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NobodyCares
Whatever and ever, amen


Registered: 05/31/06
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You never go ass to mouth.
-------------------- The story goes, or the way that I was told There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low And so he called all the wise men to the hall And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king Engraved in black, it had no front or back But there were words around the band that said Just know: This Too Shall Pass
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CaptainHeadbang
Metal God


Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 69
Loc: Planet Caravan
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i heard that sometimes its ok
-------------------- I Bang My Head Because The Gods Command It!
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TrippinTeddy
Lost Voyager


Registered: 06/07/04
Posts: 18,461
Loc: Returning Video Tapes
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thats what i was fishing for...
You know these 17 teen year olds get all sex crazed and start asking you to go ass to mouth
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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0xYg3n
topdawg


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pete's wicked ale ftw.
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NobodyCares
Whatever and ever, amen


Registered: 05/31/06
Posts: 1,919
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Dude, it's never okay to go ass to mouth.
-------------------- The story goes, or the way that I was told There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low And so he called all the wise men to the hall And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king Engraved in black, it had no front or back But there were words around the band that said Just know: This Too Shall Pass
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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If the bitch wants to be degraded, by all means. I see nothing wrong with this.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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TrippinTeddy
Lost Voyager


Registered: 06/07/04
Posts: 18,461
Loc: Returning Video Tapes
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One Ring to rule them all
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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CaptainHeadbang
Metal God


Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 69
Loc: Planet Caravan
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
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Quote:
TrippinTeddy said: thats what i was fishing for...
You know these 17 teen year olds get all sex crazed and start asking you to go ass to mouth
"you show me one 33 year old chick thats as buck wild as her 17 yr old counterpart"
-------------------- I Bang My Head Because The Gods Command It!
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CaptainHeadbang
Metal God


Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 69
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Quote:
TrippinTeddy said: One Ring to rule them all
"one ring to find them"
-------------------- I Bang My Head Because The Gods Command It!
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TrippinTeddy
Lost Voyager


Registered: 06/07/04
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Loc: Returning Video Tapes
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Glad to see we got some Kevin Smith fans in here
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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NobodyCares
Whatever and ever, amen


Registered: 05/31/06
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Last seen: 9 days, 19 hours
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"Where's the mop? I made fun of The Lord of the Rings so hard some nerd threw up all over the counter."
-------------------- The story goes, or the way that I was told There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low And so he called all the wise men to the hall And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king Engraved in black, it had no front or back But there were words around the band that said Just know: This Too Shall Pass
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eris
underground


Registered: 11/17/98
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Loc: North East, USA
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I'm at the drunken stage to where I feel like getting into random fights... bring it on bitches.
-------------------- Immortal / Temporarily Retired The OG Thread Killer My mushroom hunting gallery
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CaptainHeadbang
Metal God


Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 69
Loc: Planet Caravan
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
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haha, that randle sure is talented. good movie
-------------------- I Bang My Head Because The Gods Command It!
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TrippinTeddy
Lost Voyager


Registered: 06/07/04
Posts: 18,461
Loc: Returning Video Tapes
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I wanna have sex and she wants to have sex but we can't...
Because of Pillowpants
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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TrippinTeddy
Lost Voyager


Registered: 06/07/04
Posts: 18,461
Loc: Returning Video Tapes
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Re: Late night Crew [Re: eris]
#5907326 - 07/27/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eris said: I'm at the drunken stage to where I feel like getting into random fights... bring it on bitches.
Eris can I fist your butt and then make you go fist to mouth?
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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Boglyn
Put them on theglass


Registered: 10/15/01
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Quote:
TrippinTeddy said: I wanna have sex and she wants to have sex but we can't...
Because of Pillowpants
Pillowpants?
-------------------- The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. ---Galileo
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend

Registered: 08/15/02
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whats up dudes im here i think im gonna cash my check at midnight and then go get some drugs lol
-------------------- This place is gayer than when the balls touch
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NobodyCares
Whatever and ever, amen


Registered: 05/31/06
Posts: 1,919
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Re: Late night Crew [Re: Boglyn]
#5907342 - 07/27/06 11:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pillowpants is her pussy troll.
-------------------- The story goes, or the way that I was told There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low And so he called all the wise men to the hall And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king Engraved in black, it had no front or back But there were words around the band that said Just know: This Too Shall Pass
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TrippinTeddy
Lost Voyager


Registered: 06/07/04
Posts: 18,461
Loc: Returning Video Tapes
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Re: Late night Crew [Re: Boglyn]
#5907343 - 07/27/06 11:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Boglyn said: Pillowpants?
Yeah you know... her pussy troll
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
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NobodyCares
Whatever and ever, amen


Registered: 05/31/06
Posts: 1,919
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Here's one from the old school:
"Chocolate covered pretzel?"
-------------------- The story goes, or the way that I was told There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low And so he called all the wise men to the hall And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king Engraved in black, it had no front or back But there were words around the band that said Just know: This Too Shall Pass
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