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PurpleKush
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i just got hit on
#5895384 - 07/24/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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by a guy 
i was walking my dog up the street real quick, and this brand new infinity comes creepin by really slow and almost stops next to me. im kind of a paranoid guy, so it automatically sets off my shit and i get a little annoyed. then he sped up and went down to the cul-de-sac and turned around.
when he drove back, he stopped next time me and rolled down his window. he looked to be in his late thirties, and was by himself. the last thing i expected was the unmistakable lisp of a gay guy. he asked about my dog, i told him it was a pit bull, and he tried to make small talk for a second. he asked how old my dog was and after i answered him i waited for him to say something else and when he didn't, i said allright, see ya and walked off. i wasn't pissed at this point, even though he was obviously hitting on me. i swear i heard his voice get gayer as he was talking and he was putting emphasis on all the wrong words.
so i go to go about my business, and this dude puts his car in reverse and pulls back up next to me, without saying a word. he just kind of stares at me for a second. now, im no homophobe, but when i politely try to get rid of you, and you follow me, thats grounds for a beat down. he started to ask something, and i cut him off, as loud as i possibly could, with "ARE YOU A OLD FAGGOT LOOKING FOR SEX WITH YOUNG MEN?" my dog started to go nuts barking, diesel knows when to look like a hard ass (even though he's just a big baby).
he rode off pretty quick 
i wouldn't have been that rude, but i really think he was trying to find a kid to fuck. his brand new 50K-60K car had dealership plates on it, it looked like he was just driving around my neighborhood with a shiny new car as bait. im young(20) but i look about 17-18. fuck, this creeps me out. now ive got pervs in my neighborhood.
Edited by PurpleKush (07/24/06 07:33 PM)
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895390 - 07/24/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahahha
sick em diesel!
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895392 - 07/24/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should have stabbed him in the face
with your peepee
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895398 - 07/24/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: demiu5]
#5895410 - 07/24/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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this happened to me once, the forest preserves by me are one of the last vestistiges of nature, and also a hangout for older gay men...
i was out one day and a stranger struck up a conversation with me.... turned out he wanted a piece.... which i kindly said no to..
weird though...
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PurpleKush
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i had my knife, but i didn't want to get all ninjitsu on that nigga. his blood might have infected me with teh ghey.
i was tempted by the car though. that ride was fuckin noice.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895416 - 07/24/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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And I thought I was pissed after getting off the phone with the election. More money.
That blows.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895417 - 07/24/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should have jacked him.
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off?
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895432 - 07/24/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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*reach around
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895440 - 07/24/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's lucky it was you and not me. I of beat his face in. Just cause I'm pissed off at the election.
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Edited by KaptKid (07/24/06 07:46 PM)
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PurpleKush
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are you still playin GTA?
this is the car he was driving
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: ZippoZ]
#5895461 - 07/24/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
zippoz said: this happened to me once
it's happened to me a lot, it's kinda flattering but also kind of offensive guess I need to quit hanging out in gay bars
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: KaptKid]
#5895468 - 07/24/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You think that's bad, my girlfriend and I went out to eat at this German restaurant once and after sitting down this our waiter comes up to us and begins to ask us if we want anything to drink and stops short and says to me in the incredibly gay voice "oohhhhhhhh, I remember YOU.." like I was some dude he picked up in a mens room or something. I politely said I don't believe we met, but he insisted and at this point my girlfriend (who I had just recently been with) is staring at me in disbelieve. It was incredibly awkward seeing how I have never met this dude in my life!! He couldn't have came onto me any stronger and right in front of my girlfriend. At least nobody was their to witness your situation lol
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895469 - 07/24/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PurpleKush said: i had my knife, but i didn't want to get all ninjitsu on that nigga. his blood might have infected me with teh ghey.
thats not how you get the gh3y
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895472 - 07/24/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, except I can't do the missions I'm on because I r teh suxx0rz.
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you should kill some citizens. start a gang war. get a hooker. get some ink.
i suck at that game too. cheats make it fun.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5895491 - 07/24/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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zippoz said: this happened to me once
it's happened to me a lot, it's kinda flattering but also kind of offensive guess I need to quit hanging out in gay bars
In the 60's you could be happy and gay without anyone thinking you were taking it up the tail pipe.
I wonder how election's should take it.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5895506 - 07/24/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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zippoz said: this happened to me once
it's happened to me a lot, it's kinda flattering but also kind of offensive guess I need to quit hanging out in gay bars
but theyve got the best music!
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895520 - 07/24/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hey, theres no injun in that group
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: KaptKid]
#5895521 - 07/24/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you should take it as a compliment.
then slap a hoe.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895526 - 07/24/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The construction worker has big thighs.
He must work out.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5895535 - 07/24/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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white man killed em all.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895559 - 07/24/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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PurpleKush said: white man killed em all.
musta been that out of sync cowboy on the left
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actually, now that i look at it, the guy on the left isn't dressed up as anything, and the guy with his shirt off aint nothin but a fag in combat boots.
diesel sez "i eat faggot pedophiles for breakfast"
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895567 - 07/24/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PurpleKush said: diesel sez "i eat faggot pedophiles for breakfast"
only think that puppy would bite is a biscuit
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5895627 - 07/24/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeh, he's all bark. but i'd rather have a nice, cool dog than a walking lawsuit.
people get intimidated though. i guess if someone ever attacks me ill find out just how protective he really is. right now i think he'd wait till i was down and leave with whoever wanted him, but maybe he has some loyalty.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895640 - 07/24/06 08:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What ever man quit bitching.... you just lost out on a potential 100 bucks....
