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Funny things to say to people while tripsitting...
#5874204 - 07/18/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey, you dropped something...
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passitbobbie
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Newbie]
#5874214 - 07/18/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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On a mindblowing, anxious come-up I find it always works to say in your best baritone "I AM SATAN WELCOME TO YOUR PERSONAL HELL" then proceed to slap the shit out of them while yelling "SALLY HO!" really loud.... that should do the trick.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: passitbobbie]
#5874223 - 07/18/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh, the best thing to do is pretend someone is calling you on the phone and then tell them that it was the police and their parents just died. It's a classic that always works.
Oh yeah BTW I was being sarcastic, I'm not that big of a douche.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Lizard_King12034]
#5874260 - 07/18/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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since we sucessfully hijacked this thread to the "crappy things to say while tripsitting" I will relate an experience. I was doing an incredibly high dose of LSA my first time quite by accident 14 seeds. My friend was "tripsitting" with some 2c-I. He's like you know we should start up a business selling bandwidth. I was like ok what bandwidth. He was like porno. I was like what do you mean. He was like well we are going to start a porno web ring. I'm like I dunno man thats pretty fucked up. He's like you don't have to be in a porno we are just buying and selling bandwidth. So if we are going to be in the porno web ring business you have to be able to say porno web ring. Commence an hour and a half of trying to say porno web ring without flipping the fuck out. Before I was like dude your fucking nuts I told you no fucking porno web rings.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: passitbobbie]
#5874481 - 07/18/06 06:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha thats one hell of a weird story
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: today mylove]
#5874497 - 07/18/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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its good to talk in a really deep voice and talk really slow...that usually tweaks people out...
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: imtank]
#5874507 - 07/18/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The funny thing I heard was on NYPD Blue. The cops arrested a dude who was tripping. This dude says to the the cops "you know what your problem is man, you're a cartoon"
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Newbie
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: imtank]
#5874510 - 07/18/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I also talk with echoes. It sets everyone into a rolling laughter, and probably sounds pretty damn cool
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Newbie]
#5874548 - 07/18/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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sorrow is the key that frees our tears from eye-jail
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Newbie]
#5874578 - 07/18/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like to say complicated metaphors and symbolic phrases.
Like: the wall is crawling, have u lost your mind?, and quoting Apocalypse now, "did you know if is the middle word in life?".
One time I was at a friend house in a smoking circle, and she had a pillow that was square. Well I spend about 10 minutes trying to comprehend the reasons for a square pillow out loud and every one in the circle was laughing so hard at what I was saying. lol.
But seriously... whats the purpose of a small square pillow.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: BlindLemon]
#5874652 - 07/18/06 06:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha I think it's important to be a 'good' trip sitter...
I've never have done that for anyone though.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Phishe]
#5874677 - 07/18/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The worst thing I've ever done was connect a camera to the TV, and point it on my friend while he was staring at the TV. The Camera gave him red eyes, but he was too far into level 5 to even really worry about it.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Newbie]
#5874704 - 07/18/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i dont like people fuckin with me while tripping, but........ it'd be funny to start narrating everything your doin "i was sitting watching (name) trip his balls off in a dark room, his pupils where huge and all glazy lookin. I grew thirsty and decided to ask (name) if he was thirsty.....(name) are you thirsty?" what the fuck are you doin man? "(name) was obviously well into his trip, i figured id bring a water to him anyway to stay rehydrated... he looked at me upon my return into the room and began laughin hysterically" stop dude!!!!! "this must be a side effect fo the trip .." so on so forth.........
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: HarvestTheBrain]
#5875080 - 07/18/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha, I like that one Harvest the Brain. But seriously to the rest of you... tripsitting is not an opportunity to fuck with your so-called "friends" - even if normally they wouldn't care or can shake off a good joke. Emotions run HIGH on psychedelics and you can set off some strange/unwanted vibes for the rest of the trip, which sucks. This is another reason its important to be with people you're totally comfortable around if you're taking a decent dose.
In my experience people trying to fuck with me always gets really annoying really fast - only people who are also tripping seem to be on the same level in order to fuck around and joke and stuff. You might be trying to make the experience enjoyable -with the purest of intentions - but sometimes you're just not as funny or clever as you think... and the tripping person is VERY UNLIKELY to have the courage to tell you to shut up, being in a highly volatile and empathetic emotional state.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: kake]
#5875110 - 07/18/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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One time my friend (who introduced me to Lucy) just turned to me as I was peaking hardcore, and shouted, "What are you doing with your life! Does this make you happy?! Are you a better person for doing this?! Answer me! On mushrooms that would have scared the piss out of me but on acid, I thought about his questions and replied, "Yeah..actually. This has helped me to think less about myself and more about others and the world around me. I thought about it and smiled, "I am a better person for having done this. It instilled something very warm and positive on my once shallow, empty heart and I can truly say I'm a better person for having used LSD.
Edited by Newbie (07/18/06 08:22 PM)
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Newbie]
#5875380 - 07/18/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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one time I was on 2 hits of shitty DOB that fucked me RIGHT up really bad.
