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Dreamer987
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So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy
#5876901 - 07/19/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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In a good way of course. So apparently the other day she called me up, because she lost one of her dogs. I of course offered to help her look for it, and whatnot. She declined, and called me back later, to tell me that she had found the dog.(It was old, and had been sleeping in a bush outside) She of course decided to eat some acid to celebrate.
I just got the full story last night. Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing, to help the manhunt along. The cops pull her husband out of class, and tell him as much.
Your fucking crazy Ell, and thats why i you.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5876906 - 07/19/06 08:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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She told the cops she lost her daughter to find her dog??
CELEBRATION!
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Cowgold]
#5876917 - 07/19/06 08:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That really doesn't even make sense. HURRAY!
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theorganicdomino
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5876928 - 07/19/06 08:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This has whet my appetite...
I think Ellemeshshade needs to weigh in with an account of the events.
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Jumpy
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hahahahah thats funny stuff.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Jumpy]
#5876973 - 07/19/06 08:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ellemy did you kick that dog out so's you have good reason to trip? 
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Simisu]
#5877241 - 07/19/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol she pmed me about her great night but she didn't mention anything about losing a dog etc fill us in!
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5877262 - 07/19/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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We are defintely going to need more details.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: blissedout]
#5878114 - 07/19/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I agree totally. More details are needed asap!
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Dreamer987
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5878154 - 07/19/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats all i got
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5878159 - 07/19/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh man, totally awesome. I Ellemysh tripping on acid.
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notapillow
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oh shady i remember back in the day befor she had even smoked pot now shes dropin cid and prank callin the 50 hehe glad she found her puppy too
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5878453 - 07/19/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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If the police thought they were looking for a child how were they going to find the dog?
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5878462 - 07/19/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe she told them it was a really ugly deformed baby...
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Dreamer987
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5878467 - 07/19/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A valid question.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5878478 - 07/19/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dreamer987 said: Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing
she's lucky she's not in jail on that one
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5878491 - 07/19/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: she's lucky she's not in jail on that one
What is the penalty for making a false claim to the police, anyway?
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5878498 - 07/19/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Dreamer987 said: Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing
she's lucky she's not in jail on that one
If she thought fast, (and acid has been known to do that to ya) she could say that she was slightly hysterical at the time and thinks of her dog as her daughter, so she said daughter by accident... 
Girls can get away with crap like this. They're often hysterical. :runs away: ( ! )
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Silversoul]
#5878501 - 07/19/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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depends on the severity, she could serve a couple years in state if it were here, if the FBI were involved (kidnapping claim) that could get you up to 10
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5878503 - 07/19/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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im nervous about meeting internet people but i kind of want to meet you guys one day. i'm still in south part of the city for a year or two more, and for some reason its been stuck in my head that i might be living near you guys. maybe a PM or something? my memory went out a long time ago
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5878955 - 07/19/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Okay, here is what happened. I woke up one morning after my husband had already gone to work, and let the dogs out to go potty. (100% sober, by the way) >> I went downstairs to let them in, and couldn't find my 13 yr old, senile lab girl. She was NOWHERE in the yard OR the house and there was NO WAY she could have gotten out. I looked everywhere, for HOURS. Eventually, I started to get really worried because come on, she's old and sickly. I went around the neighborhood calling for her, just in case she had gotten out or lost or something, but did not find her.
Yes, I panicked slightly. I love this fucking old dog, and couldn't STAND the thought of losing her. So I decided to call my husband at the university to see if he'd taken her anywhere, like the vet or something, and not let me know. We only have one cell phone and it was in my custody, so I needed to go through the university operator, find what class Kevin was in, and give him a message about the dog.
So I explained my situation to the operator at the university. I left it purposely vague...I figured that if I didn't make the message sound semi- urgent, they wouldn't really give the message to him in class. I've dealt with UT before, and let's just say that they're not the best when it comes to being helpful in times of need.
I basically told the operator that my girl Bambi was missing and that I needed to get in contact with my husband to let him know immediantly. I sounded stressed out, I'm sure, because I was really worried. I would have done anything to get the pooch back, so I just made my message about this "missing individual" sound purposely obscure. I thought that Kevin wouldn't get the message as quickly if UT knew that I was calling about a dog.
Anyway. Kevin is pulled out of class by policemen. They look incredibly concerned. They tell him, "Sir, we don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter's missing."
Kevin was like, "I don't have a daughter." The policemen look confused and say, "Is your wife Michelle?"
Kevin: "Yes."
The policemen look at their paper again. "Bambi?" they ask questioningly.
Kevin said, "oh...that's our dog." The policemen sigh in relief.
So Kevin calls me. I'm like..."Where is she?? I can't find her anywhere!"
"Did you look behind the bushes?"
"Yes! I looked there twice!"
Kevin: "Look again."
So, with him still on the phone, I go out to the backyard, poke my hands around in the bushes, and suddenly...SHE emerges, my old dog, looking happy to see me.
So to celebrate finding my missing dog that wasn't really missing, I ate lots of acid.
The end.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5878981 - 07/19/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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By the way, I love you too, Dreamer! Thanks for being my emotional support via phone during that trying time.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
#5879031 - 07/19/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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see, that's exactly how i would celebrate too.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: coda]
#5879096 - 07/19/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha what a great story 
and a very happy ending indeed.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
#5879206 - 07/19/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Glad everything turned out ok.
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
#5879238 - 07/19/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Iamthewalrus
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
#5879274 - 07/19/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I fuckin love u!
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MOTH
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5879466 - 07/19/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Love you too, Walrus!
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
#5880292 - 07/20/06 03:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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so how was yr trip?
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
#5880297 - 07/20/06 03:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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that's fucking hilarious.
i'm glad you found Bambi. <3
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Iamthewalrus
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5880346 - 07/20/06 04:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ya I read your post about bambi and your mom...my grandpa treated his dog exactly the same way and it really pissed me off...my grandparents thought of dogs as nothing more then a way to warn u if someone was there at night etc but my grandmas come around...she LOVES our lil dog(shes the most affectionate animal I've ever seen)
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5880351 - 07/20/06 04:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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cute little guy (or is it girl?)
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Iamthewalrus
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Organic]
#5880374 - 07/20/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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girl..I've never had a male dog actually(not by choice)
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5880633 - 07/20/06 08:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Dreamer987 said: Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing
she's lucky she's not in jail on that one
That's the first thing that crossed my mind. Wonder if she really did call them?
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
#5880744 - 07/20/06 09:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol thats classic. I love how there is a completely plausible explanation to every crazy story. How was the trip?
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
#5880956 - 07/20/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's stories such as these that keep me out of the Pub to begin with
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: FreakQlibrium]
#5881017 - 07/20/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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why?
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