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LosAngelesGraff
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Question!
#5861394 - 07/15/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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what is the best way to pop the sex question, when your alone with a girl you just met? dont post unless you have a way to pop the question out.
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (07/15/06 10:45 AM)
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The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
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that didnt make any sense, im tired
Edited by KingOftheThing (07/15/06 10:41 AM)
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RandalFlagg
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You mean ask your girlfriend if she wants to have sex? I dunno...it just kind of happens.
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!
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LosAngelesGraff said:
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!
Obviously YOU're the one who hasn't "popped" nothing in a while, if you don't even know how to talk about it.
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LosAngelesGraff said:
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: The Sex Question? Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees?
i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!
Obviously YOU're the one who hasn't "popped" nothing in a while, if you don't even know how to talk about it.
lets not make this a thread about us.(i just got head yesterday, she kinda hinted she was thinking about sex when she was on her way to see me. so i said we can have sex if you want and she said but its really hot. so i asked "how about oral sex"?) basicly i traded oral sex for salvia foliage.
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here lemme try again..the best way is say "hey girl its about time we make hanging out with you worthwhile for me"
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RandalFlagg
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LosAngelesGraff said: basicly i traded oral sex for salvia foliage.
Wow.
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wouldn't that make her a prostitute?
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Re: Question! [Re: demiu5]
#5861470 - 07/15/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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demius said: wouldn't that make her a prostitute?
Wow, I didn't realize that there were saliva whores. I thought cocaine was the standard, but apparently times are changing... 
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you guys are changeing the subject.(i was gonna give it to her for free but she offered cash and i said it cool i dont need the doe, then we changed the subject and i asked for the bj. then she said well thats a cool trade a bj for come salvia.) can we stick to the subject.
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (07/15/06 11:03 AM)
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when in doubt just whip it out........
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RandalFlagg
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When it doubt go make a Shroomery thread.
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How about:
"hey, how about some sex?"
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"im bored, lets go have some fuck"
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Corporal Kielbasa

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trading salvia for sex? um yeah thats pretty lame
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Well, be all like "Hey bitch, ya'll know how I hooked you up with some salvia for some saliva all over my dick, like, dig this, hoe, I give you more for some bangin', like ya'll want it and stuff".
It sounds as though it'll work like a charm. I'm sure she'll melt. Good luck! 
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Dude you traded salvia for head. Classy.
I'm gonna have to go with there is no right way to ask a chick you *just* met for sex, if shes into you eventually down the road when you *know* her then it may happen, but you still can't ask for it.
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Re: Question! [Re: Schwip]
#5861563 - 07/15/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Schwip said: How about:
"hey, how about some sex?"
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"im bored, lets go have some fuck"
see this is the idea im asking for... nooo she was suckin it with or with out the salvia it was just a joke. my question is theirs a good mood whats a good way to bring up the subject, or ask for it. i used to say supp with some head. or id start by saying come over here and sit next to me. or can i get a kiss. or are you down to fuck. shit like that/.
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Have you tried giving her coke?
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