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Muppet69_420
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Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated
#5889399 - 07/23/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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1 1/2 days after a 4 1/2 pt (poppy tea) session the body which I call my own but wish it werent; has been completely tied in a immpossible knout!(feels like a knout) Its giving such an overwhelmingly intense bowel strain that stings with pain every now and then toping it off with the fact that there hasnt been a back-end release for more than 24hr.
Gimme some advice besides taking laxatives; my body doesnt react to laxatives kindly and instead of helping it just gives gas and builds more pressure which develops into a strong dense feeling...don't need that. I've tried a liquid with magnisium in it..(btw lemon flavor+++ sour ) nothing constructive so far. Except for the huge gas release that occasionaly gets pushed out uncontrolably. Is there a diet that would ease the wait or even help? (maybe things that are high in fiber?) Perhaps a fast on certain foods so bowel movement will be somewhat achieveable?! Please help me.. ...It feels identical to the sight of the bloated grape in Willy Wonka. Would massaging gently in a V manner going downward help relax certain organs? Its too agonizing...its the trip to crescent city all over again; couple chocolate laxatives that bring only more gas and bloating.
"Shit" hasnt helped any...only with the patience to write this under such a disposition (I need to get NASA's tempermetic mattres).
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Edited by Muppet69_420 (07/23/06 12:22 AM)
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Re: Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5889409 - 07/23/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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sounds like your full of shit
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Re: Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated [Re: KaptKid]
#5889420 - 07/23/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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In more way than one...haha..isnt helping ;(.
3 sessions of pt...2 vics 1 day ago..which would be a day after the last pt session..Water : Cure for cancer :: ES lax : OPM/Opiate bing bowel release. Its like comparing working ants to a highly enthused bug exterminator on crack.
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I live to learn and learn to live. forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... ....thats as old as my account... On that note fart in public and grin. Hail Shroomery!
Edited by Muppet69_420 (07/23/06 12:28 AM)
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Re: Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5889426 - 07/23/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you have a local health food store, give the Lacy LeBue (sp?) teas a shot. I PROMISE that if you double up or triple up the dosage they suggest, you better not have anything planned for abot 24-36 hours and DO NOT leave your house. If you don't have access to the lacy, epsom salts will work too. Go for it 
I don't know if you would consider these laxatives, otherwise, Psyillium/Betonite shakes are ALWAYS a good call. I use them daily unless fasting. Good luck!!
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Edited by ChickenPotPie (07/23/06 12:27 AM)
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Re: Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated [Re: ChickenPotPie]
#5889439 - 07/23/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ChickenPotPie said: If you have a local health food store, give the Lacy LeBue (sp?) teas a shot. I PROMISE that if you double up or triple up the dosage they suggest, you better not have anything planned for abot 24-36 hours and DO NOT leave your house. If you don't have access to the lacy, epsom salts will work too. Go for it 
I don't know if you would consider these laxatives, otherwise, Psyillium/Betonite shakes are ALWAYS a good call. I use them daily unless fasting. Good luck!!
Awesome..hope a drug store is open. Toilets getting cold, Thanks.
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I live to learn and learn to live. forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... ....thats as old as my account... On that note fart in public and grin. Hail Shroomery!
Edited by Muppet69_420 (07/23/06 12:29 AM)
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Re: Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5889458 - 07/23/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Google that Lacy stuff. If you go with the Epsom salts, which are available EVERYWHERE, make sure to get some lemon juice in ya' with it. And don't stray too far. You will blast off sooner or later if the dose is high enough. Don't be screrred ; )
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Re: Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5889732 - 07/23/06 03:59 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm about to get into biggest baddest opiate constipation terriority...so your syaing its only been like a day? dude u have no clue how bad its gonna get if i u don't take care now
the worst part is when you take so much oxy just forget to fuckin shit...and your all a sudden life "omg its been 2 fucking weeks" at this point u thow things are gonna be nasty....but last time I had these problems I plugged the shit outta my ass with veggie oil(3 x a day) and in teh end just piled it in there...waited 15min and just unloaded...there was virtually no pain I was imazed
1 day seriously is NOTHING! NOTHING! u have no clue how bad this shit gets, stop while your ahead(I know ppl who've had to dig it out and have it get stuck half way out lol...its really no joke
laxatives for the most part don't do shit...u want veggie oil or suppository's...anythng else is a waste of money
Edited by Iamthewalrus (07/23/06 04:05 AM)
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Re: Super-constipatedshitz Was Super-underestimated [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5889996 - 07/23/06 09:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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dude, i know it sounds gross, but ive lately had back surgery and i was on norco for a month, at one point i was so clogged up i couldnt crap for 5 days...it sucked.
anyways, what you need is a fleet enema...follow directions, sit down, hold on...after taking it you will be clean within 5 minutes
enough said
peace
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