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Kerbouchard
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Icelander]
#5916386 - 07/30/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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 You always picked my punch lines. I know my content can lay mines, but it;s fine. it's golden in time. A lot you say, and a lot you do, is a lot like me, and a lot of hues.
To Fear, to resolve, to destruct, to fall, to ransom, to deceive her, to write her, to try, to ask the,, top ruthless, to ride, to move ahead. And I See it here. And I. And you lead.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916420 - 07/30/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shwing!
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Icelander]
#5916432 - 07/30/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It was so perfect at the moment I know./ Things are getting sintense over here, this jazz is playing bullets. Straight to my heart like spearing mullets.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5916614 - 07/30/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Right the fuck on Longfellow.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Fractalated]
#5916852 - 07/30/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fractalated said: Isn't there some evidence that shows how his 'magical healing powers' came from oil of weed?
"Evidence?!" No.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5917754 - 07/31/06 05:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Flowda said: I have this book called " The lost books of the bible" It's about a 1000 pages of recognized historic writings based right around the time of Jesus Life. Most of the writtings were removed from the " Official Bible" So before you start telling me waht he came to preach, and what he was doing, read it.
He came to preach about a god that forbids adultery, yet he did it himself
He did?  He fucked another woman besides Mary? He was not a slut. He had a woman, and the Romans had that up, and lied about it. Jesus was faithful to his Woman
Well If he was married to Mary, I doubt he "fucked" her, I think he had more love and respect in him to "fuck" someone. Fucking is sex out of pure lust.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5917982 - 07/31/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wine. But I cannot say if they did or did not add narcotic plants to their wine as the Greeks and others were known to have.
http://www.csp.org/chrestomathy/eleusis_3_1999.html
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Kerbouchard
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MarkostheGnostic said:
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Fractalated said: Isn't there some evidence that shows how his 'magical healing powers' came from oil of weed?
"Evidence?!" No.
Yes, there's evidence But instead of trying to explain it, I will leave out to a pre-arranged meeting .
When I said He fucked Mary, it was just a way of saying : if someone knew how to fuck a woman right it was Jesus And I do mean with the ultimate love, and no disrespect. Imagine the ultimate concepts, the ultimate penis(metaphor), the ultimate care, the ultimate eye contact. No wonder most of the apostles( and all catholic priests) were gay. Jesus was just soo sexy
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? *DELETED* [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5920180 - 07/31/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kerbouchard
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That was out of line I know I'm sorry Please trust when I say I was not serious. I was just joking around. Just trying to have fun. You understand, right? I can only hope to be forgiven for all my sins, and every time I mouth off some bullshit, I wonder why I can't hold my tongue. Glad to see you're still here Markos.
ps- I am not on any meds except maybe beers or ganj on some chances. Stay cool man.
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Droz]
#5920673 - 08/01/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think Jesus would never smoke, and harm his lungs. He was wise enough to never do it, and I am not. How could I have said what I did. I am ashamed. I have been blaspheming, and I hope to know the Truth for me. Jesus, forgive me by your blood. In your name Amen
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5920680 - 08/01/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have enough trouble deciding if Christ even existed in a tangible form, let alone figuring out his dietary habits.
The scripture often makes him out more so as a phantom, especially in post-resurrected texts.
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MarkostheGnostic said: No, for the umpteenth time, Hebrews did not eat 'unclean' fungus that grew out of piles of animal dung.
What does the first question have to do with schizophrenia and audible hallucinations, unless you want to acknowledge a further claim of demonic possession?
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Re: Did Jesus eat mushrooms? [Re: Shroompowah]
#5925621 - 08/02/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes, that is true, but usually in colder climates. Hebrews still would not have eaten a non-leafy 'growth' - a saprophyte living on decaying matter (as in not eating 'traif,' bottom-feeders in the crustacean family which live on 'death.).
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