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adamj
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I need a good male pornstar name!
#5847514 - 07/11/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My friend and I are going to play a joke on my girlfriend.
She doesn't believe my friend works in the adult entertainment industry (he does websites and advertising, etc. But we haven't told her this, just that he works in adult entertainment on the internet)
So we're gonna do a really professional mock of a porn website with pictures of him and such.
We just need a good name! Suggestions?
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847519 - 07/11/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dicky Biggums
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Cowgold]
#5847522 - 07/11/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cowgold said: Dicky Biggums
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847530 - 07/11/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Bucketballs McKenzie"
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Left Nut City
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847546 - 07/11/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The rule for a male porn name is to take the name of your first male pet as the first name and then the name of the street you grew up on as the last.
My first pet was a dog named "Henry" and I grew up on Weaver Ct.
Thus, my male porn name would be "Henry Weaver"
Edited by Left Nut City (07/11/06 04:17 PM)
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5847558 - 07/11/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Eric the 18th???
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Cowgold]
#5847568 - 07/11/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cowgold said: Eric the 18th???

According to his theory mine would be "King Circle Drive".
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5847573 - 07/11/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You don't include "street", Drive", "Boulevard", etc. Just the actual name of the street.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Cowgold]
#5847602 - 07/11/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mr. Wiggles Lester MacDaddy
According to Left Nut City I would be Suzy School, that doesn't really sound like a male pornstar.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: cybrbeast]
#5847608 - 07/11/06 04:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you are a female then of course you would take a female pet name.
For a porn chick Suzy School sounds reaaalll hot!!
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5847611 - 07/11/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd be , Fluffy Cytheiana .
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: HippieChick]
#5847950 - 07/11/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dirk Diggler.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847994 - 07/11/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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According to the pet name / street name.. I'd be Ash Wooded, no kidding. I guess you could knock off the 'ed and be Ash Wood, that's kinda cool. Otherwise, go with Buster Nightly or something like that.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: unbeliever]
#5848011 - 07/11/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Balls Mc Longcock or Dick Nasty
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: splifner180]
#5848041 - 07/11/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
splifner180 said: Dirk Diggler.
splif
boogie nights rif off?
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5848065 - 07/11/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Casey Hillcrest Eldorado Thomas
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: cybrbeast]
#5848098 - 07/11/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
cybrbeast said: According to Left Nut City I would be Suzy School, that doesn't really sound like a male pornstar.
You named a male pet Suzy?
I think I would be Midnight Tower. Not bad.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5848099 - 07/11/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've always thought my porn star name (according to the accepted porn star naming method mentioned above) was pretty good... Sylvester SanCarlos
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5848226 - 07/11/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lance 
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5848301 - 07/11/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Frankie spring.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: blackroselove]
#5848335 - 07/11/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Hawkeye2]
#5848567 - 07/11/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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How 'bout Miles Toole
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5848730 - 07/11/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: poboy]
#5848748 - 07/11/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ronald McHardon, Anus Bung, Pecker Longcocking... I'm not high enough to create anything better Sorry.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: ShroomOmatic]
#5848783 - 07/11/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Id be Ricky Memphis,
damn thats hot
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: AA2277]
#5848867 - 07/11/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ben Dover
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: PinballWizard]
#5849768 - 07/12/06 03:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PinballWizard said:
Quote:
cybrbeast said: According to Left Nut City I would be Suzy School, that doesn't really sound like a male pornstar.
You named a male pet Suzy?
I think I would be Midnight Tower. Not bad.
No she's a female, a 20 year old cat to be exact. I never had a male pet. Only a kitten a while ago. Then I would be Zorro School
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5849779 - 07/12/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mine would be "Wolverine Adelphi"
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: domite]
#5849843 - 07/12/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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pet/street name : "Pig Main"
lol
I'd call myself either Joe Black or Sven Inches Flacid (sounds swedish outloud)
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: poboy]
#5849844 - 07/12/06 04:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
poboy said: Dick Cummings
I actually know a person of that name (real name richard though, everyone calls him Dick but noones picked up on this yet hahaha )
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5849850 - 07/12/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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lucky starboard
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: wrestler_az]
#5849857 - 07/12/06 05:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rock Hardy
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: goobler]
#5849860 - 07/12/06 05:04 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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before this post, you had 41414 posts.
neat!
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5849863 - 07/12/06 05:08 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hows that shit working for ya?
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5849865 - 07/12/06 05:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Biff Strokinoff
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: goobler]
#5849868 - 07/12/06 05:13 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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what shit?
i don't think i've digested the burrito from earlier all the way yet, so there is no shit.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5849877 - 07/12/06 05:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok I'll wait for the report
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: goobler]
#5849880 - 07/12/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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you and Hanky both.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#5850170 - 07/12/06 08:59 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did you draw that fur?
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5850185 - 07/12/06 09:05 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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mr porn star
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Asante]
#5850189 - 07/12/06 09:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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With the *formula*, Ruffy Price.
But the Seinfeld name Buck Naked hasn't been said yet.
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mellowrubberduck said: With the *formula*, Ruffy Price.
But the Seinfeld name Buck Naked hasn't been said yet.
. Haha, you beat me to it. I was gonna say Buck Naked. That's hilarious when George comes up with that.
Doobie Green Street.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Asante]
#5851184 - 07/12/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nah. Googled it.
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Ruffy Price
that would suck if someone was dyslexic, they'd think you were some sort of breakfast cereal.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5851711 - 07/12/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5852522 - 07/12/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Acidic_Sloth said: Ruffy Price
that would suck if someone was dyslexic, they'd think you were some sort of breakfast cereal.
Haha, either way works for me. Cereal brand would be Special K.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5852610 - 07/12/06 09:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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You want to go for shock value right?
So you need a name so offensive\funny that it both believable and hard to believe. Using normal porn star names might not work you need to go big.
Snake Handler Poopshoot Patrol Pun'Reaper Flesh Fantastic Biggus Dickus
or you can try this link  Porn Name Generator
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My freind had a similar formula for pornstar name making. it was middle name-street you grew up on. for that formula id be Joseph Lode, acording to the formula in this thread its Paws Lode....thats just not right.
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