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What concept should we declare war on next?
    #5915099 - 07/30/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Since we've got the War on Drugs and the War on Terror, what other abstract concept should we declare an everlasting war on? How about the War on Bad Smell? Then we can finally have the justification we need to invade France. Maybe the War on Funny Accents? That should keep us busy for a while. If this thread gets locked, I'll take it as a sign that we've declared a War on Irony. What do you think?


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5915125 - 07/30/06 02:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A war on obesity!

Close all the fast food restaurants DOWN!


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5915140 - 07/30/06 02:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A war on ocean dwellers!

(I think george bush has already subsided this war... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89skadS0uDY&search=bush%20is%20a%20fuck%20up )


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5915142 - 07/30/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry, but Pink Floyd must remain the dominant force on my PC audio system. :grin:


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5915144 - 07/30/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

War on drought, lets start seeding those clouds. :cool:

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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5915146 - 07/30/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The next one will most likely be the war on indecency, or something close, used to restrict expression and tame the internet.


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: rod]
    #5915148 - 07/30/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A war on "wars on concepts". :crazy2:


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5915252 - 07/30/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

STRESS!

A war on stress! It is the bane of the hard working professional, stress breeds stress, anyone found to the stressed WILL BE FIRED!

Feeling stressed.... anyone?

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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: psilomonkey]
    #5915641 - 07/30/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

how about a War on Violence


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: kotik]
    #5915690 - 07/30/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A war on war :crazy2:


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5915814 - 07/30/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

War on French Ticklers

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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Seuss]
    #5915969 - 07/30/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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The next one will most likely be the war on indecency, or something close, used to restrict expression and tame the internet.




It's a scary thought but that doesn't sound too far fetched.


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5916153 - 07/30/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

War on proboscis monkeys



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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: d33p]
    #5916224 - 07/30/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what a goofy looking ape


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5916268 - 07/30/06 08:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Does the war on Christmas count? I don't think any atheist has ever declared it, but for some reason, every Christian I know is fighting in it.


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: psilomonkey]
    #5916954 - 07/30/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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STRESS!

A war on stress! It is the bane of the hard working professional, stress breeds stress, anyone found to the stressed WILL BE FIRED!

Feeling stressed.... anyone?




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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: d33p]
    #5916956 - 07/30/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Oh man, that ape is just fucking hilarious. :rofl:


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Fospher]
    #5917271 - 07/31/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It's a monkey, not an ape. I hereby declare a War on Mislabeling.


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5917507 - 07/31/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd like to see a war on commercialization and consumerism. People don't need to see 1 million adds a day to spend money, they would do it anyway.


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Re: What concept should we declare war on next? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5917719 - 07/31/06 04:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

Seuss said:
The next one will most likely be the war on indecency, or something close, used to restrict expression and tame the internet.




It's a scary thought but that doesn't sound too far fetched.




Momentum has been building up for this for the last few years, but has gotten worse this year. Maximum FCC fines for "indecent" broadcasts have increased over ten fold in the last year. The whole "political correct" speak is another example. The tacit approval of censorship on the internet by US/Western companies in China is yet another example. Limits on internet content "because our children must be protected" is yet another example. Limits and anger over the press in the name of national security... in order to protect those in power that are breaking the law, another example. The list goes on and on and gets worse every year. Very scary.


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