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PurpleKush
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im much cheaper than that
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895669 - 07/24/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha im sry, luckly i have never been hit on... by a guy (face in disgust)...
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i've been hit on more times than i can count. doesn't really bother me. it's mostly flattering. depending on how i am approached it can be offensive. it's really no different than the millions of times i've seen guys hit on girls. what, exactly, is so disgusting about knowing someone thinks you're attractive enough to say so to your face? just because you get hit on doesn't make you gay.
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I been hit on so so so so so many times.... Life goes on and i could care less. But it is flatering to a small extent.........
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yeah, but this guy was persistant, and i think he fucks children. he had that creepy old guy smile
/shudder
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895713 - 07/24/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah the whole staring from a car on the street is over the top. also, coming back after you blew him off is outright offensive. i don't think i would have been as harsh as you but i would have told him off for sure.
gay!=pedo tho :/
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gay does not equal pedo, im just connecting the dots. but i look young and he was old. creepy old guy old. hitting on a what looks to be a teen.
that does equal pedo in my book
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895746 - 07/24/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL
the pedophile-smile or "pedosmile." It's part smirk, part grin, and all molester.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895754 - 07/24/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe he found out you were interested in shrooms and automatically assumed that you had the ghey. 
But seriously it's pretty weird for someone to hit on you in a spot like that.. I'd expect something like that to happen in other settings, like parties, bars, but  I wouldn't want anyone trying to harass me while outside walking a dog regardless. He was just asking to get hit by just rolling up on you out of nowhere on the street.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895829 - 07/24/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Debra Lafave
When she's not airing out her gum holes along with those enormous teeth, it's fair to say that Lafave is possibly the hottest pedophile ever. She was arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old student of hers. Her initial defense was to plead insanity, which would have been a bullet-proof argument because a woman of her hotness would have to be out of her mind to sleep with a 14-year-old boy when there are 27-year-old website authors standing at the ready.
Damn, I got that one wrong!
What a hot pedo, I would have totally nailed her when I was 14.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895853 - 07/24/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PurpleKush said: by a guy 
i was walking my dog up the street real quick, and this brand new infinity comes creepin by really slow and almost stops next to me. im kind of a paranoid guy, so it automatically sets off my shit and i get a little annoyed. then he sped up and went down to the cul-de-sac and turned around.
when he drove back, he stopped next time me and rolled down his window. he looked to be in his late thirties, and was by himself. the last thing i expected was the unmistakable lisp of a gay guy. he asked about my dog, i told him it was a pit bull, and he tried to make small talk for a second. he asked how old my dog was and after i answered him i waited for him to say something else and when he didn't, i said allright, see ya and walked off. i wasn't pissed at this point, even though he was obviously hitting on me. i swear i heard his voice get gayer as he was talking and he was putting emphasis on all the wrong words.
so i go to go about my business, and this dude puts his car in reverse and pulls back up next to me, without saying a word. he just kind of stares at me for a second. now, im no homophobe, but when i politely try to get rid of you, and you follow me, thats grounds for a beat down. he started to ask something, and i cut him off, as loud as i possibly could, with "ARE YOU A OLD FAGGOT LOOKING FOR SEX WITH YOUNG MEN?" my dog started to go nuts barking, diesel knows when to look like a hard ass (even though he's just a big baby).
he rode off pretty quick 
i wouldn't have been that rude, but i really think he was trying to find a kid to fuck. his brand new 50K-60K car had dealership plates on it, it looked like he was just driving around my neighborhood with a shiny new car as bait. im young(20) but i look about 17-18. fuck, this creeps me out. now ive got pervs in my neighborhood.
*sigh* I've been hit on by a guy as well and its very uncomfortable...my best friend for like 5 years came outta the closet and one day he decides to bring over his new friend to meet me(he really was just his friend) he was acting really friendly but I didn't think anything of it...till a few weekends later he starts asking me shit like "so what are u doing this weekend?" and a lot of other personal shit...then sends me a pic which I accept which is him in his boxers
I never spoke to him again lol
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damn, she is pretty hot, that's weird.
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debianlinux said: What, exactly, is so disgusting about knowing someone thinks you're attractive enough to say so to your face? just because you get hit on doesn't make you gay.
hehe, precisely...
I've been hit on by gay guys before... Its not really a big deal unless you make it out to be one...
This particular situation is a little creepy, just like if it was a late 30's straight man trying rolling up in a new car, trying to pick up a young girl on the street like this, then backing up, etc.
Little too much negative energy in this thread for my tastes...
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Where do you guys hang out at anyway?
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: eris]
#5896333 - 07/24/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think he likes you hahahah
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: Leanin]
#5896416 - 07/24/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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poopoo on my peepee
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5897042 - 07/25/06 03:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've been hit on a couple of times by gay dudes. It's flattering but incredibly weird at the same time.
The one I remember most vividly was the following: Some years ago I was at a bar standing against a wall. This big gay guy came over and put his hand on the wall and hovered above me as he half-smiled/half-leered at my young and innocent looking self. I gave him the "I'm not gay" look and he scampered off.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: eris]
#5897049 - 07/25/06 03:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eris said: Where do you guys hang out at anyway?
must be known as a gay cruise area, not thats there anything wrong with that.
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: eris]
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well my gay friend had been hitting the club scene...me same old shit...but he wanted me to meet his new friend...but then he started sending me pics of himself half naked asking me what I was doing on the weekends and shit
trust me if it happens to u, u will get why its uncomfortable lol
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: nookjohn]
#5899718 - 07/25/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ouch...thats rough
/me lights a candle for nook
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