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Mezcal
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852525 - 07/12/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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maybe try to throw a blanket over him and get him out, how big is he?
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852531 - 07/12/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you have a net, or maybe an old, thick blanket? If you're going to tackle it yourself maybe wrap your arms in some shirts or something, to prevent bites (with rabies).
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: mycogirl]
#5852534 - 07/12/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's in a spot that totally protects him... can't get anything around or over him.
About 2-2.5 ft from head to tail.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: mycogirl]
#5852535 - 07/12/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Animal control will come get him out.
Just hide anything illegal if you happen to have anything of that sort.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
#5852546 - 07/12/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, that is big. Call animal control.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: mycogirl]
#5852576 - 07/12/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Also, racoons are pretty nasty...especially when they feel threatened. I wouldn't try and Indiana Jones rescue attempts. Plus rabies sucks.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: mycogirl]
#5852577 - 07/12/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852587 - 07/12/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Animal Control will deal with it.
Or maybe you can lead him out of the house with twinkies.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852593 - 07/12/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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personally, i wouldn't want animal control at my house, so I would just kill the fucking thing...
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Mezcal
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Animal control is only 1 person in our town, and they seem to be part of the police... which is not the state agency I'd personally like in my house tonight.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Rhysaboveit]
#5852606 - 07/12/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get him high. His ass will freak out and he will run outside! This is foolproof.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852612 - 07/12/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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In all seriousness, if you try to grab it with a blanket or anything like that, it will fuck you up...
I would get a bat or golf club and give it a whack to the head immediately after throwing a blanket on it...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852613 - 07/12/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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DONKEY PUNCH!
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
#5852634 - 07/12/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Seriously feed him some food. Peanut butter, corn, ect. ect. Open some windows in whatever room he is in. Then try getting him to leave the room by making a path to the windows for him and coaxing him out. Just dont be alarmed or go making sudden movements. Racoons can have rabbies. He will try and get out of there eventually if you want to wait him out.
If he is not in a place that can be sectioned off from the rest of the house or it is where you sleep then you may need to do something more drastic.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Nashbar]
#5852644 - 07/12/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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guns are a no no here... shooting a gun inside of a house where there may or may not be illegal items is bad, and illegal...
Killing it seems like a shitty thing to do, but if its not near a door you are going to have to at least knock it out- but you will probably end up killing it....
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
#5852649 - 07/12/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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We set up a ladder going to the skylight he fell in from and put some pita bread on the ground. He hasn't moved much in the half hour he's been here but hopefully he'll get restless (fuck you) and need to move somewhere... put 2 and 2 together and just leave...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852667 - 07/12/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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FUCK YOU, RESTLESS
I guess if you can isolate him in a room and keep a somewhat good eye on him you won't have to kill him...
Don't let him fuck your house up either...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852675 - 07/12/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jim said: guns are a no no here... shooting a gun inside of a house where there may or may not be illegal items is bad, and illegal...
Killing it seems like a shitty thing to do, but if its not near a door you are going to have to at least knock it out- but you will probably end up killing it....
I am sure there are many illegal activities that go on around here. I know guns are not everyone cup of tea and I dont recomend them to anyone that is not responsible.
However hitting it over the head may be worse than shooting it and if it is rabid I would not want to chance it. There is actually some .22 ammo I recomend for small game. Here is the link. It is very quite and will not penatrate walls.
Although it is up to you what you need to do in this situation.
Quite .22 ammo
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852682 - 07/12/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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snyder said: We set up a ladder going to the skylight he fell in from and put some pita bread on the ground. He hasn't moved much in the half hour he's been here but hopefully he'll get restless (fuck you) and need to move somewhere... put 2 and 2 together and just leave...
Good luck to you man. Let us know how it turns out.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852691 - 07/12/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just knock it out a door, window, or skylight.
One word: FORE!