Some little kid who annoys the piss out of me every other day was following me around all night making puking noises and saying fucked up shit like "has anyone seen my legs?" and I said I needed water so he brought me an empty milk container (milk was thrown out because it was off) filled with water.
That fucked my night right up for me.
I think if the tripper is laughing and obviously having a good time, its cool not to fuck with them, but if they say "DUDE! are you fucking with me?" you need to let them know otherwise they can just shit themselves scared.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: indica]
#5875655 - 07/18/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I convinced someone to count a big cup full of pennies through mere repetative suggestion worked casually into conversation... They absolutely hated me and I would have stopped if they weren't laughing the whole time...
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Newbie]
#5875691 - 07/18/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
NewbieShroomie said: One time my friend (who introduced me to Lucy) just turned to me as I was peaking hardcore, and shouted,
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: RPGreg2600]
#5875864 - 07/18/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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During the peak of my first lsd trip my sitter proclaimed "Well,according to the newspapers it turns out that you are in fact Jesus Christ himself.."
I believed it alright, talk about megalomania.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Sigma]
#5875920 - 07/18/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sigma said: During the peak of my first lsd trip my sitter proclaimed "Well,according to the newspapers it turns out that you are in fact Jesus Christ himself.."
I believed it alright, talk about megalomania.
I've had similar experiences also, but quite different at the same time.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: indica]
#5878860 - 07/19/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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No offense but you are a robot, aren't you?
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: EndlessNameless]
#5878951 - 07/19/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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just swing knives violently and scream fucked up shit in front of someone peaking on a lot of acid! yay
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: onetwo4]
#5878958 - 07/19/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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start quoting fear and loathing in las vegas randomly
"NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY... THIS IS A VERY OMINOUS ASSIGNMENT! WE HAVE INSTRUCTIONS FROM HEADQUARTERS TO... CAN YOU HEAR ME? DO YOU WANT SOME BEER? HOW ABOUT SOME ETHER?" or "BACK YOU PIGFUCKER! I AM AHAB" and other random shit
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: indica]
#5878986 - 07/19/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My friends and I like to call out loudly whatever the fuck is in our head at the moment. The funnier sounding the better. I remember I said: Goblin Zepplin and Donkey Punch often.
Lines from Adult Swim shows are also great. "Where's the meat, this is just a bone?" "They're Aztecs, aren't they?" "I need the pills to make the phone calls go away." "Ice-MUTHAFUCKING-cream."
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: StickyWater]
#5879136 - 07/19/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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StickyWater said: I convinced someone to count a big cup full of pennies through mere repetative suggestion worked casually into conversation... They absolutely hated me and I would have stopped if they weren't laughing the whole time...
Im not one to fuck with peoples trip but this intrests me. I have to try it.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: musicturkey]
#5882174 - 07/20/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I am a sitter more often than a tripper and in very calm and smoothe wording (sometimes almost a whisper) I try to help people expand or change their view of reality; Reality as you know it is a myth that has not yet been questioned Life can be a vicious circle or an enlightening spiral...you decide etc, etc, most people I sit for will not do HARD psychedelics (DMT, Salvia) witrhout me, I am no shaman or anything like that, but it's important when sitting to develop trust and NEVER defy it.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: ngnyus]
#5882253 - 07/20/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I ussually talk to friends on the phone while they are tripping and just say "I AM THE LORD SATAN!!!" which ussually sends them into fits of laughter. I wouldnt do it if i knew it would scare them.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5882612 - 07/20/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL @ ur sig pic!
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: HarvestTheBrain]
#5886727 - 07/22/06 05:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
HarvestTheBrain said: i dont like people fuckin with me while tripping, but........ it'd be funny to start narrating everything your doin "i was sitting watching (name) trip his balls off in a dark room, his pupils where huge and all glazy lookin. I grew thirsty and decided to ask (name) if he was thirsty.....(name) are you thirsty?" what the fuck are you doin man? "(name) was obviously well into his trip, i figured id bring a water to him anyway to stay rehydrated... he looked at me upon my return into the room and began laughin hysterically" stop dude!!!!! "this must be a side effect fo the trip .." so on so forth.........
hahahahahaha... i found that funny.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: kake]
#5887381 - 07/22/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh I like to show tripping people scary horrible pictures of the guts pouring out of zombies, or skeletal apparitions. If they happen to be animated .gifs, so much the better. I get a good laugh out of that. Also talking about guns and crack tends to set the appropriate mood for eating shrooms.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Harmonic_Order]
#5887422 - 07/22/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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^--- that cat kicks ass. Starts doing the crazyist stuff when your on a few hits of LSD and space out on it
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: kaniz]
#5887675 - 07/22/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Of course you can always say *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* while tripsitting. If you have paws and a tail, that is.
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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Harmonic_Order]
#5887745 - 07/22/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's really funny trying to get people to do things for you without them realizing their actually doing everything for you. I've had a friend going for about 45 minutes before he relized what I was doing. He thought it was funny shit though.
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