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Funny math joke
    #5902074 - 07/26/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. so e to-the x follows him and asks why the hurry.

"Well, you see, there's this diff.operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!"

"Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to-the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.

e^x : "Hi, I'm e^x"

diff.op. : "Hi, I'm d/dy"


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: daba]
    #5902314 - 07/26/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That's great.  :grin:


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: daba]
    #5902581 - 07/26/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

daba said:
A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. so e to-the x follows him and asks why the hurry.

"Well, you see, there's this diff.operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!"

"Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to-the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.

e^x : "Hi, I'm e^x"

diff.op. : "Hi, I'm d/dy"




:confused:


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5902630 - 07/26/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ex is its own derivative.  :wink:


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: Diploid]
    #5902720 - 07/26/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Diploid said:
ex is its own derivative.  :wink:




only in respect to x  :grin:


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: Diploid]
    #5902722 - 07/26/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

e^x is its own derivative---when differentiated with respect to x....  :wink:


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: Mezcal]
    #5902729 - 07/26/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You beat me to it. : )

Tell me about your cactus.


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: ChuangTzu]
    #5902740 - 07/26/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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ChuangTzu said:
You beat me to it. : )

Tell me about your cactus.






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Re: Funny math joke [Re: Mezcal]
    #5903327 - 07/26/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So, little Jonny says to his father: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?

Father says: No, it wouldn't be right.

Jonny: Well, try anyway.

:tongue:


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: Diploid]
    #5903504 - 07/26/06 10:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Diploid said:
So, little Jonny says to his father: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?

Father says: No, it wouldn't be right.

Jonny: Well, try anyway.

:tongue:




I liked this one better ^^^^

rdrr, get it?  hardy harr harr!


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: TODAY]
    #5904107 - 07/27/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Funny math joke [Re: daba]
    #5904369 - 07/27/06 04:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

could someone explain that for non-mathsy folk?


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: OJK]
    #5904415 - 07/27/06 05:15 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

> could someone explain that for non-mathsy folk?

Using the quotes already provided:

> e[super]x[/super] is its own derivative, but only in respect to x

When given an equation in terms of x, one often assumes that any differential will be with respect to x (d/dx). In the story, the character e[super]x[/super] makes this assumption. Since e[super]x[/super] is its own derivative, the diff.op would have no effect. However, the diff.op met on the street is with respect to y (d/dy), not x, thus e[super]x[/super] will be differentiated into something else.


Not as funny, but cute:

How does one make a natural log cabin? Easy, simply integrate d'cabin over cabin.


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: Seuss]
    #5904881 - 07/27/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So cute! :kiss:


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Re: Funny math joke [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #5910877 - 07/29/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

There were x², 1/x, ln(x)... in a party, and e^x was alone in a corner. So e² went there and said:
-Hey e^x, why don't you integrate in the party?
-What for? I would stay the same.
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Police officer: Do you know how fast were you going?
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A fire started in physician's room. He took some papers, wrote down some expressions... then he took a glass of water and threw it at the fire, with the exact amount of water to put it out. Then he went to sleep.

Another fire started at engineer's. He thought for a while. Then he went to the corridor, brought the fire hose and put the fire out.


And then, another fire at mathematician's. He spent a lot of time working on papers: formulae, advanced analysis and equations. He lighted a match and let it drop in a glass of water. Then he wrote down: "It's been proven it can be done".
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