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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5878955 - 07/19/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Okay, here is what happened.  I woke up one morning after my husband had already gone to work, and let the dogs out to go potty.  (100% sober, by the way) >> I went downstairs to let them in, and couldn't find my 13 yr old, senile lab girl.  She was NOWHERE in the yard OR the house and there was NO WAY she could have gotten out.  I looked everywhere, for HOURS.  Eventually, I started to get really worried because come on, she's old and sickly.  I went around the neighborhood calling for her, just in case she had gotten out or lost or something, but did not find her. 

Yes, I panicked slightly.  I love this fucking old dog, and couldn't STAND the thought of losing her.  So I decided to call my husband at the university to see if he'd taken her anywhere, like the vet or something, and not let me know.  We only have one cell phone and it was in my custody, so I needed to go through the university operator, find what class Kevin was in, and give him a message about the dog. 

So I explained my situation to the operator at the university.  I left it purposely vague...I figured that if I didn't make the message sound semi- urgent, they wouldn't really give the message to him in class.  I've dealt with UT before, and let's just say that they're not the best when it comes to being helpful in times of need. 

I basically told the operator that my girl Bambi was missing and that I needed to get in contact with my husband to let him know immediantly.  I sounded stressed out, I'm sure, because I was really worried.  I would have done anything to get the pooch back, so I just made my message about this "missing individual" sound purposely obscure.  I thought that Kevin wouldn't get the message as quickly if UT knew that I was calling about a dog. 

Anyway.  Kevin is pulled out of class by policemen.  They look incredibly concerned.  They tell him, "Sir, we don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter's missing." 

Kevin was like, "I don't have a daughter."  The policemen look confused and say, "Is your wife Michelle?" 

Kevin: "Yes." 

The policemen look at their paper again.  "Bambi?" they ask questioningly. 

Kevin said, "oh...that's our dog."  The policemen sigh in relief. 

So Kevin calls me.  I'm like..."Where is she??  I can't find her anywhere!" 

"Did you look behind the bushes?" 

"Yes!  I looked there twice!" 

Kevin: "Look again." 

So, with him still on the phone, I go out to the backyard, poke my hands around in the bushes, and suddenly...SHE emerges, my old dog, looking happy to see me. 

So to celebrate finding my missing dog that wasn't really missing, I ate lots of acid. 

The end.  :smile:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5878981 - 07/19/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

By the way, I love you too, Dreamer!  Thanks for being my emotional support via phone during that trying time. :tongue2: :heart:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
    #5879031 - 07/19/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

see, that's exactly how i would celebrate too.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: coda]
    #5879096 - 07/19/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha what a great story :smile:

and a very happy ending indeed.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
    #5879206 - 07/19/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Glad everything turned out ok.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
    #5879238 - 07/19/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:congrats:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
    #5879274 - 07/19/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I fuckin love u! :smile:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5879466 - 07/19/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Love you too, Walrus!  :grin: :heart:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
    #5880292 - 07/20/06 03:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:tongue:

so how was yr trip?


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
    #5880297 - 07/20/06 03:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

that's fucking hilarious.


i'm glad you found Bambi. <3


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5880346 - 07/20/06 04:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ya I read your post about bambi and your mom...my grandpa treated his dog exactly the same way and it really pissed me off...my grandparents thought of dogs as nothing more then a way to warn u if someone was there at night etc but my grandmas come around...she LOVES our lil dog(shes the most affectionate animal I've ever seen)



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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5880351 - 07/20/06 04:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

cute little guy (or is it girl?)


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Organic]
    #5880374 - 07/20/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

girl..I've never had a male dog actually(not by choice)


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5880633 - 07/20/06 08:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Dreamer987 said:
Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing




she's lucky she's not in jail on that one




That's the first thing that crossed my mind. Wonder if she really did call them?


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: MOTH]
    #5880744 - 07/20/06 09:12 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

lol thats classic. I love how there is a completely plausible explanation to every crazy story. How was the trip?


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5880956 - 07/20/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It's stories such as these that keep me out of the Pub to begin with :yesnod:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #5881017 - 07/20/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

why?


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