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Piss test question
    #5871352 - 07/17/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

so I have to take a piss test for a new job I am starting and this guy peee peed in a cup for me... now my question is.. wil they know its not my pee because its not girl pee??


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871367 - 07/17/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

u r fuxed


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871381 - 07/17/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No.


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Re: Piss test question [Re: eris]
    #5871384 - 07/17/06 10:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

id be more worried about how old the pee is and if the guy you got it from is really completely clean...

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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871396 - 07/17/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I thought girls didn't pee?

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Re: Piss test question [Re: DNKYD]
    #5871405 - 07/17/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Make sure it is at the correct temp when you go in or your busted.


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Re: Piss test question [Re: AliceDee]
    #5871407 - 07/17/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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id be more worried about how old the pee is and if the guy you got it from is really completely clean...



Oh I know he is for sure clean! lol my friend made her 12 year old pee in a cup.. I just got it tonight.. does it go bad fast??? Dont feel bad for the 12 year old I gave him $20 lol


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871410 - 07/17/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

LOL... you guys made a kid pee in a cup and paid him? Did he wonder what it was for?

Some drug tests could check for temperature to see if the sample is valid by the way.


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871417 - 07/17/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ya it goes bad fast... u should use it within at the most 6 hours... ive done shit like this before and i only waited 30 minutes by the time it was in the cup... really depends on how extensive the test it tho so im not really sure...

lol i wonder what that kid is thinking about some crazy lady paying him for his urine! hah

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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871431 - 07/17/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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wil they know its not my pee because its not girl pee??




I thought there was a difference between male and female urine... hormones n stuff???


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Re: Piss test question [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5871439 - 07/17/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

There could be but would they really go through the trouble of checking to see what sex the piss is?


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Re: Piss test question [Re: AliceDee]
    #5871441 - 07/17/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lol prolly he was really cool about it though he knows his parents smoke weed.. about the temp thing.. I have that covered!! thremo. and everything is ready to go!!thanks for the help yall!! I love you guys :heart:


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871442 - 07/17/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Oh I know he is for sure clean! lol my friend made her 12 year old pee in a cup.. I just got it tonight.. does it go bad fast??? Dont feel bad for the 12 year old I gave him $20 lol




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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871445 - 07/17/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

A lot of the tests are cheap, my gf used food coloring and water and still passed LOL.

They had no idea it was fake...


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Re: Piss test question [Re: eris]
    #5871454 - 07/17/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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There could be but would they really go through the trouble of checking to see what sex the piss is?




I dunno, piss tests are practicaly unheard of here but it's a thought...


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Re: Piss test question [Re: eris]
    #5871465 - 07/17/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ahh, sounds like she should be ok then so long as the temps about right


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Re: Piss test question [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5871473 - 07/17/06 10:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I so can't wait to get this shit over with!!


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Re: Piss test question [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5871474 - 07/17/06 10:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt that the capability is there.. but I would imagine that it would require some advanced methods to determine sex from a urine sample.
It would probably cost a lot more to have that in there.. I doubt that they would bother wasting the money and resources on keeping druggies honest. They probably save that for rape or murder cases.


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Re: Piss test question [Re: eris]
    #5871482 - 07/17/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The job is for a Car dealership


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Re: Piss test question [Re: eris]
    #5871497 - 07/17/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

she'll get busted for having old pee before she gets busted for having guy pee....

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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871503 - 07/17/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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The job is for a Car dealership




I thought you'd just got a job as team leader in a call centre? Nationwide or something... :confused:


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Re: Piss test question [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5871511 - 07/17/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I did but I got a job offer while working for nationwide because I was pulling so many leads in and this place I am going to go work for is offering me a lot more money!! a lot more! and a company car.. you have to go where the moeny takes you


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5871541 - 07/17/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I took a test today and I know for a fact they checked to make sure it was between 90-100 degrees F. They also use litmus strips to check a bunch of things like sugar levels, protein and stuff like that, don't know about hormones, then seal it and send it out.

Wish me luck and I'll wish you luck :smile:

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Re: Piss test question [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5871682 - 07/17/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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wil they know its not my pee because its not girl pee??




I thought there was a difference between male and female urine... hormones n stuff???




There is. That's why pregnancy test work. Think about how cheap pregnancy tests are.

It's not that costly to make a quick check that hormones match up with the sex of the person being tested. If the lab doing the testing is decent, they'll probably do a hormone test too. It's effortless and cheap.

Sorry to burst any bubbles.

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Re: Piss test question [Re: Gumby]
    #5871693 - 07/17/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

haha you smartass, I lost all faith in quality of drug tests after seeing people give them pure water and passing. LOL


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Re: Piss test question [Re: DNKYD]
    #5871700 - 07/17/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I thought girls didn't pee?




of course they "pee pee" thats rediculous...taking a shit is what they dont do


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Re: Piss test question [Re: DeathCompany]
    #5871706 - 07/17/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

They also like to hold gas in until they are miserable. I say let it out!


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Re: Piss test question [Re: eris]
    #5871746 - 07/17/06 11:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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haha you smartass, I lost all faith in quality of drug tests after seeing people give them pure water and passing. LOL




It all depends on the job, really. It depends on if the company is willing to shell out the extra 5-10 dollars(probably much less) to check for hormones and/or urea content. I guess your girlfriend got lucky :smile:

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Re: Piss test question [Re: Gumby]
    #5871758 - 07/17/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:shrug:

I've never really heard of them doing that.


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Re: Piss test question [Re: eris]
    #5872556 - 07/18/06 06:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

okay yall I am off to take my pee pee test!!! Wish me luck!!!! I am so nervous. SOmeone told me that by checking the hormone levels and such is a violation of my privacy. I dont know how true that is but shit I hope they are right


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5872587 - 07/18/06 07:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

meth is bad.


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5872604 - 07/18/06 07:22 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. According to these tests you're a 12 year old boy, and frankly, that's against the law."


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Re: Piss test question [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5872811 - 07/18/06 09:22 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hahah I forgot my id I have to go back! lol now wish me good luck!!
by the way I dont do meth silly mrabbit// Just a pot head


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Re: Piss test question [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5879385 - 07/19/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

any news yet?


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Re: Piss test question [Re: unseenat17]
    #5879416 - 07/19/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Good luck with the urine!!!


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Re: Piss test question [Re: unseenat17]
    #5879419 - 07/19/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Not this thread again.. :rofl2:


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