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InvisibleDNKYD
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The best obituary ever
    #5844440 - 07/10/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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My only hope is that when I pass away I will leave behind friends that will write an obit like this for me.


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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: DNKYD]
    #5844450 - 07/10/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

His friends probably ground him up and smoked him too.


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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: DNKYD]
    #5844460 - 07/10/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Thats funny shit.  "to be designated in the future, to have a drink and wonder, "Fred who?"  Its great he made a mockery of his own death, I  :cheers:


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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: DNKYD]
    #5844463 - 07/10/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

When his family was asked what they remembered about Fred, they fondly recalled how Fred never peed in the shower - on purpose.

:rofl:


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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5844467 - 07/10/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Oh man, it only gets better

Word of caution though, don't go out in public to drink because of the alcohol related laws our elected officials have passed due to their inexplicable terror at the sight of a MADD lobbyist and overwhelming compulsion to meddle in our lives.


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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5844476 - 07/10/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I am attending this function, it may be the social event of the year.

"Fred who?"


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5844477 - 07/10/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Any man who wishes to die by being run over by a beer truck is an OK guy in my book.


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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: DNKYD]
    #5844480 - 07/10/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Fred is my hero


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Re: The best obituary ever [Re: Boom]
    #5844532 - 07/10/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Fred's ashes will be fired from his favorite cannon at a private party on the Great Wicomico River where he had a home for 25 years.

fuck yeah. go out with a bang.


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