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motaman
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go
#5858438 - 07/14/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_4843640,00.html
Rocky Mountain News
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go
Boulder police allege 'bridge trolls' sought tolls to fire up big roll
By Michael Malik, Rocky Mountain News July 14, 2006
As if Boulder isn't odd enough already, now it has bridge trolls.
Two men recently attempted to charge people a dollar to cross a bridge in a park near the intersection of Foothills Highway and Colorado Avenue and allegedly threatened to stab an off-duty sheriff's deputy with a broken golf club after he refused to pay.
Witnesses said they heard the two shouting lines from the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail about how people "shall not pass."
The Boulder County Sheriff's Office gave the following account:
As sheriff's Sgt. Kevin Parker tried to cross the bridge on his bike, Robert Hibbs, 19, and Bradley Boville, 18, asked for a dollar.
When Parker refused, Hibbs allegedly told Boville to "go stab that guy," prompting Parker to dial 911.
Hibbs grew increasingly aggressive and charged at Parker as he waited for officers to arrive. Parker had earlier managed to wrestle a golf club from Hibbs and struck him in the shoulder area, apparently not fazing him.
When officers arrived and took the pair into custody, they admitted taking LSD and tried to explain their bridge troll act as a "bad trip."
Police found a marijuana joint hanging out of Boville's pocket, and the two told officers they were trying to raise money so they could buy a lighter to smoke the "very large" joint, which was made out of several dollar bills.
While the officers were questioning Boville, they noticed loud music coming from a nearby residence, which Boville said was his.
Officers reported seeing several marijuana pipes and a water pipe through an open sliding-glass door. A search yielded 11 pipes and 3 grams of marijuana.
Hibbs was charged with menacing and possession of LSD. Boville was charged with menacing and possession of less than an ounce of marijuana.
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demiu5
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: motaman]
#5858455 - 07/14/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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What a bunch of fuck-ups
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CoolMojo
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: demiu5]
#5858509 - 07/14/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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See when things like this happen I always wonder...what do people like this tell their family/friends what happened LOL. How do you explain this without lookin like a dumbass.
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Le_Canard
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: motaman]
#5858581 - 07/14/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That made my day.
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Hoss
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: Le_Canard]
#5859078 - 07/14/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, it may seem funny...
It's actually another devastating strike against LSD in the battle for public toleration and acceptance.
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truekimbo2
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: Hoss]
#5865459 - 07/16/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahahahhahahahahahaha, lsd makes poeple stab poeple for a dollar.
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Hix
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: truekimbo2]
#5866021 - 07/16/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH AHAHAHA
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UnderNose
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: Hix]
#5867776 - 07/16/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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they were trying to raise money so they could buy a lighter to smoke the "very large" joint, which was made out of several dollar bills. Police noticed loud music coming from a nearby residence, which Boville said was his A search yielded 11 pipes and 3 grams of marijuana.
What the fuck they make a joint out of dollar bills, then hold people up to buy a lighter. why didn't they smoke the weed in one of the 11 pipes they found. I've had that much acid but I stayed home
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Edited by UnderNose (07/16/06 11:57 PM)
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DNKYD
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Re: Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to toke we go [Re: UnderNose]
#5868130 - 07/17/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
UnderNose said: they were trying to raise money so they could buy a lighter to smoke the "very large" joint, which was made out of several dollar bills. Police noticed loud music coming from a nearby residence, which Boville said was his A search yielded 11 pipes and 3 grams of marijuana.
What the fuck they make a joint out of dollar bills, then hold people up to buy a lighter. why didn't they smoke the weed in one of the 11 pipes they found. I've had that much acid but I stayed home
I think they fucked up in the article. I read in a different one before this that they had a joint that was just wrapped in some dollar bills, not actually rolled in the bills.
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