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PurpleKush
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i just got hit on
#5895384 - 07/24/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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by a guy 
i was walking my dog up the street real quick, and this brand new infinity comes creepin by really slow and almost stops next to me. im kind of a paranoid guy, so it automatically sets off my shit and i get a little annoyed. then he sped up and went down to the cul-de-sac and turned around.
when he drove back, he stopped next time me and rolled down his window. he looked to be in his late thirties, and was by himself. the last thing i expected was the unmistakable lisp of a gay guy. he asked about my dog, i told him it was a pit bull, and he tried to make small talk for a second. he asked how old my dog was and after i answered him i waited for him to say something else and when he didn't, i said allright, see ya and walked off. i wasn't pissed at this point, even though he was obviously hitting on me. i swear i heard his voice get gayer as he was talking and he was putting emphasis on all the wrong words.
so i go to go about my business, and this dude puts his car in reverse and pulls back up next to me, without saying a word. he just kind of stares at me for a second. now, im no homophobe, but when i politely try to get rid of you, and you follow me, thats grounds for a beat down. he started to ask something, and i cut him off, as loud as i possibly could, with "ARE YOU A OLD FAGGOT LOOKING FOR SEX WITH YOUNG MEN?" my dog started to go nuts barking, diesel knows when to look like a hard ass (even though he's just a big baby).
he rode off pretty quick 
i wouldn't have been that rude, but i really think he was trying to find a kid to fuck. his brand new 50K-60K car had dealership plates on it, it looked like he was just driving around my neighborhood with a shiny new car as bait. im young(20) but i look about 17-18. fuck, this creeps me out. now ive got pervs in my neighborhood.
Edited by PurpleKush (07/24/06 07:33 PM)
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Schwip
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895390 - 07/24/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahahha
sick em diesel!
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895392 - 07/24/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should have stabbed him in the face
with your peepee
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demiu5
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895398 - 07/24/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
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ZippoZ
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: demiu5]
#5895410 - 07/24/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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this happened to me once, the forest preserves by me are one of the last vestistiges of nature, and also a hangout for older gay men...
i was out one day and a stranger struck up a conversation with me.... turned out he wanted a piece.... which i kindly said no to..
weird though...
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PurpleKush
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i had my knife, but i didn't want to get all ninjitsu on that nigga. his blood might have infected me with teh ghey.
i was tempted by the car though. that ride was fuckin noice.
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KaptKid
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895416 - 07/24/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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And I thought I was pissed after getting off the phone with the election. More money.
That blows.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895417 - 07/24/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should have jacked him.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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"I need yo ride, mang"
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PurpleKush
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off?
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895432 - 07/24/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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*reach around
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KaptKid
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895440 - 07/24/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's lucky it was you and not me. I of beat his face in. Just cause I'm pissed off at the election.
-------------------- Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.
Edited by KaptKid (07/24/06 07:46 PM)
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PurpleKush
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are you still playin GTA?
this is the car he was driving
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Prisoner#1
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: ZippoZ]
#5895461 - 07/24/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
zippoz said: this happened to me once
it's happened to me a lot, it's kinda flattering but also kind of offensive guess I need to quit hanging out in gay bars
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: KaptKid]
#5895468 - 07/24/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You think that's bad, my girlfriend and I went out to eat at this German restaurant once and after sitting down this our waiter comes up to us and begins to ask us if we want anything to drink and stops short and says to me in the incredibly gay voice "oohhhhhhhh, I remember YOU.." like I was some dude he picked up in a mens room or something. I politely said I don't believe we met, but he insisted and at this point my girlfriend (who I had just recently been with) is staring at me in disbelieve. It was incredibly awkward seeing how I have never met this dude in my life!! He couldn't have came onto me any stronger and right in front of my girlfriend. At least nobody was their to witness your situation lol
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895469 - 07/24/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PurpleKush said: i had my knife, but i didn't want to get all ninjitsu on that nigga. his blood might have infected me with teh ghey.
thats not how you get the gh3y
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: PurpleKush]
#5895472 - 07/24/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, except I can't do the missions I'm on because I r teh suxx0rz.
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PurpleKush
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you should kill some citizens. start a gang war. get a hooker. get some ink.
i suck at that game too. cheats make it fun.
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KaptKid
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5895491 - 07/24/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
zippoz said: this happened to me once
it's happened to me a lot, it's kinda flattering but also kind of offensive guess I need to quit hanging out in gay bars
In the 60's you could be happy and gay without anyone thinking you were taking it up the tail pipe.
I wonder how election's should take it.
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PurpleKush
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Re: i just got hit on [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5895506 - 07/24/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
zippoz said: this happened to me once
it's happened to me a lot, it's kinda flattering but also kind of offensive guess I need to quit hanging out in gay bars
but theyve got the best music!
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