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LosAngelesGraff
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Question!
#5861394 - 07/15/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what is the best way to pop the sex question, when your alone with a girl you just met? dont post unless you have a way to pop the question out.
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (07/15/06 10:45 AM)
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The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
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that didnt make any sense, im tired
Edited by KingOftheThing (07/15/06 10:41 AM)
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RandalFlagg
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You mean ask your girlfriend if she wants to have sex? I dunno...it just kind of happens.
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LosAngelesGraff
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!
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LosAngelesGraff said:
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!
Obviously YOU're the one who hasn't "popped" nothing in a while, if you don't even know how to talk about it.
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LosAngelesGraff
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LosAngelesGraff said:
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!
Obviously YOU're the one who hasn't "popped" nothing in a while, if you don't even know how to talk about it.
lets not make this a thread about us.(i just got head yesterday, she kinda hinted she was thinking about sex when she was on her way to see me. so i said we can have sex if you want and she said but its really hot. so i asked "how about oral sex"?) basicly i traded oral sex for salvia foliage.
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here lemme try again..the best way is say "hey girl its about time we make hanging out with you worthwhile for me"
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RandalFlagg
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LosAngelesGraff said: basicly i traded oral sex for salvia foliage.
Wow.
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wouldn't that make her a prostitute?
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Re: Question! [Re: demiu5]
#5861470 - 07/15/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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demius said: wouldn't that make her a prostitute?
Wow, I didn't realize that there were saliva whores. I thought cocaine was the standard, but apparently times are changing...
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you guys are changeing the subject.(i was gonna give it to her for free but she offered cash and i said it cool i dont need the doe, then we changed the subject and i asked for the bj. then she said well thats a cool trade a bj for come salvia.) can we stick to the subject.
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (07/15/06 11:03 AM)
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when in doubt just whip it out........
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RandalFlagg
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When it doubt go make a Shroomery thread.
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How about:
"hey, how about some sex?"
or
"im bored, lets go have some fuck"
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Corporal Kielbasa
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trading salvia for sex? um yeah thats pretty lame
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Well, be all like "Hey bitch, ya'll know how I hooked you up with some salvia for some saliva all over my dick, like, dig this, hoe, I give you more for some bangin', like ya'll want it and stuff".
It sounds as though it'll work like a charm. I'm sure she'll melt. Good luck!
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Dude you traded salvia for head. Classy.
I'm gonna have to go with there is no right way to ask a chick you *just* met for sex, if shes into you eventually down the road when you *know* her then it may happen, but you still can't ask for it.
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Re: Question! [Re: Schwip]
#5861563 - 07/15/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Schwip said: How about:
"hey, how about some sex?"
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"im bored, lets go have some fuck"
see this is the idea im asking for... nooo she was suckin it with or with out the salvia it was just a joke. my question is theirs a good mood whats a good way to bring up the subject, or ask for it. i used to say supp with some head. or id start by saying come over here and sit next to me. or can i get a kiss. or are you down to fuck. shit like that/.
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Have you tried giving her coke?
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"Are you down to fuck?"
Like I said, best of luck.
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you'd be surprised how often just asking will work out
obviously the time has to be right.
you cant be in the middle of eating dinner, drop your fork, and ask for a fuck. (well you could i guess)
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No need to ask, just pop a little ghb in her drink. Women love that shit.
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All right, I'll actually give my opinion on the matter...
Sex shouldn't be something which starts with "Hey, wanna have sex?" or any derivative thereof ("Are you down to fuck?" ). Sex should be something that is lead into, there should be some actual physical and/or emotional exchange going on that naturally results in sex. Its an experience, not an act of "Want to have sex? Okay. Roll over and spread your legs."
If your biggest concern is knowing how to ask for sex, then you obviously need some romance about yourself, or perhaps some money.....
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Well yea, there is that whole 'romance' thing..... and the whole 'sex should be an experience' and all that rhetoric along them lines.
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Re: Question! [Re: Schwip]
#5861615 - 07/15/06 11:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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where i come from theirs a thing we call hood rats, you might call them sluts. point is if you ask these girls in a creative way you can get your dick sucked in a bathroom. these type of girls might even have a boyfriend and do the romance with him. they do get tired of the same guy with the same tricks. most of my fucks have been with girls im not dateing mostly one night stands if you will. they lead to what we call booty calls or that girl you can call to come over for sex. the point is when with a type of girl like that. you get signs that theyed like to fuck you. so my question is how to you ask them or bring up the subject? i was with one of these girls and she got use alone at a party by asking if i wanted to go to the store with her. when we where driveing i wanted to ask her so bad if she wanted to fuck or suck my dick(cause i know she wanted to, and i wanted her to) whats the best way to pop the sex question.
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (07/15/06 11:44 AM)
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If that's the case, then be all like "Hey bitch, I want some of those diseases you've been transmitting".
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fireworks_god said: If that's the case, then be all like "Hey bitch, I want some of those diseases you've been transmitting".
Peace.
come on you never call a girl a bitch, unless your a pipm and shes a hoe.every one knows that,ur killin the subject stop posting jerk
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (07/15/06 11:52 AM)
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Schwip
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its perfectly o.k. to call a girl that is willing to suck your balls in a random bathroom a 'bitch'.
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Well, excuse me for being a pimp, then.
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Re: Question! [Re: Schwip]
#5861686 - 07/15/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Schwip said: its perfectly o.k. to call a girl that is willing to suck your balls in a random bathroom a 'bitch'.
i tryed that and it fucks off the whos shit, they stop quick and say what did you say, fuck you im not your bitch or fuck you !then leave me hard and stupid.
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A harsh lesson that a playa playa must learn, the hard way, as it were....
I simply adore this thread.
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you make it sound like you're trying to get her to take out the garbage or do some manual labour
if you're expecting her to give you a BJ you can start by trying to kiss her... if she's really a loving girl that'd like nothing more then to blow you she'll go for it! whatever she does next you can figure out what she's really after
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Re: Question! [Re: Simisu]
#5861812 - 07/15/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Exactly, a sense of style and interaction is all it should take.
"I wish to raise a proposition to you! I was thinking that perhaps we could engage in sexual intercourse!"
That reminds me of that Family Guy, and the "high class, British porn". "You know, we could have sexual intercourse right now". "Why yes, we could." "Hhmm, but let's not".
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