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cApTaInCrAp
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No arms No legs jokes
#5892862 - 07/23/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember hearing atleast 20 of these kinda jokes along time ago but can only remember 2 now , I think i still find them funny tho..
What do you call a man with no arms no legs rolling around in a pile of leaves? ...Russel...
What do you call a man with no arms no legs on a doorstep? ...Matt....
Anyone else know these?
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5892875 - 07/23/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL never heard these before but I like them.
I'm a sick fuck though so go figure.
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5892882 - 07/23/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man who had no feet...
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5892885 - 07/23/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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So a guy with no arms or legs walks into a bar, and the bartender is like "Sorry, we don't serve RETARDS"
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5892889 - 07/24/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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And what do you call a guy with no legs or arms floating in a lake?
BOB
LOLOLOL w4ffl3zzzzzz
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5892893 - 07/24/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've hear a few of those, but I don't remember any. The closest I know is the one;
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: Papaver]
#5892894 - 07/24/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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if chicks with big boobs work at hooters where does a girl with one leg work at?
IHOP
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5892895 - 07/24/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A man with no arms or legs...
has crotch itch.
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: Papaver]
#5892896 - 07/24/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What do you call a person with no arms and no legs on a tennis court? Annette
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: AliceDee]
#5892906 - 07/24/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hat do you call a person with no arms and no legs on the BBQ?? Frank...
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cApTaInCrAp
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: AliceDee]
#5892911 - 07/24/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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^ lol, yer good my friend
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5892927 - 07/24/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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one day bob was in a car accident and lost one of his hands this sent him into depression and he wanted to die. so as soon as he got outta the hospital he went to the roof to jump to his death. bob looked down and seen a man missing both his arms just dancing around being happy as can be. this made bob think is this dude with no arms at all can learn to be happy so can i. well bob went down to the road and found the dude. he tells him that he saved his life and that he was gonna kill himself untill he seen him dancing in the streets. the dude looked at bob and said fucking dancing my ass itches
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: Dobie]
#5892938 - 07/24/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
dobie said: one day bob was in a car accident and lost one of his hands this sent him into depression and he wanted to die. so as soon as he got outta the hospital he went to the roof to jump to his death. bob looked down and seen a man missing both his arms just dancing around being happy as can be. this made bob think is this dude with no arms at all can learn to be happy so can i. well bob went down to the road and found the dude. he tells him that he saved his life and that he was gonna kill himself untill he seen him dancing in the streets. the dude looked at bob and said fucking dancing my ass itches
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: Le_Canard]
#5893053 - 07/24/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i love those armless, legless bastards...
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5893173 - 07/24/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is begging for some nugget porn, but I shall refrain.
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: Konnrade]
#5893220 - 07/24/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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omg anyone remember that thread asking for nugget porn? hes like i want some nugget porn to watch when me and my friends are trippin on shrooms. then later admitted he just wanted nugget porn but he wanted to post in it the pyschedelic forum! when i read the title i thought he meant weed nugget porn lol
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cApTaInCrAp
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Quote:
CaptainHeadbang said: i love those armless, legless bastards...
lol
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#5893842 - 07/24/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hahaha These are all very good but my personal favourite is:
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it! Ahahaha
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: shrooma]
#5893859 - 07/24/06 09:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know some of these were posted already but I'll post all I know
What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs...
on a doorstep... Matt
in the ocean... Bob
in the mailbox... Bill
in a pile of leaves... Russel
on a wall... Art
What do you call a woman with one leg... Ilene
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: CosmicFool]
#5893864 - 07/24/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What do orientals call a woman with one leg. Irene __________________________
in a baseball game.... Third base.
Edited by 905 (07/24/06 09:15 AM)
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cApTaInCrAp
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Re: No arms No legs jokes [Re: 905]
#5893867 - 07/24/06 09:15 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I didnt get yours 905 till i read it from Cosmic(nice job), what you said makes sense now tho ha...good one
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