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Question!
    #5861394 - 07/15/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what is the best way to pop the sex question, when your alone with a girl you just met? dont post unless you have a way to pop the question out.


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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (07/15/06 10:45 AM)


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861397 - 07/15/06 10:39 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

The Sex Question?  Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees? :smirk:


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861398 - 07/15/06 10:39 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

that didnt make any sense, im tired


Edited by KingOftheThing (07/15/06 10:41 AM)


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861407 - 07/15/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You mean ask your girlfriend if she wants to have sex? I dunno...it just kind of happens.


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Re: Question! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5861409 - 07/15/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
The Sex Question?  Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees? :smirk:



i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861415 - 07/15/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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LosAngelesGraff said:
Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
The Sex Question?  Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees? :smirk:



i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!




:uptosomething:  Obviously YOU're the one who hasn't "popped" nothing in a while, if you don't even know how to talk about it. :wink:


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Re: Question! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5861433 - 07/15/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Quote:

LosAngelesGraff said:
Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
The Sex Question?  Are you trying to get your parents to tell you about the birds and the bees? :smirk:



i guess he hasnt poped nothin in a while, no you jerk with a girl!




:uptosomething:  Obviously YOU're the one who hasn't "popped" nothing in a while, if you don't even know how to talk about it. :wink:



lets not make this a thread about us.(i just got head yesterday, she kinda hinted she was thinking about sex when she was on her way to see me. so i said we can have sex if you want and she said but its really hot. so i asked "how about oral sex"?) basicly i traded oral sex for salvia foliage.


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861434 - 07/15/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

here lemme try again..the best way is say "hey girl its about time we make hanging out with you worthwhile for me"


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861453 - 07/15/06 10:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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LosAngelesGraff said:
basicly i traded oral sex for salvia foliage.




Wow.


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861460 - 07/15/06 10:55 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

wouldn't that make her a prostitute?


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Re: Question! [Re: demiu5]
    #5861470 - 07/15/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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demius said:
wouldn't that make her a prostitute?




Wow, I didn't realize that there were saliva whores. I thought cocaine was the standard, but apparently times are changing... :shocked:

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Re: Question! [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5861481 - 07/15/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you guys are changeing the subject.(i was gonna give it to her for free but she offered cash and i said it cool i dont need the doe, then we changed the subject and i asked for the bj. then she said well thats a cool trade a bj for come salvia.) can we stick to the subject.


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861485 - 07/15/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

when in doubt just whip it out........


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Re: Question! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5861489 - 07/15/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

When it doubt go make a Shroomery thread.


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861494 - 07/15/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

How about:

"hey, how about some sex?"

or

"im bored, lets go have some fuck"


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861498 - 07/15/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

trading salvia for sex? um yeah thats pretty lame


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861517 - 07/15/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well, be all like "Hey bitch, ya'll know how I hooked you up with some salvia for some saliva all over my dick, like, dig this, hoe, I give you more for some bangin', like ya'll want it and stuff".

It sounds as though it'll work like a charm. :wink: I'm sure she'll melt. Good luck! :thumbup:

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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861533 - 07/15/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Dude you traded salvia for head. Classy.

I'm gonna have to go with there is no right way to ask a chick you *just* met for sex, if shes into you eventually down the road when you *know* her then it may happen, but you still can't ask for it.


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Re: Question! [Re: Schwip]
    #5861563 - 07/15/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Schwip said:
How about:

"hey, how about some sex?"

or

"im bored, lets go have some fuck"



see this is the idea im asking for...
nooo she was suckin it with or with out the salvia it was just a joke. my question is theirs a good mood whats a good way to bring up the subject, or ask for it. i used to say supp with some head. or id start by saying come over here and sit next to me. or can i get a kiss. or are you down to fuck. shit like that/.


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Re: Question! [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #5861567 - 07/15/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Have you tried giving her coke?


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