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Penguarky Tunguin
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Fucking English Teacher
#5865456 - 07/16/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have to rewrite my essay on personal use of psychedelic mushrooms. In one paragraph I'm describing how I ingest them and I have this line: "Placed directly in front of me, on the glass coffee table of my living room, sits a plate."
She actually wrote on the page, circling the entire paragraph: "I need to know where you are here, location."
What the fuck?
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Hamstercut
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lol, you would figure that the teacher would say that was inappropriate.
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goobler
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she wants to party, its obvious
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hahaha
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You just told her " on the glass coffee table of my 'living room' "
Sounds like she's trying to stitch you up, but if she wanted to know where you live she could probably find out easy so i don't know what she's doing. Why are you writing an essay about your illegal activitys, that doesn't sound very wise.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Fucking English Teacher [Re: goobler]
#5865484 - 07/16/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I mean come on, did she even read that sentence, or did she just skim and lay her bullshit down to show that she did? Where is this event happening? ON MY GLASS COFFEE TABLE IN MY LIVING ROOM, PROBABLY IN MY HOUSE.
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Nashbar
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your teacher has a point, 50% of living rooms have a glass coffee table. I have two.
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Re: Fucking English Teacher [Re: goobler]
#5865500 - 07/16/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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goobler said: she wants to party, its obvious
she wants to know when exactly too
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Fucking English Teacher [Re: Mike_yy]
#5865501 - 07/16/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mikeyyork said: You just told her " on the glass coffee table of my 'living room' "
Sounds like she's trying to stitch you up, but if she wanted to know where you live she could probably find out easy so i don't know what she's doing. Why are you writing an essay about your illegal activitys, that doesn't sound very wise.
It's an explaing concepts essay. She wanted everyone to write about something that was interesting, though provoking and informative. Everyone in the class has read my essay and loved it. I got a 94/100 on it and I chose it as my final portfolio essay. We have to revise it 5 times in the process of the last two weeks of class. She wants me to completley rewrite adding good and bad trips and set and setting and bunch more shit. I got a two page bulletlist of things she thinks I need to change.
She said I haven't fully convinced her to try them, I said how about somone leaves a present on your desk after class. 
She's actually pretty cool about letting you write whatever you want.
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Making a written statement that you use the class A drug magic mushrooms in your house, and then giving this statement to a person of authority who is probably legally bound to the school to pass on information about drug-taking, surely thats a bit silly? But cool
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reminds me of my 1st sem. deadhead english teacher. he'd been to over 100 dead shows in a 5 year period and admitted to doing lots of droogs, but said he didn't "partake" anymore...yea right
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Re: Fucking English Teacher [Re: mr_kite]
#5865507 - 07/16/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mr_kite said: Making a written statement that you use the class A drug magic mushrooms in your house, and then giving this statement to a person of authority who is probably legally bound to the school to pass on information about drug-taking, surely thats a bit silly? But cool
maybe they are amanitas?
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Fucking English Teacher [Re: mr_kite]
#5865514 - 07/16/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not worried about it. If she had a moral objection to it, I would have written on a different topic. She actually said she was looking forward to reading what I have to say about it and more than a handful of classmates came up to me after class and said that they have a different view of what they're about now. One girl even said to me that she will now have a better respect for substances.
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mr_kite
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Awesome. Is your teacher hot? Why not trip with her and nail her?
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Quote:
Penguarky Tunguin said: I have to rewrite my essay on personal use of psychedelic mushrooms. In one paragraph I'm describing how I ingest them and I have this line: "Placed directly in front of me, on the glass coffee table of my living room, sits a plate."
She actually wrote on the page, circling the entire paragraph: "I need to know where you are here, location."
What the fuck?
she's an unintelligent, poor teacher
and she wants the dick
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Reminds me of my 10th grade English paper. I didn't even smoke weed back then and I wrote a report on why it should be legal (to those who wanted to do it). I got a 110% for having it complete early.
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Heh. I wrote a paper for my freshman english course. I got a 93 on it, if I remember right.
I thought some people at the shroomery might find it useful so I sent it over to one of the admins(don't remember who) and they put it in the FAQs.
If you want to read it, here it is: http://www.shroomery.org/index.php/par/26102
I think contains some gramatical errors, and some sentences are kind of "clunky" sounding. It was a freshman english paper though, so shut yo mouth
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Re: Fucking English Teacher [Re: Gumby]
#5866336 - 07/16/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My essay is almost at 8 pages right now.
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