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
#5852692 - 07/12/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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shooting a gun off inside a home is illegal, and cops will come...
even a .22 shot will alarm your neighbors, unless you live in South Central Los Angeles...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852758 - 07/12/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jim said: shooting a gun off inside a home is illegal, and cops will come...
even a .22 shot will alarm your neighbors, unless you live in South Central Los Angeles...
I just want to point out that is like saying "Smoking a joint inside a house is illegal and the DEA will sneak in through the window send you to jail!" 
I dont know where he lives but if racoons are falling through this guys ceiling and there is only one animal control guy then I dont think anyone will here a .22 especially a subsonic one.
I have personal experience shooting these rounds and they are very quite. To the point where I dont think you would here them in the other room.
Not that it matters because it sounds like he is handling this the smart way and giving the animal a way to get out on his own. So I guess it is a mute point.
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Mezcal
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852769 - 07/12/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Success!!!
We are raccoon free!
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
#5852771 - 07/12/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you are a fucking fool if you shoot a gun off in an enclosed area... it would be loud...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852774 - 07/12/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've managed to get an opossum out of my barn by putting meat in the bottom of a large, empty trashcan and laying a piece of wood as a ramp up to the trashcan. It jumped in the trash can for the meat and couldn't get out, so I just carried the trash can out to the woods and let it loose. Perhaps something like this could work for you, depending on how long you have to get it out. It'll aventually get hungry.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852788 - 07/12/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jim said: you are a fucking fool if you shoot a gun off in an enclosed area... it would be loud...
Jim... subsonic rounds are not very loud. They are specifically made to be quiet.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852792 - 07/12/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anybody know of a good tool for compressing MPG from a camera? I will show you how big this sucker was if you can help me shrink this 12mb movie.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
#5852794 - 07/12/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't care... you don't just shoot a gun in close quarters...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852796 - 07/12/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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did he climb the ladder? how did you do it. i would have closed myself in the bedroom and opened a back door and turned the lights off so he would feel more comfortable. he doesnt want to be there anymore then you want him there.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
#5852804 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Side note and funny story time.
I had a interesting experience with racoons once. I was camping in the rockies. Very pretty. We met up with some of our friend that drove a brand new GMC Jimmy (this was abotu 12 year ago).
Racoon when they forage make a snorting sound like pigs. Kind of gutteral in the back of the throat sound. Usually only when they are looking for food.
Well I heard them foraging that night and they came right through camp (always keep yoru food away from camp) and they kept on moving.
Well our friends had left there windows down on the Jimmy and some food in there. We woke up at 4 am to the sound of 12 racoons inside his brand new car. Tearing it to pieces.
I walked to the door to get them out, but in the door was the biggest racoon I have ever seen. 3 and half feet of spitting fur and probably close to 40 pounds. He definately was not starving. He was the king of the Racoons and this was his family.
We tried to scare them out but ended but just watching them out all the food inside the Jimmy and then tear the shit out of the interior.
The moral of the story is. Dont fuck with racoons because somewhere there is a racoon king out there that will shit in you truck.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: durban_poison]
#5852805 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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He went up a steel ladder about 8 ft out the skylight he came through, then vanished!
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: durban_poison]
#5852806 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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of course he doesn't want to be there... he is probably fucking pissed off and confused after he fell 18 feet to the ground....
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852810 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats cool... you got lucky...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852812 - 07/12/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You wouldn't, but if I felt threatened by a raccoon I wouldn't hesitate to blow him away with a subsonic .22 round. Those fuckers are dangerous.
A mess on the carpet and a quiet bang is worth not getting rabies.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
#5852820 - 07/12/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Heh...
A few weekends ago at Gaian Mind I was on a few hundred mgs of mescaline, some molly and a tab of acid, and a skunk comes out of nowhere and walks across my feet. I saw it and flipped out- but didn't move, of course the other people in my camp all start yelling and jumped away, which caused the skunk to freak out and nearly kill me...
Somehow he didn't decide it was a good time to let the stink go though.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852828 - 07/12/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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snyder said: Anybody know of a good tool for compressing MPG from a camera? I will show you how big this sucker was if you can help me shrink this 12mb movie.
