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Offlineaircanada
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sneakin shrooms on airplanes?
    #5897647 - 07/25/06 10:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hey guys

I was thinking about sneaking some amsterdam shrooms on a plane from (paris) europe to the USA. Is it possible? How could it be done? Are the chances of getting caught low?

Thanks in advance


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: aircanada]
    #5897653 - 07/25/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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aircanada said:
Hey guys

I was thinking about sneaking some amsterdam shrooms on a plane from (paris) europe to the USA. Is it possible? How could it be done? Are the chances of getting caught low?

Thanks in advance




I would advise buying domestic, rather than risking your passport and potentially jeopardizing your flight back to the U.S.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: Flop Johnson]
    #5897656 - 07/25/06 10:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Oink oink.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: mellowrubberduck]
    #5897672 - 07/25/06 10:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

stuff a whole bunch down your nut sack, they'll never search there


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: capliberty]
    #5897719 - 07/25/06 10:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

as simple as that sounds, I would have to agree. However, you can't stuff enough caps down your pants to make the risk worth it.

You could literally grow mushrooms for the rest of your life (infinite supply) for less than $100, which would be much safer as well.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: kotik]
    #5897737 - 07/25/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

To the US gov't having shrooms is the same as having heroin.

Could you imagine going to prison for 7 years for something you could just grow yourself easier?


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: Afroshroomerican]
    #5897883 - 07/25/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

In theory, you could definately sneak mushrooms onto an airplane. The chances of getting them home aren't that bad if you had a very good plan. I'm not entirely sure how the x-ray machines work but if they could see mushroom shaped objects, then maybe it would be a good idea to grind them up and disguise them as something else. You could try stashing them in a shampoo bottle or something in a baggie. I don't think dogs can smell mushrooms, either. If I make no sense or am encouraging you to do something very stupid, please disregard my advice. I am very stoned.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: MorphMan]
    #5897986 - 07/25/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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If I make no sense or am encouraging you to do something very stupid, please disregard my advice. I am very stoned.




Hehe, you got it right for the most part, except for one small thing. Dogs can smell shrooms, they just aren't usually trained to do so.
The best way to get shrooms on an airplane without getting busted is to make them into tea. No one will question a thermos full of tea (plus, it can't be drug-detected without tasting it), and if anyone asks, just say "it's tea."
If they want to taste it, then you need to elaborate to cover for the funky taste with "It's black tea with ginseng."
If they are still suspicious and ask why you have the foul tasting stuff, say "I got a lot of papers to wright and I need all the caffeine and energy I can get."
Of course, airport security does carry around drug testing kits for things like "funky tea", but, as we all know, psilocybin is undetectable by all but the most sophisticated chemical analysis machines (which no airport has handy). Also, if they are looking for the effects of the drug, it probably won't be potent enough to get them off on a sip in the first place, and it will take at least 30 minutes for it to kick in, giving you ample time to get away (possibly to your flight).


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: Lysergic_Milkman]
    #5898000 - 07/25/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Something tells me you "know someone" who has done this before...


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: MorphMan]
    #5898022 - 07/25/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

its only bad if you have to empty your pockets. and anyways drug dogs aren't trained to smell for shrooms, i have done this countless times just make sure they are in a pocket where you dont open it. dont put in your bag either.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: onetwo4]
    #5898067 - 07/25/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

YOu could always eat them.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: aircanada]
    #5898127 - 07/25/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hmmm so keep the shrooms on me...i think i like the idea of a shampoo bottle since making tea will be annoying. is the shampoo bottle fullproof?


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: aircanada]
    #5898180 - 07/25/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you could put them in a condom and shove it up ure ass steve-o style


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #5898350 - 07/25/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

making tea is easy + the shrooms you're going to buy there will most likely be wet so unless you want to eat rotten shrooms make tea :smile:

***...dried shrooms are now illegal in the netherlands...***

although i wouldn't risk bringing anything back from netherlands to USA the security is probably pretty tight. no trip is worth your freedom being taken away.

http://www.shayanashop.nl/ProductDetail....s%20Spawn%20Bag
spawn bags and mushrooms spores are legal in USA and can be bought in holland...

you might want to look into that


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: lobotomix]
    #5898374 - 07/25/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

and you might also want to go look for acid-blotter while yer there in netherlands...

i would suggest you go looking for it when high... this will probably make you look less suspicious when you bump into someone who can help you out.

try asking trippy dutch people you run into on the streets and in coffeeshops...

goodluck  :mushroom2:


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: aircanada]
    #5898383 - 07/25/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Is it possible? How could it be done? Are the chances of getting caught low?

yes and yes.

ibut you would so unbelievably fucked if you got caught that it's not worth it.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: aircanada]
    #5898649 - 07/25/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I agree that it's probably too big of a risk, but if you must have them try this: Powder the shrooms using a coffee grinder. Purchase 2-3 bottles of vitamin supplements from a local store that can be brought into the US. Make sure one of the jars is a powder type supplement, like BCAA or some other funky stuff and empty the bottle. Pour the powdered shrooms into the bottle. Empty the other bottles slightly to avoid any suspicion and you'll do just fine.

The only real concern you have is drug sniffing dogs. If they train their dogs to smell mushrooms, you're in trouble. I have taken shrooms into Mexico without a problem, but that's Mexico. I also brought the shrooms back to the US, so who knows.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: Wronguy]
    #5901731 - 07/26/06 11:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I have a friend who's going to Norway this summer with a stopoff in Amsterdam, and he was thinking of taking shrooms with him from Amsterdam and I suggested he wrap them in foil and put them in a lunchbox with an actual lunch. Do you think this is a feasible idea?


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: DrGeek]
    #5902612 - 07/26/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I think you'd probably be able to just stuff them into your socks. You know, bunch them up so the sock is really wrapped tight around the 'shrooms. As for dogs, I don't know. Dogs aren't always at the airports, anyway, so chances are, you won't even have to deal with that.


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Re: sneakin shrooms on airplanes? [Re: Daft_Destroyer]
    #5902635 - 07/26/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Just eat them before you get on the plane.


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