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can you smoke out of a chicken?
#5908383 - 07/28/06 09:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was watching TV the other day and I saw a chef was making something called "bong bong chicken". So I thought, "Hey! I wonder if you can make a bong out of a chicken!?" Because, my friend Chris said he once smoked out of a pineapple and a watermelon and the smoke tasted like pineapple and watermelon. So, if you smoked out of a chicken, it would taste like chicken! You could also make some really kickass gravy!
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908389 - 07/28/06 09:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You must be high right now.
Apart from the fact I'm a vegetarian, that sound fucking disgusting. Sounds like a texas chainsaw, hillbilly kinda idea to me.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908393 - 07/28/06 09:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I drew this rough sketch in paint. I googled the chicken Just use a turkey baster for the neck and make sure to seal all other openings. Then after you take a hit, you can say it taste like chicken.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908423 - 07/28/06 09:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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threads like this are exactly why I <3 the Shroomery
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908427 - 07/28/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you would probably want to cook the chicken first seeing as how raw chicken can have lots of nasty stuff that will make you sick. otherwise, i would think that it's not at all impossible to smoke out of a chicken.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908437 - 07/28/06 09:42 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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"You sick monkey!"
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908444 - 07/28/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember you saying you was going to adopt a chicken, i hope your not turning them all into smoke devices.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Mike_yy]
#5908470 - 07/28/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I dunno, there would just be something about hitting a cold, slimy chicken and getting high that would lead me not to cook it. I'd cook it after blasting some high quality sour diesel through it. Then I'd add some herbs n spices and rotisserie (sp?) that bitch. MMMM.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Newbie]
#5908482 - 07/28/06 10:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude, that's fucking funny!
My friend smoked out of a Chewy bar when he couldn't find his pipe. That was the wierdest impromptu piece I've come across. In a bind, I'm an apple smoker...not so much a chicken smoker though.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Mike_yy]
#5908485 - 07/28/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
mikeyyork said: I remember you saying you was going to adopt a chicken, i hope your not turning them all into smoke devices.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908490 - 07/28/06 10:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nothing like the smell of burnt chicken and grease/fat sizzling when you take a nice big hit out of a chicken..
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: eris]
#5908658 - 07/28/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908720 - 07/28/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: eris]
#5908790 - 07/28/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Build one of these then smoke so much pot out of it the smoke cures the chicken just like a smoker would, by then you'll have some major munchies so eat it.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908835 - 07/28/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Amatoxin said: So, if you smoked out of a chicken, it would taste like chicken! You could also make some really kickass gravy!

Are you talking about using the gravy in substitution of the bong water?
Now, I think from the other posts, we've established that its definitely a possibility, but I pose this issue to you...
How do you keep the chicken heated while everyone gets a chance to hit it?
I mean, because after its made its rounds, you're obviously going to want to satisfy your munchies 
I can just picture what it would look like after going around once, with people picking off and eating bits and pieces as it was passed around
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: absolute zero]
#5908845 - 07/28/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i wish it was wednesday.......$1.99 Chicken Fried Steal meal @ KFC
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908857 - 07/28/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It makes for an interesting tale to tell in detox..
"Looked for coke in the carpet? Man, I have smoked from a chicken and that was just pot!"
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Quote:
CaptainHeadbang said: @ KFC
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: absolute zero]
#5908932 - 07/28/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I still like some of the food from KFC... a lot of it is too heavy/greasy for me to handle though.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5908967 - 07/28/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's pretty original, albeit kinda dumb at the same time.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Amatoxin]
#5909272 - 07/28/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do it. Post pics.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Asante]
#5909671 - 07/28/06 05:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said: It makes for an interesting tale to tell in detox..
"Looked for coke in the carpet? Man, I have smoked from a chicken and that was just pot!"
So... the question becomes how to freebase w/ chicken? Now there's a challenge. This will open the door to crack, DMT, and meth chickenation.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5909675 - 07/28/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe if one was to carve a pipe out of the bones...
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5909689 - 07/28/06 06:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Imagine having gotten your spouse used to the idea of you doing drugs, and her catching you with your mouth up the ass end of a smoking chicken.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: Asante]
#5909699 - 07/28/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wouldn't want to try and explain that one..
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: eris]
#5909700 - 07/28/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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after hitting it a few times, you could make the chicken do the chicken dance.
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Re: can you smoke out of a chicken? [Re: rod]
#5909739 - 07/28/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Turn the left overs into a chicken pie then turn that into a bong too.
Some people are well obsessed by what they can turn into a bong, it's almost a fetish. I'm still waiting to see that chair bong.
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