|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
whats your super power?
#5900405 - 07/25/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
i can collapse the differential between different hiesenburg states and shoedingdger cats.i did this for the first bush election and hurricane katrina just to check it out.what can you do.ill check back later.my SPIDEY senses are tingling
Edited by jungjedi (07/25/06 11:38 PM)
|
Banez
Stranger


Registered: 09/23/05
Posts: 15,181
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900410 - 07/25/06 11:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
wtf are u talking about?
|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: Banez]
#5900425 - 07/25/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
whats your secret super power.how else can i say that,you mutant
|
Infrared
sleeping


Registered: 07/15/02
Posts: 12,988
Loc: Chicago, USA
Last seen: 2 years, 4 days
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900431 - 07/25/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
retractable claw swords in your hand.. and re-gnereation of tissue
aka.. wolverine... wolverines bad ass
-------------------- When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry
|
THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900434 - 07/25/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'm good at chopping up and eating jedi nerds for breakfast. Goes good on light toast.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
|
Banez
Stranger


Registered: 09/23/05
Posts: 15,181
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900441 - 07/25/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
oo gotcha.. so the question was the title.. my bad.. high as shit
my power would be.. to know what people are thinking.. i know there was a movie about that shit but still.. thatd be nice
|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
|
could you be a bigger retard?
|
king_cobra
Stranger


Registered: 02/27/05
Posts: 2,752
|
|
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
--------------------
|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900464 - 07/25/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
and thats a good one ohsbraveheart.to know how the movie ends.to know a good chick flick.to know when to walk out during NACO LIBRE.
|
TrippinTeddy
Lost Voyager


Registered: 06/07/04
Posts: 18,461
Loc: Returning Video Tapes
|
Re: whats your super power? [Re: jungjedi]
#5900471 - 07/25/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I have the power to convince women to let me pee on them. Then fist them, after a rough nite of anal. Then I shit on their chest while they sleep.
Just how I roll...
-------------------- ToiletDuk said: For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.
|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
Re: whats your super power? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5900478 - 07/25/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
ok,now you guys are just pissing me off
|
THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900482 - 07/25/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
|
aNeway2sayHooray
Cresley Wusher



Registered: 07/07/05
Posts: 7,653
Loc: Orphic Trench
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900494 - 07/25/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I see a certain thread being locked or moved to OTD in the near future.That is my super power.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
|
king_cobra
Stranger


Registered: 02/27/05
Posts: 2,752
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: king_cobra]
#5900496 - 07/25/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
|
why do you fuck with my narrow scope of reality?
|
THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: king_cobra]
#5900517 - 07/25/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
king_cobra said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmyIOpkimCU
About halfway through watching this right now, thanks for sharing bro.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
|
CaptainHeadbang
Metal God


Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 69
Loc: Planet Caravan
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
|
|
I can sense when the pizza guy is here
-------------------- I Bang My Head Because The Gods Command It!
|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
|
swell,lets form the justice league of sex maniacs and overeaters.WONDER TWIN POWERS .....ACTIVATE.form of a nerf dido
Edited by jungjedi (07/26/06 12:07 AM)
|
Silversoul
Rhizome


Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900656 - 07/26/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I have the ability to make a complete ass of myself while candyflipping.
--------------------
|
Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1
|
Re: whats your super power? [Re: jungjedi]
#5900662 - 07/26/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
My supper power is the ability to suck down linguini like no one's business.
|
jungjedi
starfleet


Registered: 03/20/05
Posts: 316
Loc: headed towards the fronti...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
Re: whats your super power? [Re: Le_Canard]
#5900687 - 07/26/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
i was never here.OK
|
Pat Bateman, VP
Dr. House's Inspiration


Registered: 10/15/04
Posts: 50,876
Loc: Inconceivable opulence
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: Infrared]
#5900777 - 07/26/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Infrared said: retractable claw swords in your hand.. and re-gnereation of tissue
aka.. wolverine... wolverines bad ass
i dream pretty much everyday of being wolverine 
my only power now is to get pregnant women pregnant by blinking in their general direction
-------------------- Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. - Andrew Ryan
|
Gillette
Jaded


Registered: 01/10/99
Posts: 4,058
Last seen: 6 months, 27 days
|
|
I have no super powers, but if I had to pick one, it would be head explodey.
-------------------- ~Earth is the Insane Asylum of the Universe~ A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.
|
OneMoreRobot3021


Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: Gillette]
#5900797 - 07/26/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
breathing, it's a common one.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
|
Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



Registered: 10/08/02
Posts: 44,175
Last seen: 3 months, 11 days
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5900798 - 07/26/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I wish I could teleport.
|
shaman2b
Just anotherfreethinker


Registered: 06/29/04
Posts: 174
Loc: in my head
Last seen: 3 years, 8 months
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: Redstorm]
#5901342 - 07/26/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
My super power is hypnotizing lizards. As long as I stare into their eyes, they are immobile. The moment I lose focus, they dart off.
Occasionally I can manifest matter by thinking about it. I try not to do this too much because my house can get really cluttered that way.
S2b
|
Eraserhead
Lost Soul


Registered: 05/26/06
Posts: 1,363
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 14 years, 3 months
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: shaman2b]
#5901359 - 07/26/06 08:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
How did the thread go from super powers to supper powers?
I command the power of the 12" skillet!!! Fry baby, Fry!!!!
--------------------
|
koppie
astral projectile


Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2,653
Loc: cloud hidden
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: jungjedi]
#5901406 - 07/26/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I can see through walls, but only walls with windows in them.
|
kilroy69
POKER GOD


Registered: 11/19/00
Posts: 1,303
Loc: Jackson,MI. And not in pr...
Last seen: 8 years, 4 months
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: koppie]
#5901446 - 07/26/06 09:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I can smoke large amounts of weed at one time. I also can leap ant hills in a single bound. And then there is the ability to eat large amounts of cookies in one sitting, without milk.Of course these are all my real super powers.
I want the power of invisibility.
-------------------- Yeaaa im still alive.
Edited by kilroy69 (07/26/06 09:36 AM)
|
Aninator
Flashtique


Registered: 01/03/06
Posts: 2,228
Loc: Philadlephia, PA
Last seen: 7 months, 2 days
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: Redstorm]
#5901497 - 07/26/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Redstorm said: I wish I could teleport.
AMEN to that! It's really something we as humans NEED to make happen!
|
Aninator
Flashtique


Registered: 01/03/06
Posts: 2,228
Loc: Philadlephia, PA
Last seen: 7 months, 2 days
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: koppie]
#5901515 - 07/26/06 10:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
koppie said: I can see through walls, but only walls with windows in them.
|
Harmonic_Order
Nshudimasupatogata


Registered: 02/13/06
Posts: 412
Loc: Out on the Street
Last seen: 17 years, 3 months
|
Re: whats your supper power [Re: Aninator]
#5902010 - 07/26/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I can cast magic spells for greater good, but the spell always goes to some random person who I do not know. It took much experimentation to arrive at this conclusion. Let me just say that someone out there has a huge house, a wife who walks his dog, $2.3 mil in the bank, and a cock that hangs down below his knee.
--------------------
.oOo. Are you high? .oOo..oOo. You look like you're on some kind of drug .oOo.
|
TYL3R


Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
|
|
I'd like to be able to look at a woman, and make her forcibly ejaculate in her panties....
:highfive:
|
Pat Bateman, VP
Dr. House's Inspiration


Registered: 10/15/04
Posts: 50,876
Loc: Inconceivable opulence
|
|
Quote:
I le magnifique said:
Quote:
Infrared said: retractable claw swords in your hand.. and re-gnereation of tissue
aka.. wolverine... wolverines bad ass
i dream pretty much everyday of being wolverine 
my only power now is to get pregnant women pregnant by blinking in their general direction
that should be latin women
i shouldn't post that late, i can't tell what's happening
-------------------- Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. - Andrew Ryan
|
JiggleThaHandle
LITTLE DOO-DADS FROM THA WOODS

Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 3,066
Loc: Carlyle Hotel---ROOM #9
|
|
I have the ability to mix a 90 mill DMT hit with a 1/2 gram of 20x salvia extract and not hurt myself or end up locked up..
Edited by JiggleThaHandle (07/26/06 03:38 PM)
|
crazeefairy
Stranger


Registered: 07/16/06
Posts: 48
Last seen: 14 years, 22 days
|
|
how the hell can you do that?! i wouldnt let u pee on me even if you sed please!, lol
nah seriously my special power is to jump out at people and make them jump!
BOO!
|
|