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ToTheSummit
peregrinus



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Exibitionist neighbors!
#5903553 - 07/26/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The first couple times I saw her naked I thought she just forgot to close the blinds. Then I noticed that I often saw her walking around naked at night. I thought that maybey she didn't understand that when it is dark out and you have the lights on inside (with the blinds open) you might as well be on TV when anyone is looking in from outside.
Then a couple weeks ago her boyfriend moved in. I noticed that the blinds were open all the way now! I often look out my window in the evenings after dark and see two naked people walking around now!
At this point I want to clarify something. I'm not some wierd peeping tom here. These people live directly across the alley from me and my unit is slightly higher then theirs. If someone is walking down the alley they cannot see into their place, but from my living room window I have a direct view into their apartment. And their place is a tiny studio apartment so I can see everything that happens in there. So its not like I have to try to see them, I just turn my head while sitting in front of the TV and there they are!
So anyway, I notice that the nudity becomes more frequent after he moves in. Then, last night I am watching TV and I look over and see them both naked in their house. Suddenly, she goes to their front door and opens it up wide. This is not a strange thing to do here, most people leave their doors open at night to let in the ocean breeze. But with the door open I have almost a completely un-obstructed view of the entire apartment and she is standing there stark naked in the doorway! She looks across the alley and sees me staring at her, gives me a little wave, and goes about her bussiness!
So I try not to be obvious that I was watching but they turn off the light and turn on a red night-light that they have in the apartment. For the next half hour they got busy under this faint red light, all the while in plain view from my living room!
So tonight I'm thinking to myself that theres no way they'll pull the same stunt two days in a row. And I was right. This time they decided to leave the regular lights on to give me a full view of them!! Yep, I looked over tonight and saw them struting their stuff and before I knew it I had front row seats to a live porno show!! First missionary, then she got on top, then doggy-style, and finally she finished him off orally. And when it was done she strutted over to the door and closed it as if to say "Hope you enjoyed the show but were going to bed."
So I guess I now have my own free live-porno show to watch any time I want! Exhibitionist neighbors are fun.
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ToTheSummit
peregrinus



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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5903563 - 07/26/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh, and I should mention that shes pretty fucking hot! 

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JSshroom
dont be paranoid, just aware

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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5903573 - 07/26/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL Yes those Smileys rock..story made my moment
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5903580 - 07/26/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToTheSummit said: Oh, and I should mention that shes pretty fucking hot! 

Well, then I'd stare away if I were you.
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makaveli8x8
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: Le_Canard]
#5903622 - 07/26/06 11:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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dude you so gotta drop them a few bills in the mail box be so funny
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hobbitxkillyou
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: makaveli8x8]
#5903631 - 07/26/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: dude you so gotta drop them a few bills in the mail box be so funny
This made me laugh extremely hard, haha.
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nookjohn
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Threesome!
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: nookjohn]
#5903692 - 07/26/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, but first, pictures!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: Le_Canard]
#5903709 - 07/26/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToiletDuk said: Yeah, but first, pictures!
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d33p
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Quote:
mattzdope said:
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ToiletDuk said: Yeah, but first, pictures!
You guys are so lame.....
Video!
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king_cobra
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: nookjohn]
#5903758 - 07/26/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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nookjohn said: Threesome!
guy + guy + girl = not the kind of threesome you want.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: ToTheSummit] 1
#5903767 - 07/26/06 11:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToTheSummit said: Oh, and I should mention that shes pretty fucking hot! 
got any space available on your couch?
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Leanin
Student of theIron Game

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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5903880 - 07/27/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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pics
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Boglyn
Put them on theglass


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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: d33p]
#5903886 - 07/27/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
d33p said:
Quote:
mattzdope said:
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ToiletDuk said: Yeah, but first, pictures!
You guys are so lame.....
Video!
I concur! Video would be best. After all its for science!
Nudist BBQ's are fun.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: Leanin]
#5903897 - 07/27/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eris
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: d33p]
#5903910 - 07/27/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Video for sure.. high res vid too. First thing I thought when reading this thread.
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eris
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5903917 - 07/27/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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sexay!
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: eris]
#5903919 - 07/27/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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too late, I already started with pics
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: eris]
#5903925 - 07/27/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

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Re: Exibitionist neighbors! [Re: Boglyn]
#5903927 - 07/27/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Boglyn said: Nudist BBQ's are fun.
Watch what you're doing with that hotdog.
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