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I got smashed in the face today
    #5875971 - 07/18/06 11:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

im ok
i was sailing with my buddies
i was steering and it was pretty windy out so we where flying and i atemted to make a sharp right turn sending the boom (big metal bar that swings across the bottom of the sail) right into my mouth. i got hit very hard. i diddnt even see it coming. all i saw was a silver flash and then i was upside down in the water.
it literaly smashed me off the boat. im lucky i only got a fat lip and a sore jaw. and inch lower and i would be missing my front teeth for sure  :crazy:
but i will get by
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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5875978 - 07/18/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Are you a member of any yacht clubs?


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5875992 - 07/18/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

fuck no
altho there are 2 in my town :crazy:
i dont actualy sail. i only give it a go every once in a while. its fun but it requires alot of thinking :wink:


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5876100 - 07/19/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

sailing is cool

i've only ever done it in a little sunfish, though
none of those big fucking things

a relative of mine does single-man regattas and shit


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5876151 - 07/19/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i was just in a lazer hehe :grin:
not anything big or nuthin
still tho
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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5876164 - 07/19/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Glad your OK, I've done a bit of sailing. Hope to own another sail boat one day. Been 100 miles off shore by myself. Wish I could of stayed there.


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: KaptKid]
    #5876179 - 07/19/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Damn Bro. Sorry you got hit ... glad you still have teefs!!! lol.


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5876305 - 07/19/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yes, that boom can be a bitch. =)

Forgive me for noticing that your name is apropos.

I'm glad you got off light.

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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5876308 - 07/19/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

lazar as in the old wooden 18 foot sailboats?

I grew up sailing on at 27' ericcson...


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: Jim]
    #5876986 - 07/19/06 08:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

your lucky you were sailing somewhere close, you could have drowned if you were knocked out.


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: POTtismGOD]
    #5876988 - 07/19/06 08:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

your face is notapillow


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5878710 - 07/19/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Always turn so that the boom stays to the same side. That means if the wind is blowing North and your boom is on the west side you must turn east. This prevents the boom from sweeping over the boat and knocking you and passengers off and/or unconcious.


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5878729 - 07/19/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

well yeah i know to watch out for it. but it should be noted we wherent actualy "sailing" sailing. like with sweatervests and shit.
we where resurecting a game we used to play way back in the day on my freinds lagoon. back when we where like 10
one team has the sail boat. the aouther team tries to attack and steal the sail boat. not always the safest game . but always a fucking blast. i think this is the only time some one has gotten pretty hurt


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5878744 - 07/19/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I got smashed today too, but not in the face. :wink:

:faded: :puke:


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: pantsboy]
    #5878761 - 07/19/06 06:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what did you learn?


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5878765 - 07/19/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So although you are notapillow your face was likeapillow?

Glad you


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5878771 - 07/19/06 06:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I don't know man. Now that I've taken LSD I don't know what's real or not anymore. Everything just seems like a blurry illusion that tricks me into buying more coffee. Does the spiral have an end or does it jsut keep twisting into infinity?



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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: pantsboy]
    #5878779 - 07/19/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

no eventualy you come out the ass hole at the end.


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5878786 - 07/19/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



You sure about that?


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: pantsboy]
    #5878829 - 07/19/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

pretty sure.


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: notapillow]
    #5878836 - 07/19/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hey Fuck You!!!

:crankey:


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Re: I got smashed in the face today [Re: pantsboy]
    #5878851 - 07/19/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

damn stupid drunks and there cranky icons


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