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Dreamer987
The VerbalHerman Munster


Registered: 04/15/03
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My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat
#5880552 - 07/20/06 07:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The bitch woke me up again this morning, yelling at her husband because "i bought you that shirt to go out in, not to eat in, you look like crap, tuck that shirt in" I mean, this dude is MAJORLY pussy whipped. So than he wouldn't come downstairs fast enough (i guess he was changing), so the bitch leans on her horn. Were in an apartment complex. Its not even 8 in the morning yet.
so now i cant go back to sleep. Whats up peeps?
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truekimbo2
Cya later, friends.


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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: Dreamer987]
#5880555 - 07/20/06 07:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaahahha, you got woken up. what the hell though, if i'm just seeing this post at the top of the list now, why does it saw posted at 7:20.
you live in boston right?
i woke up at like 5am so this is my afternoon. i'm thinking of playing some tenchu....
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Edited by truekimbo2 (07/20/06 07:21 AM)
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Dreamer987
The VerbalHerman Munster


Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 5,326
Loc: Texas
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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: truekimbo2]
#5880556 - 07/20/06 07:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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texas... and i have my shroomery clock set wrong.
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truekimbo2
Cya later, friends.


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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: Dreamer987]
#5880567 - 07/20/06 07:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i used to live in texas! outside of austin by about an hour. what're you up to today?
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: Dreamer987]
#5880570 - 07/20/06 07:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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your next post is 4000.
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Dreamer987
The VerbalHerman Munster


Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 5,326
Loc: Texas
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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: truekimbo2]
#5880591 - 07/20/06 07:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, I'm still waiting on a call from this job, to see if my background check came through all right (I'm worried, because I've got a felony and stuff, sometimes it shows, sometimes it doesn't) I'll probly go back to sleep when i get bored with the shroomery. Its 830ish in the morning here. Than when my girlfriend gets home from work, we are going to partake in poppy tea. I know you've got a bias against, but opiates are to me one of the most amazing drugs. For me a true opiate experience is getting to a place where I'm half asleep, half awake. Fading in and out of the dream world. But they are not entirely dreams. Much more lucid. They are more like visions. Floating through strange architecture, and over beautiful landscapes. Seeing distorted gnome faces, maybe popping inside of a sewing-kit, or experiencing life through the eyes of a cat. All in different colors, and hues. This is all accompanied by the warmest, most comfortable sensation imaginable. Like childhood memories, being held by your mother, or sitting by the bank of a river on a warm summer day sipping lemonade.
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hobbitxkillyou
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Registered: 08/11/05
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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: Dreamer987]
#5880596 - 07/20/06 07:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes well, opiates or no, egg that bitches car from your window. Eggs strapped to cinderblocks, I mean. There's no bigger atrocity then waking a man from his sleep for no reason.
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Dreamer987
The VerbalHerman Munster


Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 5,326
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
#5880621 - 07/20/06 07:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuckin A, and than some motherfucker just tried to prank call me at 9 in the morning. Its gotta be the same person who has been prank calling for the past few days. The phone company says call the police departement, the police departement says they don't give a shit about prank calls. GRRR...
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Hanky
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Loc: Great Southern Land.
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Re: My roomate is a Fat Sack of Fat [Re: Dreamer987]
#5880647 - 07/20/06 08:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Try and video her going nuts, post it all over the web and paste up a few flyers around your building, listing the appropriate URLs.
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