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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852682 - 07/12/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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We set up a ladder going to the skylight he fell in from and put some pita bread on the ground. He hasn't moved much in the half hour he's been here but hopefully he'll get restless (fuck you) and need to move somewhere... put 2 and 2 together and just leave...




Good luck to you man. Let us know how it turns out.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852691 - 07/12/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Just knock it out a door, window, or skylight.

One word: FORE!



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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
    #5852692 - 07/12/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

shooting a gun off inside a home is illegal, and cops will come...

even a .22 shot will alarm your neighbors, unless you live in South Central Los Angeles...


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
    #5852758 - 07/12/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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shooting a gun off inside a home is illegal, and cops will come...

even a .22 shot will alarm your neighbors, unless you live in South Central Los Angeles...




I just want to point out that is like saying "Smoking a joint inside a house is illegal and the DEA will sneak in through the window send you to jail!" :cool:

I dont know where he lives but if racoons are falling through this guys ceiling and there is only one animal control guy then I dont think anyone will here a .22 especially a subsonic one. 

I have personal experience shooting these rounds and they are very quite.  To the point where I dont think you would here them in the other room. 

Not that it matters because it sounds like he is handling this the smart way and giving the animal a way to get out on his own.  So I guess it is a mute point.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852769 - 07/12/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Success!!!

We are raccoon free!


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
    #5852771 - 07/12/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you are a fucking fool if you shoot a gun off in an enclosed area... it would be loud...


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
    #5852774 - 07/12/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I've managed to get an opossum out of my barn by putting meat in the bottom of a large, empty trashcan and laying a piece of wood as a ramp up to the trashcan. It jumped in the trash can for the meat and couldn't get out, so I just carried the trash can out to the woods and let it loose. Perhaps something like this could work for you, depending on how long you have to get it out. It'll aventually get hungry.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
    #5852788 - 07/12/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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you are a fucking fool if you shoot a gun off in an enclosed area... it would be loud...




Jim... subsonic rounds are not very loud. They are specifically made to be quiet.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852792 - 07/12/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Anybody know of a good tool for compressing MPG from a camera? I will show you how big this sucker was if you can help me shrink this 12mb movie.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5852794 - 07/12/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I don't care... you don't just shoot a gun in close quarters...


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852796 - 07/12/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

did he climb the ladder? how did you do it. i would have closed myself in the bedroom and opened a back door and turned the lights off so he would feel more comfortable. he doesnt want to be there anymore then you want him there.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5852804 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Side note and funny story time.

I had a interesting experience with racoons once. I was camping in the rockies. Very pretty. We met up with some of our friend that drove a brand new GMC Jimmy (this was abotu 12 year ago).

Racoon when they forage make a snorting sound like pigs. Kind of gutteral in the back of the throat sound. Usually only when they are looking for food.

Well I heard them foraging that night and they came right through camp (always keep yoru food away from camp) and they kept on moving.

Well our friends had left there windows down on the Jimmy and some food in there. We woke up at 4 am to the sound of 12 racoons inside his brand new car. Tearing it to pieces.

I walked to the door to get them out, but in the door was the biggest racoon I have ever seen. 3 and half feet of spitting fur and probably close to 40 pounds. He definately was not starving. He was the king of the Racoons and this was his family.

We tried to scare them out but ended but just watching them out all the food inside the Jimmy and then tear the shit out of the interior.

The moral of the story is. Dont fuck with racoons because somewhere there is a racoon king out there that will shit in you truck.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: durban_poison]
    #5852805 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

He went up a steel ladder about 8 ft out the skylight he came through, then vanished!


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: durban_poison]
    #5852806 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

of course he doesn't want to be there... he is probably fucking pissed off and confused after he fell 18 feet to the ground....


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852810 - 07/12/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

thats cool... you got lucky...


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Jim]
    #5852812 - 07/12/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You wouldn't, but if I felt threatened by a raccoon I wouldn't hesitate to blow him away with a subsonic .22 round. Those fuckers are dangerous.

A mess on the carpet and a quiet bang is worth not getting rabies.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Boglyn]
    #5852820 - 07/12/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Heh...

A few weekends ago at Gaian Mind I was on a few hundred mgs of mescaline, some molly and a tab of acid, and a skunk comes out of nowhere and walks across my feet. I saw it and flipped out- but didn't move, of course the other people in my camp all start yelling and jumped away, which caused the skunk to freak out and nearly kill me...

Somehow he didn't decide it was a good time to let the stink go though.


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852828 - 07/12/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Anybody know of a good tool for compressing MPG from a camera? I will show you how big this sucker was if you can help me shrink this 12mb movie.




Awesome man. I want to see it.

Video editors


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5852834 - 07/12/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

my sand wedge would have killed him just the same


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Re: Raccoon in my house... Advice? [Re: Mezcal]
    #5852835 - 07/12/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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He went up a steel ladder about 8 ft out the skylight he came through, then vanished!




I am sure the racoon king thanks you.



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