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OfflinexDuckYouSuckerx
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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876014 - 07/18/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Shes got a sexy pussy.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5876016 - 07/18/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ah man, that's really fucked up.. I know. .

One of my best friends had sex with my ex-girlfriend (while I was still dating her).. he was tripping on DXM . . and that's the only reason why I can forgive him, it was fucked up.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5876017 - 07/18/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sins schmins. I deleted that part from the letter I'm sending her anyway.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876196 - 07/19/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Gumby said:
I can't motherfucking believe it. I was telling my best friend how I was going to meet with my ex this Thursday to give her shit back and get mine.

He says "Oh really? Hm"...."Dude, I need to tell you something so that you don't hear it from someone else. That weekend when *girl* was up here we were really drunk and ended up."
So I asked him if they had sex and he said yes. And it happened twice.

I'm so motherfucking angry right now words can not express it. I'm fucking livid with my friend, and I seriously hope my ex dies an awful death.

As far as I know, she doesn't know that I've found out. She still thinks we're meeting up this Thursday to trade our stuff. I'll let her think that. I'm going to give her shit back, alright.

I've already planned my revenge.
She left a suitcase at my house and a chemistry book that she needs to tutor people next semester. I've taken the liberty of cutting out every important section and equation. I'm also going to write a big note and tape it to the suit case. It'll read something like "To whom ever finds this: It should be known that *girl* had sex with my best friend. She also uses cocaine." She lives with her grandfather and mom. I'll deliver the suitcase right before her grandfather gets up to go to breakfast. He'll find it. I'll put the chemistry book inside of the suitcase with the following letter:

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I’m guessing that Fro told you that I found out about how you two had sex. That’s cool, I’m glad I know.
Your grandfather and mother also know. So do my parents and everyone who knows you. Don’t expect another job at Mary's house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be as much of a low down piece of shit as yourself.

To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’re a fucking stupid slut, I knew that after the night at the bar. God knows how many people you’ve fucked since then and what kind of diseases you’ve contracted. I actually feel sorry for Fro because he had sex with your skanky self and probably has what you have now. Oh well, it serves both of you right.

I never expected that you’d be such a low scumbag that you’d have sex with my best friend. I've heard your back on coke again. You are a fucking despicable human being. I’ve never hated anyone more than I hate you.

I head the reason you were upset and acting distant is because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again). You claim it was a “double standard.” Are you so fucking stupid that you done understand the concept of a double standard? I was there watching you slut it up at the bar. You weren’t there with me the night I went skinny dipping. Besides, what I did was completely platonic, you were a whore. There’s a big difference, you fucktard.

I hope your last year at school goes horrible. Knowing your newly acquired alcoholic slut like ways, there’s probably no need to hope for that. I wish nothing but the worst for you in your future. Well, maybe that’s not true. I hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.

Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Whore.

Oh, by the way, I had sex with the girl from spring break. We also had sex again after you and I were back together. And you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before.





Ah yes. Just read that letter again, I feel a little better. I'm going to go lift some weights.

Comments?




DUDE





care if i plagiarize that letter? i just caught my ex, again today... after her telling me she wants to marry me last night.

either way, kudos to you. girls lie.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876212 - 07/19/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Gumby  :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:

My best friends ex offered me some once. Sex is not worth betraying someone who has always been there through thick and thin.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: KaptKid]
    #5876222 - 07/19/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Iamthewalrus writes:
"I agree completely...no wonder rhys considers u a good friend"

Aww. You know Rhys? Where is that woman? Her AIM icon is sorely missed.

Gumby writes:
"But I didn't I said that shit out of spite. Read the whole post. I'd NEVER cheat on a girl. I'm a much more decent human being than that. "

Wups. Shit. My bad. I have a tendency to miss details like that.

In that case I can only suggest that karma is a bitch. Whenever I dislike someone enough to want to do damage, I think to myself, "what are you going to do to them that they're not going to do to themselves?" As for the times I decided revenge was a wise path, I can't remember a single one that I felt good about.

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876454 - 07/19/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

shes gorgeous..but man I learned pretty quickly that no matter how gorgeous or sexual a girl is if she treats u like shit it ain't worth it...its all about whats on the inside bro(plus there are really good looking sweeties out there)


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: splifner180]
    #5876460 - 07/19/06 03:22 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ya man :smile: she talks about u occasionally...always good things to say :smile: she thinks your a good guy :smile:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5876556 - 07/19/06 04:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

As far as the "best" friend goes, I'll get over it, but never forgive him. He feels awful about it. But I keep asking my self, how awful can he really feel if he did it twice?



maybe he just didn't know you still had feelings for her; you obviously do. Otherwise you would be happy for your friend that he got laid :thumbup:

just forgive your friend man, you ended that relationship 1 1/2 month ago. (although I can imagine it sucks to find out something like that, my guess is you didn't make clear to your friend that you still really cared about her. If he really knew he probably wouldn't have done it.)


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5877723 - 07/19/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Here you go:








:rotfl:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5878689 - 07/19/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

make sure to put a gigantic novelty sized dong in the suitcase


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5878704 - 07/19/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

well that was a nice surprise.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5879063 - 07/19/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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passitbobbie said:
make sure to put a gigantic novelty sized dong in the suitcase




LOL where the hell is that big ass dick smiley?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5879115 - 07/19/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

passitbobbie said:
make sure to put a gigantic novelty sized dong in the suitcase




She'd probably use it, the whore.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5879158 - 07/19/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #5879168 - 07/19/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Then send her one of those full-sized latex fists. =)

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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6524276 - 02/02/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

So hey, how did that revenge work out?


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6524375 - 02/02/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Damn that sucks. I feel the best way to break up with a girl is do it as humble as possible, it makes them feel like such shit when you were the good guy and broke it off mature. I will not go out with someone unless I know I will not be interested in other girls. I think cheating is the most fucked up and wrong thing in the world. It can really hurt someone. However, you guys wernt honest to each other so, maybe its for the best.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #6526913 - 02/03/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Eh, I took the higher road and decided not to send her the letter. She probably would have killed herself if she read it (unstable mentally).

I've got a new girlfriend who is sane and things are going well.

...If the ex died tomorrow though, I'd still throw a big "the bitch is dead" party.


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Re: My ex had sex with my best friend. Fucking fuck! [Re: Gumby]
    #6526993 - 02/03/07 04:24 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You sound like you care wayyy too much in that letter. I agree with the other guy, you're like boarder line psycho ex boyfriend right now. People fuck people over in life, that's what makes the world go 'round. You can either take it like a man and move on or waste your time trying to "get back" by writing long letters and cutting out shit she uses for education or some other childish shit. Chances are, she's not going to feel any worse after all that. Instead, I'm sure she, and her entire family, are going to think of you as a childish psycho ex.

Try to be the bigger person here, or at least don't display your emotions so very easily. Best way to get back at her is to fuck one of her friends and call it a day.


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