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OfflineGetBakedOrDieTry
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what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy?
    #5866594 - 07/16/06 06:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Lets say ur 16 with an underage i.d, you find your hot female teacher at a "down under" club, pretty drunk, making out with another guy besides her husband, her hand on his crouch... you have a camera on you and she still doesn't notice u until u take a picture of her making out... from then on is your choice... what would u do? please make it funny and long by teh way.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5866670 - 07/16/06 06:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Pics please.


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5866683 - 07/16/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you are 16?? BANSTICK!


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Invisiblebadchad
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5866698 - 07/16/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Here's what I would do, but my plan takes patience.

Wait until you graduated to avoid negative ramifications. Then I'd do the following:

1. Blackmail the teacher by threatening to send the pics to her husband unless she gave me money.

2. Inform the husband you have "pictures of his wife he'd be interested in" and then charge him money for the pics.

3. Collect money from both parties.

4. Mail the pics to her husband, while staking out the place with a video camera.

5. Record the ensuing hilarity. Then sell the tape to get even more money.


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OfflineIamthewalrus
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5866776 - 07/16/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I feel bad for the husband..maybe have a lil chat with her and maybe find out if this was a 1 time mistake or something consistent...man I can't help but think she might offer some rewards for keeping quiet...would be legal in canada(still feel bad for the hubby tho)

we have one of the lowest age of consent(sp?) in the world actually

14 - female/male
14 - female/female
18 - male/male(guess cause of the std factor /me shrugs)

why do I know this? I got into an discussion with my ex when we first met...I had been told it was 16 and she said it was 14 and that she just learned this in some law class she took...so she found a website that had all the legal ages for the world...the us is kinda patchy...some places its 16 by state law but I'm pretty sure its 18 on the federal level if I remember correctly...that whole state law vs federal law is such a crock of shit


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OfflineIamthewalrus
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #5866790 - 07/16/06 06:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

actually I'm pretty sure its 18 for female/male anal lol


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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5866799 - 07/16/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Blackmail her, fuck her, take better pics, sell them to the husband. Move out of state so that no interested parties decide to take agun to you.


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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5866802 - 07/16/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

with no romantic involvement or even a serious friendship relationship, i say leave it the fuck alone. You have no business sticking your nose where it doesnt belong, for all you know her husband is into her picking up random dudes at a bar. Not only that you could possibly be endangering your teachers job if other shit is uncovered due to the cheating. That may be stretching it a bit, but, it's always best to think of every angle. IMO i say just let it be and store it away if you need to use it one day.


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Offlinederyl
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5866872 - 07/16/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I actually had a similar situation happen to me, except with a male teacher and a female student.

at the high school I attended you could be expelled for alcohol violations, on campus or off. I was at a party in a nearby college town one weekend, doing some drinking, a lot of drinking actually and having a great time enjoying myself without worrying about expulsion.

all of the sudden I walk into a room of the house I hadn't been all night, and lo and behold an English teacher from my school was getting a little frisky with a female student who was of age, but still enrolled.

We both caught each other's eyes and shared a brief "we're fucked" expression. So I walk over to the guy and say "if you didn't see anything, I didn't either." to which he agreed and I promptly exited.

never heard anything more...

that sort of thing has happened to me a few times.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5866875 - 07/16/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I would masturbate. This is what I do everyday, so such a picture would make no impact upon my sex life.


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Invisiblebuckwheat
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: badchad]
    #5866906 - 07/16/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

badchad said:
Here's what I would do, but my plan takes patience.

Wait until you graduated to avoid negative ramifications.  Then I'd do the following:

1. Blackmail the teacher by threatening to send the pics to her husband unless she gave me money.

2. Inform the husband you have "pictures of his wife he'd be interested in" and then charge him money for the pics.

3. Collect money from both parties.

4. Mail the pics to her husband, while staking out the place with a video camera.

5. Record the ensuing hilarity.  Then sell the tape to get even more money.




:congrats:


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: buckwheat]
    #5866919 - 07/16/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ask the teacher for sex if she's hot.


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5866921 - 07/16/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Then send THOSE pictures to the husband.


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Offlinesplifner180
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5867156 - 07/16/06 08:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'd stay out of it. Maybe she's in an open relationship, whatever, none of your business.

splif


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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: splifner180]
    #5867191 - 07/16/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

She just made it his business, IE, he's going to be selling her pictures on the internet.

:whacker:


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5867205 - 07/16/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy?

Post it on the Shroomery before I got banned for being underage.


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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5867219 - 07/16/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5867567 - 07/16/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I would avoid implying that I was 16 on a message board that requires members to be 18 or over.


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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5867593 - 07/16/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'd probably ban you from the Shroomery.

No wait.

I will ban you from the Shroomery.

Later mang. Come back in 2 years.


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Re: what would u do if u had a picture of ur hot female teacher cheating with a guy? [Re: GetBakedOrDieTry]
    #5867629 - 07/16/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

GetBakedOrDieTry said:
Lets say ur 16 with an underage i.d, you find your hot female teacher at a "down under" club, pretty drunk, making out with another guy besides her husband, her hand on his crouch... you have a camera on you and she still doesn't notice u until u take a picture of her making out... from then on is your choice... what would u do? please make it funny and long by teh way.



blackmail her

then fuck her, taking pictures, and video

then blackmail her with that, too


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
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