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OfflineDarkFluFFy
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oh shit
    #5888205 - 07/22/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So last night I had sex with my girlfriend twice with the same condom. The first time I didn't blow a load, but when I fucked her the second time I accidentally put on the condom inside out. THIS IS SCARRING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! I'm afraid that when I fucked her the first time I pre-ejaculated in the condom. She doesn't believe in abortions so if she got pregnant it would be the END OF MY LIFE. Shes on her 7th day of her menstrual cycle.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: oh shit [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5888209 - 07/22/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So, what are you going to name it?


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OfflineAnimals
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Re: oh shit [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5888235 - 07/22/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Don't worry. Just get her an ec within 3 days of when you had sex. Call and check if there is a Plannedparenthood in your area.


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Re: oh shit [Re: Animals]
    #5888252 - 07/22/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

all i gotta say is good luck man, good luck


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: oh shit [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5888267 - 07/22/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

break up with her before you find out if she's preggers.


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OfflineDarkFluFFy
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Re: oh shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5888275 - 07/22/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

how am I suppose to get her an ec?
How much do they cost?
Where do I get them?


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: oh shit [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5888277 - 07/22/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hey that is why you use a new condom each time you have sex, good luck with that one.


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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: oh shit [Re: Skunk420]
    #5888290 - 07/22/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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skunk78395 said:
hey that is why you use a new condom each time you have sex, good luck with that one.




Or dont fuck girls who dont believe in abortion...


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: oh shit [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5888300 - 07/22/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

"Morning After pills" are available at your local planned parenthood clinic. They are about 75% effective in getting rid of any pesky zygotes.

Also, 5 birth control pills taken at once functions as a decent "Morning After Pill".


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: oh shit [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5888307 - 07/22/06 05:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

P.S. "Morning after pills" at Planned Parenthood clinics are free.


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: oh shit [Re: Skunk420]
    #5888322 - 07/22/06 05:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

skunk78395 said:
hey that is why you use a new condom each time you have sex, good luck with that one.




Skunk just pwn3d this guy


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: oh shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5888333 - 07/22/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well come on, condoms are not that expensive...children and child support are VERY expensive... :smirk:


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: oh shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5888337 - 07/22/06 06:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

skunk78395 said:
hey that is why you use a new condom each time you have sex, good luck with that one.




Damn straight. Don't skimp on the latex. I have about 10 boxes of these guys next to my bed just in case:



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Re: oh shit [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5888340 - 07/22/06 06:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

omg ur epenis is HUGE


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Re: oh shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5888375 - 07/22/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

mines bigger.


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Re: oh shit [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5888389 - 07/22/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

[useless post deleted by splif]


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Re: oh shit [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5888544 - 07/22/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

skunk78395 said:
hey that is why you use a new condom each time you have sex, good luck with that one.




Damn straight.  Don't skimp on the latex.  I have about 10 boxes of these guys next to my bed just in case





:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


:grin:


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Re: oh shit [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5888611 - 07/22/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

and i wonder how many times youve had them fall off....lol

and using a condom twice, gross, simply gross...

peace


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Re: oh shit [Re: supra]
    #5888669 - 07/22/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It's the hippie way.


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Re: oh shit [Re: DarkFluFFy]
    #5888703 - 07/22/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

well you do have two factors on your side. first one is that im pretty sure sperm doesn tsurvive to long at room temp. and also that most condoms are treated with a spermicidal lubricant. even with that it doesnt help prevent stupidity, and what you did my kind man was stupid. first off if you and your girl are in a sexual relationship why isnt whe on the pill? i mean the pill is great plain and simply.

and why reuse a condom, i mean if you were really that horny that you just had to go at it again then why not just run to a 24hr gas station and bu a few more condoms (assuming you live in a city). and most off all, most people do one of 2 things when they are done with a condom 1)flush it down the toilet (which obviously isnt what you did) or 2) throw it in the trash ( i really dont want to think you picked a condom out of the trash to reuse it) i hope that the only other option is true (even though still really gross) 3)you sat the condom to the side and then reused it (but this makes me wonder why on earth you wouldnt throw away a condom). i guess the moral of the story is, if your going to have sex use both yor heads.

yeah go get your morning after pill


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