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OfflineDeadmaker
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Re: oh shit [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5888733 - 07/22/06 07:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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DarkFluFFy said:
So last night I had sex with my girlfriend twice with the same condom. The first time I didn't blow a load, but when I fucked her the second time I accidentally put on the condom inside out. THIS IS SCARRING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! I'm afraid that when I fucked her the first time I pre-ejaculated in the condom. She doesn't believe in abortions so if she got pregnant it would be the END OF MY LIFE. Shes on her 7th day of her menstrual cycle.




Hey, look at it like this......At least you'll have a cool story to tell your kid about how he was created.


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Re: oh shit [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5888803 - 07/22/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Deadmaker said:
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DarkFluFFy said:
So last night I had sex with my girlfriend twice with the same condom. The first time I didn't blow a load, but when I fucked her the second time I accidentally put on the condom inside out. THIS IS SCARRING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! I'm afraid that when I fucked her the first time I pre-ejaculated in the condom. She doesn't believe in abortions so if she got pregnant it would be the END OF MY LIFE. Shes on her 7th day of her menstrual cycle.




Hey, look at it like this......At least you'll have a cool story to tell your kid about how he was created.




Yeah, your funny.


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Re: oh shit [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5888807 - 07/22/06 08:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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