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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: indica]
    #5878860 - 07/19/06 07:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

No offense but you are a robot, aren't you?


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: EndlessNameless]
    #5878951 - 07/19/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

just swing knives violently and scream fucked up shit in front of someone peaking on a lot of acid! yay


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: onetwo4]
    #5878958 - 07/19/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

start quoting fear and loathing in las vegas randomly

"NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY... THIS IS A VERY OMINOUS ASSIGNMENT! WE HAVE INSTRUCTIONS FROM HEADQUARTERS TO... CAN YOU HEAR ME? DO YOU WANT SOME BEER? HOW ABOUT SOME ETHER?" or "BACK YOU PIGFUCKER! I AM AHAB" and other random shit


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: indica]
    #5878986 - 07/19/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

My friends and I like to call out loudly whatever the fuck is in our head at the moment. The funnier sounding the better. I remember I said: Goblin Zepplin and Donkey Punch often.

Lines from Adult Swim shows are also great. "Where's the meat, this is just a bone?" "They're Aztecs, aren't they?" "I need the pills to make the phone calls go away." "Ice-MUTHAFUCKING-cream."


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: StickyWater]
    #5879136 - 07/19/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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StickyWater said:
I convinced someone to count a big cup full of pennies through mere repetative suggestion worked casually into conversation... They absolutely hated me and I would have stopped if they weren't laughing the whole time...




Im not one to fuck with peoples trip but this intrests me. I have to try it.


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: musicturkey]
    #5882174 - 07/20/06 06:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I am a sitter more often than a tripper and in very calm and smoothe wording (sometimes almost a whisper) I try to help people expand or change their view of reality;
Reality as you know it is a myth that has not yet been questioned
Life can be a vicious circle or an enlightening spiral...you decide
etc, etc, most people I sit for will not do HARD psychedelics (DMT, Salvia) witrhout me, I am no shaman or anything like that, but it's important when sitting to develop trust and NEVER defy it.


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: ngnyus]
    #5882253 - 07/20/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I ussually talk to friends on the phone while they are tripping and just say "I AM THE LORD SATAN!!!" which ussually sends them into fits of laughter. I wouldnt do it if i knew it would scare them.


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #5882612 - 07/20/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

LOL @ ur sig pic!


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: HarvestTheBrain]
    #5886727 - 07/22/06 05:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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HarvestTheBrain said:
i dont like people fuckin with me while tripping, but........
it'd be funny to start narrating everything your doin
"i was sitting watching (name) trip his balls off in a dark room, his pupils where huge and all glazy lookin. I grew thirsty and decided to ask (name) if he was thirsty.....(name) are you thirsty?"
what the fuck are you doin man?
"(name) was obviously well into his trip, i figured id bring a water to him anyway to stay rehydrated... he looked at me upon my return into the room and began laughin hysterically"
stop dude!!!!!
"this must be a side effect fo the trip .."
so on so forth.........



hahahahahaha... i found that funny.


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: kake]
    #5887381 - 07/22/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Oh I like to show tripping people scary horrible pictures of the guts pouring out of zombies, or skeletal apparitions. If they happen to be animated .gifs, so much the better. I get a good laugh out of that. Also talking about guns and crack tends to set the appropriate mood for eating shrooms.

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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Harmonic_Order]
    #5887422 - 07/22/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

^--- that cat kicks ass. Starts doing the crazyist stuff when your on a few hits of LSD and space out on it :smile:


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: kaniz]
    #5887675 - 07/22/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Of course you can always say
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
while tripsitting.
If you have paws and a tail, that is.


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Re: Funny things to say to people while tripsitting... [Re: Harmonic_Order]
    #5887745 - 07/22/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

It's really funny trying to get people to do things for you without them realizing their actually doing everything for you. I've had a friend going for about 45 minutes before he relized what I was doing. He thought it was funny shit though.


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