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OfflineDreamer987
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So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy
    #5876901 - 07/19/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

In a good way of course.
So apparently the other day she called me up, because she lost one of her dogs. I of course offered to help her look for it, and whatnot. She declined, and called me back later, to tell me that she had found the dog.(It was old, and had been sleeping in a bush outside) She of course decided to eat some acid to celebrate.

I just got the full story last night. Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing, to help the manhunt along. The cops pull her husband out of class, and tell him as much.


:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Your fucking crazy Ell, and thats why i  :heart: you.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5876906 - 07/19/06 08:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

She told the cops she lost her daughter to find her dog??



CELEBRATION!  :crazy2:


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OfflineClammyJoe
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Cowgold]
    #5876917 - 07/19/06 08:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That really doesn't even make sense. HURRAY!


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Offlinetheorganicdomino
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5876928 - 07/19/06 08:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This has whet my appetite...

I think Ellemeshshade needs to weigh in with an account of the events.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5876932 - 07/19/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hahahahah thats funny stuff.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Jumpy]
    #5876973 - 07/19/06 08:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ellemy did you kick that dog out so's you have good reason to trip? :nono:

:smirk:


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OfflineIamthewalrus
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Simisu]
    #5877241 - 07/19/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

lol she pmed me about her great night but she didn't mention anything about losing a dog etc :laugh: fill us in! :smile:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5877262 - 07/19/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

We are defintely going to need more details.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: blissedout]
    #5878114 - 07/19/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I agree totally. More details are needed asap!


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5878154 - 07/19/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

thats all i got


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OfflineJacquesCousteau
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5878159 - 07/19/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Oh man, totally awesome. I :heart: Ellemysh tripping on acid. :wink:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5878309 - 07/19/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

oh shady
i remember back in the day befor she had even smoked pot
now shes dropin cid and prank callin the 50
hehe
glad she found her puppy too :smile:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5878453 - 07/19/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

If the police thought they were looking for a child how were they going to find the dog? :shrug:


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5878462 - 07/19/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe she told them it was a really ugly deformed baby...


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5878467 - 07/19/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

A valid question.


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5878478 - 07/19/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing




she's lucky she's not in jail on that one


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5878491 - 07/19/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
she's lucky she's not in jail on that one



What is the penalty for making a false claim to the police, anyway?


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OfflineJacquesCousteau
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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5878498 - 07/19/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Dreamer987 said:
Apparently she had gotten the police involved, and may or may not have reported that her daughter Bambi was missing




she's lucky she's not in jail on that one




If she thought fast, (and acid has been known to do that to ya) she could say that she was slightly hysterical at the time and thinks of her dog as her daughter, so she said daughter by accident... :smile:

Girls can get away with crap like this. They're often hysterical. :wink: :runs away: ( :heart:! )


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Silversoul]
    #5878501 - 07/19/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

depends on the severity, she could serve a couple years in state if it were here, if the FBI were involved (kidnapping claim) that could get you up to 10


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Re: So Ellemeshshade is fucking crazy [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5878503 - 07/19/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

im nervous about meeting internet people but i kind of want to meet you guys one day. i'm still in south part of the city for a year or two more, and for some reason its been stuck in my head that i might be living near you guys. maybe a PM or something? my memory went out a long time ago


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