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LuNaTiX
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Its official, im crazy
#5873278 - 07/18/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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This test even told me so, I made 66%
http://www.schizophrenia.com/sztest/survey2.php
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Yale Medical School PRIME Screening Test Result: POSITIVE
Your answers to the schizophrenia screening test suggest that you could benefit from more in-depth professional psychiatric evaluation. Remember that having a positive screen does not necessarily mean that you have the early symptoms of schizophrenia or psychosis. The positive screen could be a false positive. To be diagnosed as having the early phase of psychosis or schizophrenia (called the “prodromal phase” of the illness), you would need to have a diagnostic visit with a qualified psychiatrist or psychologist.
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Rhysaboveit
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5873350 - 07/18/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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holy fuck, so did i.
thats odd.
maybe it just gives everyone 66%? or, of course. i might just be crazy too.
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LuNaTiX
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5873354 - 07/18/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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*high five*
I did the test again and it gave me 66% too, I thought it was just because of a leftover cookie or something, but maybe your right and it always gives 66%
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mikeownow
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5873374 - 07/18/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your answers to the schizophrenia screening test DO NOT suggest that you have the early signs of psychosis or schizophrenia.
However, remember that having a negative screening test result does not necessarily mean that you definitely do not have the early phase of schizophrenia or psychosis. The negative screening test results could be a false negative .
In early testing this PRIME Screen test suggested that it would “miss” 24% of people who are in their early symptoms of schizophrenia or psychosis, so if you or your family members are very concerned you might consider going for a diagnostic evaluation even if your screen is negative. If you do choose to get follow up evaluation, please print this page out and take it with you to the diagnosis and treatment center that is closest to you. It may provide information that will help the center more quickly start a more in-depth evaluation and get the most accurate diagnosis for you.
To contact the closest early psychosis and schizophrenia diagnosis and treatment centers listed here: Worldwide Early Diagnosis and Treatment Centers for Schizophrenia and Psychosis
If you are not near any of the Early Diagnosis and Treatment Centers (or other university-affiliated psychiatric hospitals in the US) - then you may need to contact a local psychiatrist, ideally one who is experienced with schizophrenia and recommended by someone you trust. For more information on how you might find a good psychiatrist or other mental health professional - see "Finding and Working with a psychiatrist"
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mikeownow
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: mikeownow]
#5873378 - 07/18/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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oops lol I thought defonutly dissagree was defonutly agree hahaha I DID THE TEST FUCKING BACKWARDS>!
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Rhysaboveit
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: mikeownow]
#5873385 - 07/18/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude, it looks like we are nuts!
Alright ill start making the tinfoil hats, you get the intergalactic washing machine ready for take off.
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mikeownow
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: mikeownow]
#5873391 - 07/18/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hear shit I see metalic lines shoot down stuff in my vission and if I am looking at the sky they somehow do it anyway.
I am fucking nuts I know it.
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king_cobra
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5873400 - 07/18/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i just put each answer on "definitely agree" and still got 66%..
anways, i don't need an online test to know that im crazy.
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LuNaTiX
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: king_cobra]
#5873419 - 07/18/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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MXNR
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5873446 - 07/18/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You guys believe you have supernatural powers?
Could you please post the questions and how you answered them? I think the test is very good (for a quickie) and am amazed at anyone who would even slightly agree with most of those questions.
Maybe it's time to lay off the drugs a bit?
Note: I'm not trying to ridicule anyone with mental illness and wish them the best of luck, but if you even slightly agree with most of these questions, you def should stay away from mind-altering substances, your grasp on reality is slipping.
Peace out.
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Edited by MXNR (07/18/06 01:42 PM)
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mikeownow
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: mikeownow]
#5873569 - 07/18/06 01:59 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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well I guessed wich hand the ball was in that my friend was hideing behind his back and then he would pull both hands out and say wich was it in and I guessed rite 30 out of 30 times then we got bored. Then I bought scratch a ticket and wone 15 bucks off of a 1 dollar ticket. I am supernatural.
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MXNR
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: mikeownow]
#5873596 - 07/18/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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MAKE MONEY OFF THE MARKETS IF YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!
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ClammyJoe
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: MXNR]
#5873610 - 07/18/06 02:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I failed the crazy test. Although I do sometimes freak out over people reading my thoughts, and reality is always kinda in and out foe me.
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barfightlard
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5873625 - 07/18/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im 66% crazy too, right on.
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: MXNR]
#5873628 - 07/18/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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2. I think that I might be able to predict the future.
Yeah, anyone can...it's called "science" 
I thought that entire test was stupid and worded horribly imprecisely.
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mikeownow
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: mikeownow]
#5873632 - 07/18/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to always frear that people can hear my toughts and I ended up getting the idea that maybe my life was like the truman show for a wile lol
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Amatoxin
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5873647 - 07/18/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yale Medical School PRIME Screening Test Result: NEGATIVE
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: mikeownow]
#5873653 - 07/18/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is there anyone who didn't get 66%?
I did too. I think that everyone's got a little crazy in them... I didn't need a test to tell me that.
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MXNR
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: Samuel]
#5873668 - 07/18/06 02:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes, I screened negative, because I am not crazy. (so say the test!)
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Amatoxin
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5873772 - 07/18/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5875066 - 07/18/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mine Was Negative..I knew that anyway, how stupid..
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eris
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: king_cobra]
#5875079 - 07/18/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
king_cobra said: i don't need an online test to know that im crazy.
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musicturkey
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: eris]
#5875149 - 07/18/06 08:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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BLAST!!!! 66% on the first test too!
2nd test... Your Score Is 6 of a possible score of 30
The average score for men in the age range under 30 is 10.
Edited by musicturkey (07/18/06 08:25 PM)
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suhail
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#21206082 - 01/31/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Schizophrenia made me mad but tracking my improvements. It is difficult to concentrate on reality. Scored normal in this quiz http://illnessquiz.com/schizophrenia-test/
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lowbrow
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: suhail]
#21206616 - 01/31/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Your also a necromancer.
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euphoricpoison
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: king_cobra]
#21207130 - 01/31/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
king_cobra said: i just put each answer on "definitely agree" and still got 66%..
anways, i don't need an online test to know that im crazy. 
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zZZz
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: LuNaTiX]
#21207260 - 01/31/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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wtf that test is dumb
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Ezuma
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: zZZz]
#21208145 - 01/31/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mine wouldn't load the results page... I answer disagree to everything though so I seem to be sane
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Blend
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: trendal]
#21208618 - 01/31/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said: 2. I think that I might be able to predict the future.
Yeah, anyone can...it's called "science" 
I thought that entire test was stupid and worded horribly imprecisely.
Indeed.
5. I think that I may get confused at times whether something I experience or perceive may be real or may be just part of my imagination or dreams.
This is common and has to do with the way the brain functions normally.
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Re: Its official, im crazy [Re: Blend]
#21210185 - 02/01/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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In shamanism schizophrenia isn't viewed as craziness but instead as a gift and a median between the spirit world and this world.
Not saying it's cool to have but I dont think schizophrenia makes you crazy , I think if you don't accept it you start to believe your crazy and begin to drive yourself crazy.
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