Awesome man. I want to see it.
Video editors
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
#5852834 - 07/12/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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my sand wedge would have killed him just the same
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852835 - 07/12/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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snyder said: He went up a steel ladder about 8 ft out the skylight he came through, then vanished!
I am sure the racoon king thanks you.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852837 - 07/12/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I drove past a dead raccoon tonight, he was in the center of the lane, no one had hit him, except initial impact, It was a side blow, he is bleeding from the mouth, the body is perfect. Typical male raccoon in his prime. His coat is beautiful. As I drove past the soul beckoned me back. I picked him up with some work gloves and put him in my truck, I examined the body to make sure it was flawless and drove on... as I was turning around I found a giant patch of edible boletus mushrooms in this persons yard that stood out greatly.
So, this raccoon is in my truck bed. I'd like to skin him. I think it's gonna be really bloody. Most I've cleaned is a squirrel or fish. I need to do this right, I'd like to cure the hide for a nice soft addition to make a hat of the don of the wild men. Poor thing was asking to be buried. He tried to invade my mind, the raccoons soul was lingering on him for about 10 minutes before it past. Strangely enough, I was high enough to feel his spirit rise and pass on. I held the ceremony for myself, and thanked Nature for life.
I want to walk around in Daniel boon outfits with musket rifles and cannons, shooting apple seeds. ONLY IN AMERICA CAN DANIEL BOON FIRE APPLE SEEDS FROM CANNONS
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5852843 - 07/12/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok, time for you and I to go back in OTD...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852867 - 07/12/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sometimes their glands are empty.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? *DELETED* [Re: Mezcal]
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852891 - 07/12/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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that was worth downloading quicktime!
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852919 - 07/12/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jim said: my sand wedge would have killed him just the same
I wont turn this into a clubs vs guns debate because that seems to hijack this thread. But I am willing to bet you that I could shoot a racoon quitely where you would have to wack on him quite a few times to kill him.
Maybe we should start a new thread. Golf club vs .22 who would win
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
#5852930 - 07/12/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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but I wouldn't have to worry about a freak gun accident...
trust me, I love my guns...
I am a proud owner... I just wouldn't shoot one in any environment where I wasn't positive the bullet wouldn't come back at me...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
#5852931 - 07/12/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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snyder said: movie! mp4 video (ipod format, use quicktime)
lol that is freaking awesome!
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852933 - 07/12/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jim said: but I wouldn't have to worry about a freak gun accident...
trust me, I love my guns...
I am a proud owner... I just wouldn't shoot one in any environment where I wasn't positive the bullet wouldn't come back at me...
I can respect that.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
#5852950 - 07/12/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I could always stab it with the bayonet from my sks... that would be a median...
-------------------- Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit! afoaf said: Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852959 - 07/12/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jim said: I could always stab it with the bayonet from my sks... that would be a median...
Always the mediator.
-------------------- The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. ---Galileo
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Jim


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
#5852969 - 07/12/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I try to keep everyone happy...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5852984 - 07/12/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I woulda choked him out with my smoke....
but seriously, club to the nose repeated times, or a .22 to the ear.
those are some tough fuckers.
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Jim


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Leanin]
#5852988 - 07/12/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've killed a few raccoons in my day... once with a motorcycle...
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Konnrade
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5853055 - 07/12/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jim said: my sand wedge would have killed him just the same
I'm not a golfer, I'd be more likely to have a gun within access than a club... and my baseball bats are buried in a corner in the garage.
I bet it would be fun to clobber a raccoon with a titleist though
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
#5853096 - 07/12/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would use my sand wedge.. it is probably my must sturdy club...
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
#5853138 - 07/12/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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*FWACK!*
Yep... that's one dead raccoon
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
#5853578 - 07/13/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you could always feed him salt then leave a strong dose of poppy tea in a bowl nearby. he would be out, or so itchy he'd want you to scratch him.
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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: durban_poison]
#5853638 - 07/13/06 02:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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