagine the ultimate concepts, the ultimate penis(metaphor), the ultimate care, the ultimate eye contact.
No wonder most of the apostles( and all catholic priests) were gay. Jesus was just soo sexy
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That was out of line I know I'm sorry
Please trust when I say I was not serious.
I was just joking around. Just trying to have fun.
You understand, right?
I can only hope to be forgiven for all my sins,
and every time I mouth off some bullshit, I wonder why I can't hold my tongue.
Glad to see you're still here Markos.
ps- I am not on any meds except maybe beers or ganj on some chances. Stay cool man. 
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5920673 - 08/01/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think Jesus would never smoke, and harm his lungs.
He was wise enough to never do it, and I am not.
How could I have said what I did. I am ashamed.
I have been blaspheming, and I hope to know the Truth for me.
Jesus, forgive me by your blood. In your name Amen
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5920680 - 08/01/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have enough trouble deciding if Christ even existed in a tangible form, let alone figuring out his dietary habits.
The scripture often makes him out more so as a phantom, especially in post-resurrected texts.
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No, for the umpteenth time, Hebrews did not eat 'unclean' fungus that grew out of piles of animal dung.
What does the first question have to do with schizophrenia and audible hallucinations, unless you want to acknowledge a further claim of demonic possession?
Fly Agaric grows under coniferous trees.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Shroompowah]
#5925621 - 08/02/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, that is true, but usually in colder climates.
Hebrews still would not have eaten a non-leafy 'growth' - a saprophyte living on decaying matter (as in not eating 'traif,' bottom-feeders in the crustacean family which live on 'death.).
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